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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 8:40pm On Mar 23, 2016

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 23, 2016

davide470:
Joavid,
Your comments though

all these boys can provoke person ni.
nothing serious. we all having fun grin

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 8:49pm On Mar 23, 2016

Joavid:

all these boys can provoke person ni.

nothing serious. we all having fun

Lol. Tone it down sha.

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by rvpbae: 8:58pm On Mar 23, 2016

Hello davide470

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 9:00pm On Mar 23, 2016

rvpbae:
Hello davide470

Hey rvpbae

How have you been?

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:02pm On Mar 23, 2016

yorex2011:
Mtn and dragnet haha... They tried sha... But they are still far offs from being flawless.. Saw like 2 incorrect/incomplete questions.. Had to send them some feedback that they should review all questions thoroughly before using them for tests...
Test was fair sha...
They should hore me as an aptitude test consultant, lemme be setting questions for them

Hahahaha.
You are really funny! Test consultant... Lol.
So the test was so fair that you had enough time and energy to type their flaws and give recommendations. I salute you!

When I grow up, I want to be a consultant like you.

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016

SimpleSmile:
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Hi!
Where's the long epistle on team work you typed before? I want to comment on it. Do you usually modify your post after commenting to a simplesmile?

First time in here? Nno. Ekabo.

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 9:09pm On Mar 23, 2016

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
You are really funny! Test consultant... Lol.
So the test was so fair that you had enough time and energy to type their flaws and give recommendations. I salute you!

When I grow up, I want to be a consultant like you.

Lol no o... Feedback was at the end of it all. cheesy

But how you wan grow up pass this one again na grin

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:14pm On Mar 23, 2016

yorex2011:

Lol no o... Feedback was at the end of it all.
But how you wan grow up pass this one again na

Lol. Yea, I know about the end. A questionnaire to fill right?
I never grow finish o, at least your numerical tips dey help me whenever I sight it online.

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2016

Ok.. Lemme drop some lil short jokes we all here can relate with..
1. When you travel foe job test, travel for stage 2, travel for stage 3, travel for final interview, only for the process fo be scrapped at the end cry

2. When you're writing an aptitude test, and the organisers know say e go hard, and they allow, asking, googling, open book, discussion and yet highest score na 6/50 grin

3. When you finish and see you scored 97% feeling like a boss only to receive regret mail later

4. Apply for a job as a fresh graduate in 2012, shortlisted for test in 2014, did interview in 2016 and got regret mail stating that they only accept fresh graduates

5. That moment when you finish work for interview and they give you offer, salary wey no make sense and you tell the interviewer that you'll get back to them grin

6. When you've submitted Cvs upon cv and you travel out of town for an aptitude test, then decide to buy akara and bread take chillax before you go in for test only to see your cv was used to wrap the akara... In another state! shocked

7. When you go submit your cv and cover letter and they reply you that the only format they accepg is "hardcopy pdf".. Nawa o

8. You know you're doing a sufferhead job when your fake balila perfume scent lasts on your shirt than your salary

9. When a company wants to do cbt by force and you go there and see pentium 1 windows 98 desktop computers grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 9:21pm On Mar 23, 2016

amicable09:

Lol. Yea, I know about the end. A questionnaire to fill right?
I never grow finish o, at least your numerical tips dey help me whenever I sight it online.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by okzcorp: 9:29pm On Mar 23, 2016

926? Tolutweety,scrypt. Come and see your thread

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 9:33pm On Mar 23, 2016

Men and brethren, no Easter groove undecided

I'm exhausted, I need to freshen up embarassed

Davide470 Oya say something embarassed

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2016

ksstroud:
Lero15,
What sayeth thou to this

Ednut1 will reply

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 10:37pm On Mar 23, 2016

Jamean:
Men and brethren, no Easter groove
I'm exhausted, I need to freshen up

Davide470 Oya say something

ayam willings and ready to took you out in Easter day for groove at a popula restorant "iya sadiku buka" close to my manshun in Mushin oloosha. Are you willings to have dinna with me? cool

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by rvpbae: 11:16pm On Mar 23, 2016

davide470:
Hey rvpbae

How have you been?

Been good, living!!!

How's everything? Work, life, family, bae? grin

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by rvpbae: 11:19pm On Mar 23, 2016

Lero15, so omo afonja ni e??

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 11:24pm On Mar 23, 2016

Jamean:
Men and brethren, no Easter groove
I'm exhausted, I need to freshen up

Davide470 Oya say something

Fine girl, let's go spend the easter at TheRealAdonye's.

#TeamHomeMadeKFC

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 11:29pm On Mar 23, 2016

rvpbae:

Been good, living!!!

How's everything? Work, life, family, bae?

Work is great - Got home an hour ago grin

Family is doing well and I am trying to be a Rev. Father

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by rvpbae: 11:33pm On Mar 23, 2016

davide470:
Work is great - Got home an hour ago

Family is doing well and I am trying to be a Rev. Father

Oh yea right!!! *rme*

Rev. Fr indeed!!

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 11:51pm On Mar 23, 2016

rvpbae:

Oh yea right!!! *rme*

Rev. Fr indeed!!

Lol. Meaning?

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:29am On Mar 24, 2016

davide470:
Fine girl, let's go spend the easter at TheRealAdonye's.

#TeamHomeMadeKFC

Adonye you heard this cheesy

I don't want to hear that you are going to Opobo angry

Start making preparations for home made complete KFC lunch package wink

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 6:33am On Mar 24, 2016

rvpbae:
Lero15, so omo afonja ni e??

Rara ooo.
Ibe ni mo ti ka eko University mi.

Ase omo Yoruba ni iwo na cheesy

O daa be

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by busybeei5(f): 7:35am On Mar 24, 2016

Lero15:

Rara ooo.
Ibe ni mo ti ka eko University mi.

Ase omo Yoruba ni iwo na
O daa be

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by mtor: 9:08am On Mar 24, 2016

okzcorp:
926? Tolutweety,scrypt. Come and see your thread

Hahaha

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 9:16am On Mar 24, 2016

mtor:
Sorry I just saw this thanks for the mention. How have you been sir

You're welcome boss. I've been good. Thank you

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 9:20am On Mar 24, 2016

Lero15:

Lol. We plenty wey no smart ooo
Cc Proudolodo, LastMumu

Hehehehehe...you sabi person cool

Thanks for the acknowledgement grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 9:40am On Mar 24, 2016

Lero15:

Ednut1 will reply

Na Egbon patapata be that Ooooooooo
grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 9:40am On Mar 24, 2016

Moyarh:
Proudolodo where are you
Come and share all the knowledge you've been secretly acquiring with us

Da.hveydson !!!
Howfar

Lol. Boss Moyarh, an epic journey of enlightenment is necessary for an olodo like me (#InLovelace'sVoice) grin

I doubt the knowledge an olodo seeks will interest a house full of efikos like you

But thanks for the mention sir

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 9:41am On Mar 24, 2016

ksstroud:

Na Egbon patapata be that Ooooooooo

Boss how you dey?

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 9:47am On Mar 24, 2016

ProudOlodo:

~~Boss~~ Ksstroud how you dey?

Fixed....
I'm sitting down.

Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by rvpbae: 10:10am On Mar 24, 2016

davide470:
Lol. Meaning?

Meaning I know things e470!! wink

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