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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chisophia(f): 4:43pm On Mar 26, 2016
Kbs468:
Ok listen
I know that Kedu maka ahia = How Market
Kedi je? = How far na
Kedu = How you
So I wanted saying HOW ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL grin cheesy
Oya if you gree say you beautiful tell me what to say
KEDU.............. grin
kedu ka i mere, nwa mara mma

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 5:10pm On Mar 26, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 5:15pm On Mar 26, 2016
fraiser please reply me on the other side asap.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 5:18pm On Mar 26, 2016
hardie14:

i got a notification here that u emailed me. but i never see ur email messages.

Send a reply through your mail first
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by samju100(m): 5:19pm On Mar 26, 2016
hardie14:
fraiser please reply me on the other side asap.
all engineering student are getting B eng now since
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Testimony89(m): 5:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
hardie14:

abeg when futa start to give B.ENG
please enlighten me
cc
fraih
fraiser
all oda futarians in the house.
We are still in march but why dis april fool bro? well maybe in 1800BC sha!!! Wait oh.... Hardie ar u a futarian?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:56pm On Mar 26, 2016
amodu:


mention don't

How was yesterday and hope you had a memorable day

Yesterday was awesome.. and yes, I had fun
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 6:19pm On Mar 26, 2016
amodu:


For your plastic mind

You can force a horse to the stream but can't force it to drink water and in this case you can't force her her to the stream not to talk of having the opportunity to want to force her to drink water.
I hear u. This horse of urs will not only drink water 4rm d stream, she will also drink zobo from d stream. By d time she meets a better person, u go think sey na ogogoro she drink 4rm stream.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 6:39pm On Mar 26, 2016
amodu:

I laff
REALITY
hmmm, iffa hear
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 6:48pm On Mar 26, 2016
SC31:

You just well done,keep telling people about our marriage you hear after you'll say we should keep things private......rukkyola and fraiser can kukuma bear me witness that I've also been asking of you and I've been resisting so many temptations all because of the love I have you,chai this life cry cry embarassed cry

Iambibi so you can do me like this,now I know rukkyola is the only friend I have here
Why are you talking like this baby? is it iambibi that have now turned into public? Have you forgotten you always refer me to iambibi whenever we have uncontrollable family concerns?

If you no longer trust and count on her, I think it will be nice to preinform me. If you can on a daily basis give me a list of your friends and enemies, it will help.

As for Rukkyola, I won't say anything for now.

So how have you been bae?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by walexitouk(m): 6:49pm On Mar 26, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468. Amodu. Fraiser. Greatestnan. Eaglevision. Dhameerlharay. Abbeyunique2. Crobboy. Jubrealguy. Walexitouk. Darey00. Ayosco2008. And every other guys in the house..

Una sabi dis game??

Chai.. dose days cheesy grin


I enjoy playing this game in the morning; when am pressing on the WC.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by walexitouk(m): 6:51pm On Mar 26, 2016
Happy new Millennium the people of GC its now 2004
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jayloms: 6:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
This place don dry finish undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 6:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
my birth year tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 6:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Rukkyola:

Am happy I tried my best to make u understand that crobboy is not meant 4 u. U were absent 4 only a short while and his complaints about u no b small. Imagine! 'body no b firewood'. Where as, u always remained loyal and faithful to him without complaints whenever he is away.
My friend, OYO is ur case now o because d justified10 who used 2 crave 4 u back then is happily married now.
U have no choice but to accept ur crobboy 4 whom he is.
Amebo, 'witchcraft', husband seducer, and romance waka-abouter, all these your plans no go work.

If you think every guy is as 'brainless' as your sugar boy Eddykisses1 or as 'deceivable' as your sent4rina (were your juju don dey clear from him eyes), then you have to think again.

OLODO wey dey form sexy!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Testimony89(m): 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2016
CROBBOY:

Amebo, 'witchcraft', husband seducer, and romance waka-abouter, all these your plans no go work.

If you think every guy is as 'brainless' as your sugar boy Eddykisses1 or as 'deceivable' as your sent4rina (were your juju don dey clear from him eyes), then you have to think again.

OLODO wey dey form sexy!
Lolz.................
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 7:18pm On Mar 26, 2016
samju100:
all engineering student are getting B eng now since
really?? are you serious??
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 7:19pm On Mar 26, 2016
Testimony89:

We are still in march but why dis april fool bro? well maybe in 1800BC sha!!! Wait oh.... Hardie ar u a futarian?
i think so.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 7:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
iambibi:
lwkmd....babe na since when justified10 marry?,.. Hu be his bae? , plz help our friend SC31 naa... She needs a gud guy o...and I dnt tink dah justified10 guy is married...... Anyways shaa i trust u!!.. Lol.. Do something!!

I thought I could trust you. Is this how you behave, jumping into another man's house just like a piece of Qwili-Qwili? Chai my friend Jubrealguy I pity what you call a wife. Now I understand why you hangout with boys alot undecided

Don't worry, I know how to handle you.

SC31:
*crying* had I known cry cry
O bae why are you sitting here so sad When last did I give you a treat? *looks towards the sky and starts thinking*

Alright I understand now. Come right in let us plan one now. * gives her a peg, takes her up with her hand gently, pretending to remove dirt from her hair while arranging it away from her ears, and whispers* THE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES MY WORLD COMPLETE. HOW CAN I EVER DO WITHOUT YOU.

There are certain things these your friends (Rukkyola and iambibi) have been doing in your absence. I'll tell you after Rukky leaves


Rukkyola:

U don kolo o. Yoruba ko, Hausa ni. U 4 tell me sey make i dey chat with u 4 yoruba. Go meet amodu or Dtobs or kbs468 or logodwhiz na dem b Yoruba dictionary.
Dey dea dey pretend like sey u no love her b4. Watsup with u and katerine7? I dey find husband for sc31 fa. U fit marry her join? Crobboy just dey suffer d girl 4 nothing.she just dey lean everyday while crobboy dey fresh like apple everyday.
I need a reply asap. I want make d girl pack commit 4 crobboy house asap. Thanks
As you dey here dey find members to increase your Ashewo Committee, I dey use God name take beg you to stay away from my wife. I dey beg you oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 7:26pm On Mar 26, 2016
amodu:


Send a reply through your mail first
e be like say u no get understand me. i am getting notifications here on NL that u sent me a mail but i didnt get any mail till dis evening.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chiefololade: 7:37pm On Mar 26, 2016
Just passing by..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:46pm On Mar 26, 2016
katerine7:
my birth year tongue

Chai.. see lie...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Testimony89(m): 7:54pm On Mar 26, 2016
hardie14:
i think so.
Lolz............wow...... I know u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by samju100(m): 8:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
hardie14:

really??
are you serious??

yes now ask any engineering student they are given B. Eng not B.tec like the rest.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 8:20pm On Mar 26, 2016
CROBBOY:


I thought I could trust you. Is this how you behave, jumping into another man's house just like a piece of Qwili-Qwili? Chai my friend Jubrealguy. Now I understand why you hangout with boys alot undecided

Don't worry, I know how to handle you
. CROBBOY dat is not my real face naaa u should kno dat.. ,, i was trying to calm sc31 wen she was blaming me for not asking after her, and u kno i did.. ,..i kno i shouldn't hav done that .. She was crying and i tot mayb she was crying for anoda gud guy .. , plz dnt take ur trust from me ok...? .. Buh am sorry for trying to giv her out shaa... She made me do it.. cry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:01pm On Mar 26, 2016
walexitouk:



I enjoy playing this game in the morning; when am pressing on the WC.

You have a TV in your rest room?

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:10pm On Mar 26, 2016
chisophia:
kedu ka i mere, nwa mara mma

Enheeen. First and foremost, thank God say no b emere you talk but na i mere. grin because emere means another ugly thing in Yoruba. That one don pass.

So in grammatical diagnosis,

Kedu ka i mere = what?

Nwa mara mma = what?

Because e get one Bros for our area, And I have known him for the past 15 yrs or more and na shoe biz him dey do

But we no know am with any other name except 'Omaramma' and I'm very sure it is actually this

'Nwa mara mma' that you just stated above smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2016
20 THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW AND/OK DO AS GRADUATES or BEFORE SERVICE ELAPSES

I don't have up to 20 o.. but let me mention the few I know..

1. Build your skill(s). By now, I believe we should know our career path and what we want to do in life..
Engage in things that will boost your skills..

2. Get certifications.. apart from the degree. The only proof of your knowledge about a particular skill is your certificate.
Sitt for professional exams in that particular field you've chosen.

3. Make Networks.. Get to know people. Present yourself in a good light. You never know where 5he help will come from.

4. Grab everything opportunity with your two hands. And maximise it.

5. Try and make a positive contribution to your immediate community.

6. Blank..

I'm going to post a link to a thread highlighting 25 points on things we need to do before 25..

https://www.nairaland.com/1873428/25-financial-things-should-know
Done..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
2.
5 THINGS TO DO IN 5 DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN IMPROVE ONE'S STANDARD OF LIVING AS A CORPS MEMBER

In the big states.. opoortunities abound. So, you need to find a skill, like programming,hairmaking, cakebaking and so many more.. advertise yourself..

You'll surely get a chance..
Moreso, make sure you take pictures of your works..

In the small states.. there might not be much opportunities. But make sure that you save as much as possible to create something for yourself..
Apply for professional exams..
Be nice
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:29pm On Mar 26, 2016
4. IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE THE PRESIDENT FOR ONE WEEK, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT NIGERIA?

Will try as much as possible to create and implement a structure to solve the problems Nigerians are passing through..


5. IF YOU ARE THE NYSC Director General for one year, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU ENVISAGE AND PROMOTE ABOUT THE SCHEME?

Firstly, I will ensure the federal allawee is increased.
Secondly, ensure that corp members are posted to ppa that follow their course..
Thirdly, ensure that ppa pays corpers serving with them. But if not, they should provide a befitting accomodation for them.
Fourthly, sack the guy that handles the twitter account.. he's ineffective..
Lastly, ensure that corpers enjoys the service year like creating a fun packed week for corpers.. might be done in each states.


6. IF YOU ARE THE Minister for Education, WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU EFFECT IN SALVAGING NIGERIA'S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?

Ensure that the minimum educational qualification of a lecturer is ph.d
Ensure that lecturers undergo training once in every 2 or 3 years.. to be done in each state.
Ensure that the facilities available in each institution and viable and can be used. .
Review the curriculum.
Provide jobs for scholars after studies. .
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2016


How time flies. You are already celebrating your 25th Silver Jubilee on planet earth. It seemed like yesterday when you got admission into the university and right now you are already through with service (NYSC).

You probably have a job that is paying you a meagre salary, and if you are among the lucky ones, you already have a partner and you are waiting for your ship to sail in so that you can have your happily ever after.

We’ve put together 25 financial things, big and small, you should know before you turn 25. Why would we do something like that? So you can achieve your financial goals with plenty of time to reap the fruits of your labour.

1. How To Make A Budget

This is because without a budget you are like a blind man driving a car, and do you know what happens when blind men drive cars? At best they do not get to their destination and at worst they end up in a horrible crash.

Simply put, without a budget you may not reach any of your goals like buying that car you’ve always wanted, a home befitting of your taste or just having enough money to fend for you and your family when you retire.

2. How Much You Should Be Saving

How much of your income should you be saving? The simple answer is 20 percent. How did we come about this number?

Well, the 50/20/30 rule, which divides up your monthly budget as follows: 50 percent is reserved for essentials (rent, electricity bill, water bill), 30 percent is allocated for your lifestyle choices and at least 20 percent goes to “financial priorities,” which includes debt payments, your retirement contributions and your savings.

3. Differentiate Between An Asset And A Liability

Simply put an asset makes you smile to the bank in the long run while a liability converts your pocket to a basket, literally.

4. The Perfect Data Bundle Plan For You

Internet data bundle has somehow proven to us that it is an essential commodity to the human race. There is no perfect data bundle for everybody.

Depending the size of your income and your internet surfing habit, choose the plan that best suits you.

5. Celebrities Lie About How Much They Are Worth

Celebrities are always lying about how much they earn and how much they are worth. That is what they do for a living, they lie.

Do not get caught up in the hype.


6. Your Net Worth

You also have a net worth. Having a net worth is not reserved for Millionaires and Billionaires. Your net worth is the sum total of your assets (Bank accounts, savings, investments etc) minus your debts (loans, liabilities etc).

Your net worth is great way for you have a good view on your finances. It helps you know where you are now, where you are going to and in most case gives you a wakeup call back to reality.

7. How Much You Make and Where, Specifically, Its Going Out.

This sounds like a simple task right? But the truth is that most people, regardless of their age, don’t know how much they money they have coming in and going out.

8. What Is a Financial Emergency and What’s Not

It’s not funny when you go all Bill Gates on a date only for you go home to a nagging land lord. At 25, you should get know your priorities. By 25 you should have a fat overfed saving account and it shouldn’t end there, you should be able to spot a financial emergency.

9. How To Manage Budget Raiding-Friend

Everybody has at least one of such friends. They are cute, funny and just happen to be one of your closest friends. But the truth is, each time you hang out with them, it tells on your budget.

No one is telling you to lose a friend; we are saying you need to learn how to neutralize these culprits if you ever want to be financial independent.

10.That, The Older You Get, The More Sophisticated Your Financial Life Becomes

Your meagre salary might be enough for you to live a lavish lifestyle right now and you might be tempted to start saving when you make more money.

The truth is, as you start to make more money, you will have more financial obligations. You will move out of your self-contained apartment, you will get married, have kids and start paying school fees.

Bottom line? Today is the time to start, not tomorrow

11.How Your Lover Handles Money

If it is important to know your lover’s favourite colour, worst habit, favourite meal then you might as well know about they handle money and where they stand financially today.

If you are going to spend the rest of your life with them you might as well know what you are getting into.

12.How To Spot A Scam Artist/Investment

You are too old to fall for any investment scam, be it online or in your village. By 25, it would be a pity for you to fall for a Fraudulent Scheme, no matter who is presenting such to you.

13.How To Maximize Your Time

The last time we checked time is still money. Binge watching a complete movie from season one to five is no longer cute.

When it comes to spending your time, you should follow a simple rule. If doesn’t make you money, doesn’t make you happy and does not make you better, then you should not waste your time doing it.

14.That It Is Possible To Accomplish Multiple Financial Goals At Once

Your financial life does not need to be a “this or that” situation. In order words, you want to build your savings, reduce your debts, pay your sibling school fees but you only have a limited amount at the end of each month.

The first thing you should know is that you are not alone; there are many people like you. Second, know that with proper financial planning and prioritizing you can meet all of your financial goals.

15.That You Will Never Have Enough Money

By now you should be aware that even with trillions of naira in your bank account; you will never have enough money. The more money, the more things you have to spend on. Even the super-wealthy also feel poor.

So waiting for the fictional time when you will have “enough money” is like waiting for a ship at a train station.

16.That You Will Never Know The Truth About Other People’s Finances

Your co-worker whom you earn the same salary with might have a luxurious car and an exquisite home but you’ll never know if he is deep in debt, inherited a huge sum from his parents or he might just be from a wealthy family.

It will be in your best interest not to compare yourself to other people, your only competition should be yourself

17.How To Dress Fabulously On Your Budget

It a wonderful thing to look good, but overspending on the latest and coolest apparel could mean the downfall of many. It’s possible to cut down on your clothing budget and still rock head-turning style, on just about your salary.

18.The Big Cost Of Your Little Splurges

By 25, you should visibly comprehend how a bottle of beer everyday can add up and stop you from making progress in you quest for financial abundance.

19.How To Negotiate A Better Salary

Yes, spending less and saving more will help but the fastest way to financial freedom than growing your income. You should know your worth and make sure you are earning what you’re worth.

20.That You Should Not Depend On One Source Of Income

This might be a trick from basket sellers but it is advisable to not put all your eggs in one basket. Diversify your sources of income; you will be surprised at the extra income you can earn from that special skill of yours.

21.You Should Be Prudent With Your Wedding Expenditure

What shall it profit a man to have an exuberant wedding celebration and starve after the ceremony?

22.Your Network Is Your Net Worth

Make sure you choose your friends and acquaintance carefully. Remember, you are three persons away from everybody in this world.

23.Your Own Financial Personality

How do you react to money? What are your spending habits? What are strengths and weaknesses when it comes to money? You need to find out and work on it.

24.Do Not Forget To Live Life

On your way to financial independence do not forget life. In case you forget, you only live once and what’s the use of all the money in the world if you have no one to spend it with.

25.With Total Discipline You Can Achieve Everything

Without discipline you can achieve nothing, with partial discipline you can achieve some things and with total discipline you can achieve anything.

- See more at: http://giftedgreen.com/2014/blog/2014/08/25/25-financial-things-you-should-know-by-25/#sthash.CwNbaNyR.dpuf

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 26, 2016
logowhiz on point

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