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This is not reveal to thee by man but by my father whom hath in heaven

Marlvin:
lol, don't forget to mention Wwe

Huh huh hah hah laughin in cantokonese

mmsen:
I have to confess, I've done that a few times.
Not all the way through.

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pretydiva:
Have never been to a cinema. So I ve no idea wat d op is saying

try date me, and i promise to make ur dreams come through...my father own shoprite.

Not that i'm stingy o, but why watch a movie in cinema for 1k when i've got a laptop and an etisalat mordem?

chimah3:
Did you pay the 1k for them

did they pay for me?

fako1:
Make i get millions, cant be a cinema freak. Movie dat i cant enjoy, i like to picl every wod in a movie. i will not be able to rewind and yet wont get it dat once.

Nigerians only go to cinema coz dey wanna feel among. iiiiisssshhh!!!

Gbam!

Oya... I've never been to the cinema.... Who's gonna shoot me?

UncleLondon:
The kind of cinema I go

Where this one dey?

ghostwritter:
try date me, and i promise to make ur dreams come through...my father own shoprite.

Dangote is my Dad, Buhari is my in-law, Obasanjo is my uncle

9jvirgin:
I haven't been to a cinema

same. I don't like watching movies with people. I know its bad..

Sirmuel1:
Dangote is my Dad, Buhari is my in-law, Obasanjo is my uncle

Bill Gate is my steward and ur 'Dad' is his P.A

ghostwritter:
Bill Gate is my steward and ur 'Dad' is his P.A

Then who are you

Fertility problems can be solved...check my signature to see the natural measures....

seunny4lif:
What is cinema
Make I go pay 2k for wetin I dey watch free for broda Emeka shop even b4 the film come out

Na the one will dey watch while standing in front bro Emeka shop

lmfao this one na better werey o

I was there last 3 weeks and didn't experience anything on the list.

OP stop lying

forgetting used -condoms in the VIP-sections. this is irritating, disgusting and NONSENSE!

Basically, babies are not supos to be allowed into a cinema hall

[quote author=Liljeez post=44168577]Bro abeg gimme ur number mak i inbox u
very important
And what could that be?
Sorry, I don't give my number out anyhow.
Do u live close to Zaria?

darkenedrebel:
...how can you exempt the fingerers from your list?...

...when the complexion of the movie takes an erötic turn, you'd sight these set of movie goers poking their fingers underneath the skirts of their dates!!...

...I fall into this category too...but I'm a born-again now sha, and in Christ, old things have passed away...

Especially when there are no skirts to poke under

Global phenomenon not just in naija.

Jovago:
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The cinema culture is fast returning at an appreciable pace after it declined in the 1990s. Today, cinemas like Ozone, Silverbird and Genesis Deluxe around the country are witnessing reasonable attendance. While the many rediscover the joy of blockbuster movies on a big screen, there are some persons who may be hell-bent on diverting your attention from the screenplay and this can be annoying. Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal gather some of these annoying things that Nigerians do at the cinema.

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The prolific commentator

They are better commentators than Andy Gray and John Motson. However, they do not to run football commentaries but annoying movie commentaries at the cinema. They will narrate every scene, they cannot keep their emotions under wraps and they always have something to say about the movie. They cannot simply keep their mouth shut. This kind of people can be very frustrating.

The phone talkative

Your phone rings every second in the cinema hall and you pick it every time it rings. Even if you are a businessman, your phone should be on silent rather than disturbing others with your calls. It is better to just switch it off when you are at the movies. In addition, remember that you are on a date with your significant other, you should make it an eventful evening for her. However, for some people, they do not really care, they will convert the cinema into a phone call hub even though there is a clear sign that you should switch-off your phone.

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The selfie addict

You cannot do without taking pictures even in the cinema. You flip out your phone, pose and click! These pictures are immediately uploaded on social media. It is either you take your pictures before or after the not everyone will be happy with the lousy display of your photography talent.

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The crying baby

You will definitely regret going to the cinema if you are in the same hall with a crying baby. The question is why do some mothers bring their babies to the cinema? Because at a particular point during the movie, the baby will inescapably brawl its lungs. If this happens, you will have no choice than to leave the hall.

He who laughs last…

A comical scene was shown and everyone in the cinema hall laughs. However, for you that is when your laughter begins. You may be laughing last but you are definitely not laughing best as your laughter could bring you ridicule. It will be quite embarrassing if everyone in the hall shoot you with their piercing and angry pupil. You will have no choice than to compose.

Lolz so true!!!

Why do you have to go to church or mosque since you can pray to and worship God in your house

ReneeNuttall:
Why do I av. To go . To. The cinema and pay 1,500 ? Wen. I can. Get d cd plate at. 100 in d mrket.

i call dat poverty!!! Real one

Some human animal wil stil remain animal.after posting it at d door way.to swichoff or avoid distraction

[quote author=sirTesco post=44173276][/quote].no.....i took NDA form dis year.....i just want to get some kind information

Now showing @Ozone Cinemas :Batman vs Superman, London has fallen etc
Don't miss out. Come one come all!

herbie27:
u get it at the market wen the cinema viewers have seen it.

Does it matter?

Even before the cinema Ppl Hv watch it before the cinema Ppl...

Funny enuf some Ppl dwnload this movies on net....

I once get to cinema I saw movie going on already n is a movie Hv watch before...

D shocking part is how Nigerians get this movies in their phone Evn before d cinema guys....

To mi d cinema is Nt Jst abt d movie,to mi is Jst to leave ur home n relax wit sumone, Cuz those movies cn be gotten...

slimmingcare:
Now showing @Ozone Cinemas :Batman vs Superman, London has fallen etc
Don't miss out. Come one come all!

If Nigerian movies do all this fake trick.....we Nigerian will start complaining.... how ghost go Dey mke call for Nigerian movie....


Shebi Na person Dey wear mask were get touchlite b Dat....how him take see Na...Abi him eyes Don turn touchlite?

We black Dnt like our things...

Since wen u see human Dey fly up n dwn Dey call it Batman....Bt wen we do our witches to fly up n dwn..Una go Dey complain..

Human being Dey wear heavy metal for face,wit touchline instead of eyes.....Una no ask Hw him take Dey see.....Shebi for biology Dey say touchline cn b use as eyes for d blind Abi....

nigerians are stupid at the movies. ironically its the fools that travel abroad that behave like they havent been to a movie.before

sirTesco:
Here in NDA, we don't have time for such shit.
Soldier till I go...

wetin you come dey do for NL? Wait make i go report you! Village man