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5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Jovago: 11:07am On Mar 09, 2016


The cinema culture is fast returning at an appreciable pace after it declined in the 1990s. Today, cinemas like Ozone, Silverbird and Genesis Deluxe around the country are witnessing reasonable attendance. While the many rediscover the joy of blockbuster movies on a big screen, there are some persons who may be hell-bent on diverting your attention from the screenplay and this can be annoying. Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal gather some of these annoying things that Nigerians do at the cinema.



The prolific commentator

They are better commentators than Andy Gray and John Motson. However, they do not to run football commentaries but annoying movie commentaries at the cinema. They will narrate every scene, they cannot keep their emotions under wraps and they always have something to say about the movie. They cannot simply keep their mouth shut. This kind of people can be very frustrating.

The phone talkative

Your phone rings every second in the cinema hall and you pick it every time it rings. Even if you are a businessman, your phone should be on silent rather than disturbing others with your calls. It is better to just switch it off when you are at the movies. In addition, remember that you are on a date with your significant other, you should make it an eventful evening for her. However, for some people, they do not really care, they will convert the cinema into a phone call hub even though there is a clear sign that you should switch-off your phone.



The selfie addict

You cannot do without taking pictures even in the cinema. You flip out your phone, pose and click! These pictures are immediately uploaded on social media. It is either you take your pictures before or after the not everyone will be happy with the lousy display of your photography talent.



The crying baby

You will definitely regret going to the cinema if you are in the same hall with a crying baby. The question is why do some mothers bring their babies to the cinema? Because at a particular point during the movie, the baby will inescapably brawl its lungs. If this happens, you will have no choice than to leave the hall.

He who laughs last…

A comical scene was shown and everyone in the cinema hall laughs. However, for you that is when your laughter begins. You may be laughing last but you are definitely not laughing best as your laughter could bring you ridicule. It will be quite embarrassing if everyone in the hall shoot you with their piercing and angry pupil. You will have no choice than to compose.

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by sumolaanimasaun: 11:38pm On Mar 18, 2016
In the cinema people behave awkwardly

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Flexherbal(m): 11:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
That last point is killing. Some people don't even remember that they are not at home.

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by owobokiri(m): 8:34pm On Mar 19, 2016
And the ones that cant stop kissing and making out..

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Oladipo1166(m): 8:56pm On Mar 21, 2016
nah crying baby dy annoy me pass

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Stephenex(m): 8:17pm On Mar 27, 2016
Na that commentating own dey vex me pass, they will not allow u to enjoy d movie u are watching, by the time dey tell u all what will happen, the suspense will no longer be there undecidedundecidedundecided

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by pretydiva(f): 8:17pm On Mar 27, 2016
Have never been to a cinema. So I ve no idea wat d op is saying lipsrsealed

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by chimah3(m): 8:18pm On Mar 27, 2016
Did you pay the 1k for them undecided

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Nobody: 8:18pm On Mar 27, 2016
I don't watch movies and absolutely despise Cinemas...If you ever see me in one...Look to my right...Yeah, I am tryna get my divk wet that Night wink

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by pendusky(m): 8:19pm On Mar 27, 2016
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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by HRich(m): 8:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
Following.
Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by eleko1: 8:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by OLUJOSHINS(m): 8:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
grin

I used to be guilty of no1

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Ourown(m): 8:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
The Ashewos

Always staring around looking for a girl to mingle with,,,, they be like uncle Pls can you shift aside so I can sit near her,,, I can't see from that angle

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by megareal: 8:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
I'm always unlucky to sit next to No 1. cry
Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by UncleLondon: 8:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
The kind of cinema I go

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by 9jvirgin(m): 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2016
I haven't been to a cinema

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by fako1(m): 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2016
Make i get millions, cant be a cinema freak. Movie dat i cant enjoy, i like to picl every wod in a movie. i will not be able to rewind and yet wont get it dat once.

Nigerians only go to cinema coz dey wanna feel among. iiiiisssshhh!!!

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by mizhefeh(f): 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Moz22: 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by seunny4lif(m): 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
What is cinema sad sad
Make I go pay 2k for wetin I dey watch free for broda Emeka shop angry angry even b4 the film come out angry angry

Na the one will dey watch while standing in front bro Emeka shop sad
undecided

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Slimmmm(m): 8:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
I hate d Selfie part wit Infinix

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Dolypson04(m): 8:24pm On Mar 27, 2016
What about both the loud and silent fart makers?

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Nobody: 8:24pm On Mar 27, 2016
100% true. The worst is Genesis deluxe cinemas here in pH
Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by seunny4lif(m): 8:25pm On Mar 27, 2016
grin
Let me take you to bro Bayo shop now grin
We dey watch any latest film for there grin while standing and it's free cool
pretydiva:
Have never been to a cinema. So I ve no idea wat d op is saying lipsrsealed

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Nobody: 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
should i comment
Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Sunnycliff(m): 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
A thread repeated

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by sirTesco(m): 8:27pm On Mar 27, 2016
Here in NDA, we don't have time for such shit. Soldier till I go...

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by adedam007(m): 8:27pm On Mar 27, 2016

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by rightchic(f): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
But it's fun sha
Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by ReneeNuttall(f): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
Why do I av. To go . To. The cinema and pay 1,500 ? Wen. I can. Get d cd plate at. 100 in d mrket.

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Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by shamecurls(m): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
Okro remains my best soup

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