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Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 6:46am On Mar 29, 2016 |
What would u do or say if dis kind of world exist? A world where u can be blunt and say whatever truth u feel like saying and nobody will take offense so long as what u said is true, and ur motive is not to insult the person but to make him/her better. (1). A world where someone can be talking to u at close proximity and his mouth stinks, and then u pause and tell him: ''bros ur mouth dey smell''. And he replys: ''Oh man! I think it must be becos my toothbrush is worn out, I need to change it. Thanks by the way''. If this kind of world exist, I would have told this to 80% of my course mates. (2). A world where someone walked past u, and u perceive a very foul odour emanating frm his body, (I usually experience this in a football hall when watching a match) and then u stop him and say to him: ''guy ur body dey smell, abeg try bath and wear clean clothes any time u dey come watch match, make person no come suffocate for this hall''. And then he replys: ''guy thanks, i dey rush to come watch match before hall full na im cause am. No worries, next time i go do as u talk''. And everybody is happy. (3). A world where u r about to give bae a head on and all of a sudden ur nose just block cos of the stench oozing out of dat place. And closing ur nose, u say to her: ''babe jeez! Ur kitty cat stinks''. And she replys: ''oh really? I think I need to change the brand of soap I'm using, I have a feeling that brand is fake. Thanks anyway, let me go freshen up, will be back''. (4) A world where u marry a terrible cook as a wife, and after gotten tired of eating the tasteless meals she prepares, u call her one day and say: ''Honey, u really don't know how to cook, ur cooking sucks. What do we do about it?'' and instead of her going haywire, she responds: ''Really sweetheart? I never knew. Maybe I shuld attend a cooking tutorial for a whileh, or maybe u can tell me the areas I need to improve on''. (5) A world where after ur lecturer has made series of blunders while lecturing, u stand up and say to him: ''Sir, this stuff u r teaching, I can't understand it. The question clearly shows that the work done on the system is -ve and not +ve. It seems u didn't prepare very well for this lecture before coming''. And instead of sending u out of his class for 3 weeks, he replys u: ''Oh my dear, thanks for ur input. U know this Buhari's Government is somehow, had to take up some other part-time job to complement my income, dats why I didn't have enough time to prepare this lecture very well. Just bear with me for the time being''. If d world were like this, will the world be better or worse? What will u like to say or do? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 6:56am On Mar 29, 2016 |
hahaahahahhah...the #3 tho....who use soap to wash tat KittyKat? And she used a fake soap? Thats funny! I can't stop laughing.... 1 Like |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Lasveg(m): 7:17am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Lol... No 5; i once did something like dat in class. I had carryover in d course. And its one of my best courses. |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by opiscoal(m): 7:21am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Land for sale |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by opiscoal(m): 7:21am On Mar 29, 2016 |
A world were you meet a pretty lady with a heavy makeup.. And you walked up to her, and said "halo bae, I'm certain you would look more prettier without makeup"... And she says "hmmmm., I wud give it a try tomorrow, so give me your number let me call you so that you can confirm,.#smileonherface 1 Like |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 7:22am On Mar 29, 2016 |
KashyBaby:So kashy, wot would u hav loved to say to some one. Perhaps maybe there is something bout d person u dont like. |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 7:26am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Lasveg:Lol. Dat hapens a lot in ma class. If d lecturer is not d strict type, students will just be arguing about with him. |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 7:41am On Mar 29, 2016 |
opiscoal:So wot will do if u later see her without make up and she is like:
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Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by pennytration(m): 7:45am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Brb |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 7:54am On Mar 29, 2016 |
A world where I can tell my boyfriend that I'm having feelings for another guy. Where I can tell him he's pretty bad in bed. Yes, I wanna live in that world |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 8:04am On Mar 29, 2016 |
HateU2:Yeah, dats d spirit. And instead of him feeling proud like he own d world will respond to u like: ''Wow, baby nice to hear dat. Glad I could please u, but there is always room for improvement''. |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 8:09am On Mar 29, 2016 |
MoneypassGod: I'm a very straight forward when I want to say something...some ppol wud think I'm a tactless, but at Least Im honest...they need to hear it straight forward , It may be hurtful but I see to it that I'm using a less offended words |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by MoneypassGod(m): 8:24am On Mar 29, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Hmmm Nice one. U sound like a principled lady. Hope I'm right? |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 8:34am On Mar 29, 2016 |
MoneypassGod: I dnt if that's d right term but I juz like to be honest & straight forward |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 8:50am On Mar 29, 2016 |
I will tell dat my friend Samson who is studying Political science to change his department or probably buy another jamb form, cos dat course ain't taking him nowhere. |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Nobody: 9:19am On Mar 29, 2016 |
MoneypassGod:. Some guys go dey feel lyk king ontop say dem fvck not knowing dat dey did not do anything |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by opiscoal(m): 10:55am On Mar 29, 2016 |
MoneypassGod:...... Lolzzzzz,,, in that world I wud say " waoh!!! U look so Beautiful, I wouldn't mind making u my bae" BUT in this present world wey I dey so.. I wud say " af we met b4? Do u still have my Number? (Delete it) do u knw my ause?... I'm going,. Cos dis is not my real face ooo |
Re: Wot would u like to say or do if dis kind of world exist? by Lasveg(m): 9:51pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
MoneypassGod:Person don wise up now. |
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