A Nairaland MOD banned me for five straight days, If I am not mistaken.
I didn't realize they are supposed to be revered.

Huuuuuuuuu.........'See fly'

vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next

highest you go cut your share of the cake

Praizekeyz:
whoah wassup babe?? Who's fucking with u like dis??

I'm good...he's moniker dey there nah

are u sure..thats guts

vizkiz:
We were watching porn with some ladies in my room then my crazy dude brought out his dick and started flapping right in front of those chicks saying "furck! I need to get those shiit outta my system"

Though he ended up getting a BJ sha

vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next

Joined the show??

9jatatafo:
Went to visit my course mate way back in the UNI and on getting to his room hot eba was scenting and egusi soup, behold my guy then hid the food under his bed. I asked him about the scent of eba and soup but he denied. Lo and behold as I was leaving his room, my pen fell down so I got to bend down to pick it up and my eyes just caught the hot bowl of eba and soup. I laughed and told him to eat his good. Ever since then I stopped visiting him because I can't imagine someone hiding food.

You made me hungry

How come no one has mentioned barging into d bed room only to see mum and dad in action. Happened to me a lot of times while growing up. Once my dad told me to leave his house and never come back until i'm ready to marry.

vizkiz:
We were watching porn with some ladies in my room then my crazy dude brought out his dick and started flapping right in front of those chicks saying "furck! I need to get those shiit outta my system"

Though he ended up getting a BJ sha

Wtf!

jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

LMAO.
Please tell me this is nollywood trailer

jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

Kettle?!
Wtf!!

christopheru:
No much talk. What is the Funny and most embarrassing thing you have caught someone else doing? May be your friend/Bestie,
girlfriend/Boyfriend, Coursemate, roommate, boss/co-worker etc. Mine loading... Don't wait for me o.
Oya legooo...
Oya see my own here
It was this my guy who always tell me and my pals that he won't have anything to do wit girls till we graduate from school. I was shocked the day my 3 friends I barged into his hostel room without knocking... We caught Princewill kissing a girl . All These UNI Girls can be so tempting I and my friends left the room immediately while laughing at his Words. We later brought up the topic and he was so embarrassed to answer us.

My friend among the embarrassing Vought was vandalising infrastructure of your own country, to miserable rate just to sabotage the economic reinstate, like that hopeless youth of Delta's pipe line case.

Its highly embarrassing to 'see' people -who when they see each other in real life maynot be able to talk- come online and just outrightly insult, abuse and trade words...
.
.you mustnt reply to everybody's
comment and if you must reply, must it be abusive or derogatory?
.
.its embarrassing.

Xionez:
Caught my female flat mate shaving her punni in my bathroom.
She comes over to have her bath due to issues with her water plumbing. Yes, we sabi each other wella but not unto relationship things #repackagedfriendzone

On this day, i left my key with her due to early mo mo lectures but later that day, my stomach was "communicating" with me tirelessly so i had i rush back.

Like we all know, its only when you are at the door that whatever thing you are holding in, begins to unleash its full strength. My mind wasnt there when i just barged in on her meticulously shaving her creamed punni with earpiece in her ears. Whether she was listening to tutorials on Shaving...only God knows.

My mind just gave way. Even the kayn thing wey hold me just ceased intoto.

I just jejely said "Sorry!" and slowly closed the door. I shifted my chair and sat down quietly like a school child in the Principal's Office.

She did her stuff and came out apologizing. Pouting her lips and looking so fair, i dunno if its our African way of showing embarrassment.
Had to let her know that it wasnt her fault and i should have announced my presence just to make her feel at ease. I collected her keys, a bucket of water and went over to her place.

Had to take her out afterwards to ease her embarrassment. The babe is a cutie sha.
If i wan cause small trouble, i will let her know that i have been standing there watching her shave. Im sure hell would let loose. But i enjoy her company.












....and Yes, i made sure sey no be my shaving stick she use. Na dia yawa go gas. She dey so neat dats why i always allow her inside my bathroom. No need to hose down my bathroom like i used to do for a friend of hers. That one is like snow, rain and 2 tornados partied in my bathroom

so did you ever bang her or not?

Hahaha.. This happened to me...
Some months back I was home with family... I was forming angry for my wife and refused eating her food. Early in the morning, after much plea, and me I was forming shakara, she drove out with the kids and me bin hungry decided to make indomie... she already made breakfast and lunch for me oh.
Indomie is actually my specialty. Everyone likes the way I prepare it. So that fateful morning, i decided to prepare indomie.. I didnt know what happened but i mistakenly loaded it with pepper and i didnt know.
When it was now time to eat, my wife drove in with the kids like she planned and timed me. I tried to eat the indomie in a way she would think that it is so sweet and she'll beg me to have some but when I bit the first spoon, I almost cried. I tried to be man about it and eat it like a boss.. My 2yr old daughter on seeing me ran to me to have a taste of my supposedly sweet indomie but then I couldnt let her.. somehow she struggled, managed to lay her hand on the sausage, grabbed it and put in her mouth and there she disgraced me.. She started crying and screaming pepper pepper.. I felt so ashamed ehn dat I was forced to drop the food and eat my wife's own.

jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

Hahahaha, abeg which tribe the guy be?

christopheru:
No much talk. What is the Funny and most embarrassing thing you have caught someone else doing? May be your friend/Bestie,
girlfriend/Boyfriend, Coursemate, roommate, boss/co-worker etc. Mine loading... Don't wait for me o.
Oya legooo...
Oya see my own here
It was this my guy who always tell me and my pals that he won't have anything to do wit girls till we graduate from school. I was shocked the day my 3 friends I barged into his hostel room without knocking... We caught Princewill kissing a girl . All These UNI Girls can be so tempting I and my friends left the room immediately while laughing at his Words. We later brought up the topic and he was so embarrassed to answer us.

And how is this embarrassing

she was masturbating

xdos:
Hahaha.. This happened to me...
Some months back I was home with family... I was forming angry for my wife and refused eating her food. Early in the morning, after much plea, and me I was forming shakara, she drove out with the kids and me bin hungry decided to make indomie... she already made breakfast and lunch for me oh.
Indomie is actually my specialty. Everyone likes the way I prepare it. So that fateful morning, i decided to prepare indomie.. I didnt know what happened but i mistakenly loaded it with pepper and i didnt know.
When it was now time to eat, my wife drove in with the kids like she planned and timed me. I tried to eat the indomie in a way she would think that it is so sweet and she'll beg me to have some but when I bit the first spoon, I almost cried. I tried to be man about it and eat it like a boss.. My 2yr old daughter on seeing me ran to me to have a taste of my supposedly sweet indomie but then I couldnt let her.. somehow she struggled, managed to lay her hand on the sausage, grabbed it and put in her mouth and there she disgraced me.. She started crying and screaming pepper pepper.. I felt so ashamed ehn dat I was forced to drop the food and eat my wife's own.

hahahahahaahaha guy u funny die Lol. Men & forming chai!!! hunger bad truely

LeFreakSoChic:
A Nairaland MOD banned me for five straight days, If I am not mistaken.
I didn't realize they are supposed to be revered.

what did you do?

ilyas26:

Hahahaha, abeg which tribe the guy be?

You want start e-war

xdos:
Hahaha.. This happened to me...
Some months back I was home with family... I was forming angry for my wife and refused eating her food. Early in the morning, after much plea, and me I was forming shakara, she drove out with the kids and me bin hungry decided to make indomie... she already made breakfast and lunch for me oh.
Indomie is actually my specialty. Everyone likes the way I prepare it. So that fateful morning, i decided to prepare indomie.. I didnt know what happened but i mistakenly loaded it with pepper and i didnt know.
When it was now time to eat, my wife drove in with the kids like she planned and timed me. I tried to eat the indomie in a way she would think that it is so sweet and she'll beg me to have some but when I bit the first spoon, I almost cried. I tried to be man about it and eat it like a boss.. My 2yr old daughter on seeing me ran to me to have a taste of my supposedly sweet indomie but then I couldnt let her.. somehow she struggled, managed to lay her hand on the sausage, grabbed it and put in her mouth and there she disgraced me.. She started crying and screaming pepper pepper.. I felt so ashamed ehn dat I was forced to drop the food and eat my wife's own.

Ah damned loool.. next time you won't do unnecessary forming

Once caught a friend snapping her privates n sent it to her bf

modelmike7:
...... You were with some ladies or some prostitutes?!

,hey he said some ladies or r prostitutes nw gentlemen bcoz there r pro?,she only help him 2 ease his plight he neva said she slept with him

lepasharon:

You made me hungry

food is set

hanubarbie:
Once caught a friend snapping her privates n sent it to her bf

,its love ma dear she wants to kip him in suspence,"things we do for love"

jworos:
That day sef we no wan chop the guy food, we say make we make Eba, Our guy babe was coming with soup,as I carry kettle I surprise say kettle heavy, naim I say make I open am, Lo and behold, na fresh Egusi soup.

holly molly!

schumastic:


food is set

Can you not

timic:
,its love ma dear she wants to kip him in suspence,"things we do for love"

suspense u say? Hmmm

Vizkiz Vizkiz Vizkiz..how many times did I call you guy e Don do with the insults