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tuffpivot:
sumbody bring her husband bak ooo b4 she scatter everywer ooo... If she screw only 1 man born triplet i shudder to think wot will happen when she screws d whole nysc... Ndd whole nigeria....

I laff! No b dat kain screw I mean na. U no well o.
Nevertheless, make una still b help me find my sent4rina b4 I screw u all including u wey dey talk.

Fraiser:
no ooo na who talk dat one, wetin I mean b say make Hin dey take d fud do charity, u know niga is a philantropist

Nigga is a broke ass o. Nigga no get money o.

Rukkyola:
Spixytinxy, better no allow me vex 4 u. If I like I no go welcome u 2 my party again o. Ur matter don dey tire me small small. I been wan help ur life by patronizing u 4 d party drinks. I hear sey ur business don dey run down.
If u make me vex, I go just change my mind na.

c dis one ooooo, u no no say na me wan help ur ministry cos I go giv u discount for all d drinks, Sebi u no say I go for conference nd na yesterday I just enta GC dat y I no no wen u born

Fraiser:
ok no vex, na u make me dey talk about dos tinx again na wen u talk sey u no sabi. Bur wait o, u no dey try dat year o, I go teach u for lyk five tyms till I go nearly faint still u go dey tell me sey u no understand.

Haba Fraiser, y u com dey embarrass me publicly na? No be my fault na. Biology no dey quick understand me doz days na im make. Thanks 4 teaching me sha

Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?

na me paraga iron lady abi, olodo u no even sabi spell my name. Gudmornin how was yr nite

Testimony89 longest time... Gudmrning everyone!!

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooooo, u no no say na me wan help ur ministry cos I go giv u discount for all d drinks, Sebi u no say I go for conference nd na yesterday I just enta GC dat y I no no wen u born

Which kain yeye conference u go? Abi dem police locked u up because of d paraga and doz illegal stuffs wey u dey sell upandan.
Sha welcome back

Rukkyola:
I laff! No b dat kain screw I mean na. U no well o.
Nevertheless, make una still b help me find my sent4rina b4 I screw u all including u wey dey talk.

lol screwing mi is impossible ooo... My babe seize my own... Buh d town criers of fraiser suppose don c ur husband by now na abi dem dey join hand hide am..... Tnk God eaglevision is back employ am 2 help u luk 4 ur hubby


Good morning my people

iambibi:
Testimony89 longest time... Gudmrning everyone!!

I missed u a lot BIBI......... Wen I ws leaving, I felt strongly dat a beautiful part of me ws still in GC bt I cud'nt comprehend bt rait now I fully understand wot it was.... Hw hav u bn dear

Oyehomie Weldone o.
Hu told u d father of my children is unknown? Who else could it be other than my sent4rina wey loss and I never c am. U guys should stop meddling n my family affairs o.

Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?

na wa o person go jux turn deaf nd dumb b dat oo... Abegg wen i fit take talk oga oyehomie

tuffpivot:
lol screwing mi is impossible ooo... My babe seize my own... Buh d town criers of fraiser suppose don c ur husband by now na abi dem dey join hand hide am..... Tnk God eaglevision is back employ am 2 help u luk 4 ur hubby


Good morning my people

OYO IS UR CASE as ur bae don sieze ur own.
**covers face**
How u dey use piss?

rosalieene:
# JustThinkingOutLoud
So, President Muhammadu Buhari is set to make
a four-day visit to the Peoples' Republic of China
from April 11th-15th to strengthen diplomatic
relations between China and Nigeria (according
to BellaNaija)...
At this point in time, he hasn't signed the 2016
budget into law (most of us are aware of his
reason(s)... Now tell me, won't NYSC
(management) extend this date of Batch A
streams before 20th of April, IF he refuses to
sign on or before then...(I hope they don't
extend it again buh the truth is crystal clear and
it can't be hidden)...
He's busy touring around the globe for the sake
of strengthening diplomatic relationship(s) BTW
Nigeria and other countries(I'm not saying this
ain't important but he ought to understand what
priority is and what is imperative)...Let me not
go into the issues of FUEL and POWER... Cos
they are nothing to write home about!!! With due
respect to the President of the Republic of
Nigeria: He is not fit to be the PETROLEUM
MINISTER rather the MINISTER of TOURISM...
I'll keep saying this: EXPECT NOTHING GOOD OR
SUBSTANTIAL FROM A GOVT. THAT SPENDS
ABOVE 50% OF HER ANNUAL BUDGET IN
MAINTAINING GOVERNMENTAL OFFICES...!!!
TO THOSE STILL WORKING, DON'T THINK OF
RESIGNING FOR NOW, UNTIL YOU GET YOUR
CALL UP LETTERS (to avoid stories that pricks
the kidney)!!!
WISH EVERYONE THE BEST WHILE WE AWAIT
THE CALL UP LETTERS!!!
#copied.

Personally me I b APC person, but ahswear I no understand wetin dey happn again! I neva strt to dey bd mouth anybody sha ... I don see suffer for pple eye, and d suffrn no look lyk say e go soon end... Now ma prayr na mk him jst do this one thng... Sign d budget so I fit get dt NYSC kwali move on with life...

And I seriously hope he does that before another junketeering!




#Cheers

Testimony89:
I missed u a lot BIBI......... Wen I ws leaving, I felt strongly dat a beautiful part of me ws still in GC bt I cud'nt comprehend bt rait now I fully understand wot it was.... Hw hav u bn dear

.. Lolz.. Testi testi, testing the microphone 1, 2...lol been gud.. av missed you too o... Hope your back to stay

kbemanuel:
I hope buhari signs d budget on time oo coz I saw it sumwie few minute ago...he is travelling 2 china on monday..

Hop so too...

Nice one Oyehomie.
Its great to hear from you once again. How is work and others?
Have a fun-filled day man!

Rukkyola:
OYO IS UR CASE as ur bae don sieze ur own. **covers face** How u dey use piss?

Lol wen i wan piss i go meet her make she borrow mi 1st

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. Testi testi, testing the microphone 1, 2...lol been gud.. av missed you too o... Hope your back to stay

Literally, I came bak to tak u to a place u'll really love. So I'm asking..... *on my knees* will u allow mi to take u there Lol

tuffpivot:
na wa o person go jux turn deaf nd dumb b dat oo... Abegg wen i fit take talk oga oyehomie

Lol! That means sey u must b a troublemaker o.
Speak only when:
1. Mama serve u food & ur visitor first u carry spoon.
2.U need to go to the toilet.
3. U go buy something & dem no give u change.
4. Ur Call Up Later no gree print.
5. CUL print finish dem com post u go Borno 4 service.
6.NEPA bring light. Shout "up NEPA"
7. U wan mess, sey "excuse me pls"
8. Speak when u reach camp & soldiers sey make u no talk.

May God save us from all these mess, d president said while he was away last week that he isnt gonna sign d budget until he read thru it appropriately, now he is heading to China on monday. #Hope

Rukkyola:
Lol! That means sey u must b a troublemaker o.
Speak only when:
1. Mama serve u food & ur visitor first u carry spoon.
2.U need to go to the toilet.
3. U go buy something & dem no give u change.
4. Ur Call Up Later no gree print.
5. CUL print finish dem com post u go Borno 4 service.
6.NEPA bring light. Shout "up NEPA"
7. U wan mess, sey "excuse me pls"
8. Speak when u reach camp & soldiers sey make u no talk.

LOL thank God say i no dey follow woman advice c as dis woman wan take set mi up @ 8

Testimony89:
Literally, I came bak to tak u to a place u'll really love. So I'm asking..... *on my knees* will u allow mi to take u there Lol

clears throat*** nd whispers in his ear..... E b like say Na person wife o..

natty890:
May God save us from all these mess, d president said while he was away last week that he isnt gonna sign d budget until he read thru it appropriately, now he is heading to China on monday. #Hope

i'm nt hoping joh buhari has no idea there is anytin called nysc that graduates need to do 4 1 yr sef.. So y shud i expect him 2 sign budget... My broda i'm joining him on dat flight to china oo dunno abt u... 2 seat remain 4 d presidential jet oo... I dunno if der is fuel sha

tuffpivot:
clears throat*** nd whispers in his ear..... E b like say Na person wife o..

Lol.....

tuffpivot:
na wa o person go jux turn deaf nd dumb b dat oo... Abegg wen i fit take talk oga oyehomie

No be small thing o!

Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?

hmmmmm... No 8, 12 nd 13 really found dia way into my bone marrow, hw I wish I saw dis earlier, gudmorni inlaw, hw have u been, missed u plenty.

Rukkyola:
I pray sey that ur eyes wey u dey use look us no go blind.

Chai! Who b dis self? Ah! Blizzydodo, so it's u.
Please o, don't misunderstand that o. It used to be just normal lessons. I wasn't too good with biology doz days. Na ur Fraiser b my God sent then o. If not, na last position I 4 dey carry 4 biology. So help me say thank u to him.

Thanks 4 understanding. Eshey!

smiln, ok o & gud morning

Rukkyola:
I go give that ur suggestion serious thought o. After all my husband don loss. But my fear now na ur Blizzydodo o. B4 she go vex put poison 4 my food.

poison ke? Olorunmaje

Testimony89:
Literally, I came bak to tak u to a place u'll really love. So I'm asking..... *on my knees* will u allow mi to take u there Lol

LOL awwww, please get up, i really appreciate, buh u see, am a married bae, buh dont worry i will get a bae for you, a very beautiful one for that matter, u hear... Thanks for your understanding!!

Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?

..I beta be silent then, Lolz... NICE ONE!! Ma dearest neighbour welcom back!

iambibi:
LOL awwww, please get up, i really appreciate, buh u see, am a married bae, buh dont worry i will get a bae for you, a very beautiful one for that matter, u hear... Thanks for your understanding!!

Ok I'll be waiting to meet ha den bt it dos'nt inclines av given up sha!!!!

Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?

time to be silent