2075 to greatestman d celebrant of today

eaglevision:
EAGLEVISION IS COMING HOME!!!!!
*boarding in progress at Heathrow airport*
iambibi and fraiser i can see you wonderful guys waiting at MMIA.

GC b ready.
Honourable minister for women affairs cum national security adviser is on his way.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

chai my padi why ur flight come delay na? Shebi den don annouce for airport sey traffic holdup no dey air today, me nd iambibi don dey airport since, rain, sun nd harmatan don beat us for here, abeg tell d pilot make hin run wel wel na,

Fraiser:
no dey get me wrong, I no talk sey hin lost lyk dat o, d tin b say after barbar don barb hin hair finish, we come see say hin don get (kurupa)ringworm for head, I don go buy lapalapa soap for am, i won make d kurupa go bfor i bring am com city

Chai! I laff! But this is not funny fa. How my husband take catch dat kind thing? Abeg make im still dey leave with u till d lapalapa abi na ringworm go finish o, b4 e go com carry am give me & beautiful children.

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Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005,2055
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045,2055
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA IBOM STATE = 2052,2055
17. BAUCHI = 2055
18. NASARAWA = 2055

Fraiser:
kai u dey quick forget tinx o, na y u no sabi buk dat year b dat, u don forget sey na me dey explain biology reproductive system for inside sku bush after closing dat year? U com dey talk sey i no sabi now

Ah! Fraiser! Biology! Inside bush again! Abeg no let people hear dis one wey u talk o. No come koba me 4 hear.
Na tru sey na u b my private biology lesson teacher. But gone are those days o. Shebi we don talk sey we no go dey talk about doz kain things again. Biko! No put 4 trouble.

eaglevision:
EAGLEVISION IS COMING HOME!!!!!
*boarding in progress at Heathrow airport*
iambibi and fraiser i can see you wonderful guys waiting at MMIA.

GC b ready.
Honourable minister for women affairs cum national security adviser is on his way.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

disaster awaits us ooooooo

Rukkyola:

Ah! Fraiser! Biology! Inside bush again! Abeg no let people hear dis one wey u talk o. No come koba me 4 hear.
Na tru sey na u b my private biology lesson teacher. But gone are those days o. Shebi we don talk sey we no go dey talk about doz kain things again. Biko! No put 4 trouble.

I jus de look yuu & Fraiser

Fraiser:
na my beautiful sis b dis? Where hav u been, mama don dey ask of u for village since, u need to go see her o. Meanwhile no tire for ur broda o, i need ur support for dis city o

Blooda woh koh leh dah nooni(lol)....I av bin to London to see d Queen, ha! Mama shd not vex o, na malaria dey worry me dz dais, I shd see ha dz weekend....How yu dey? By d way I understand yur matter(no more new).

Fraiser:
I put your mouth?

iyen Emi na, u lack manners

Happy birthday to our dear senate president greatestman, may you continue to advance in age, success, prosperity nd everygud tinx life has to offer.

Rukkyola:

Na u dey answer qutyjoice o. She, she don get belle? Better no let anybody rush u. Take ur time & enjoy urself with ur hubby. I am missing those times b4 I had babies o.
Chai! My baby is crying. Make I go give her food.

Lol...Madam Rukky Na my Bestie I dey talk to not yu....Go Breastfeed dem n com back.

Chinweukamaka:
My girl is +1 today hurray

so u b mummy nd I dey call u babe, abeg no vex for me o...hbd to her, may she live long to accomplish her destiny

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#GoodEvening

Rukkyola:

Eshey! After u don call me big head finish. I no need ur names o, over sabi.
When my sent4rina returns, he will give them more suitable names.
I never know where 2 Yoruba people dey born pikin com give am Igbo name. Chukuemeka kor, chukudi ni. I don't need ur help.
Anyways, ur still invited 4 d naming ceremony. Eshey!

Ah! see Ella part 1, na wa for yu o...Yu cn not even say Amen to my prayers..En chukwudi too make sense now but I prefa chukwuemeka(Doorrr), weda yu like it or not I am gvn dem dose namez.

Rukkyola:

Bros! Come back here. U no serious o. Me I will personally keep tagging u whether u like it or not.
It's high time u & crobboy settled d beef btw u 2. I don't like people hu argue/fight over worthless issues.
Oya crobboy issorait. Drjosh, mabinu.
It was all misunderstandings. Na normal everyday thing. Oya proof matured & let d beef vanish.
Eshey!

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Greatestman..
My powerful Senate President.
Quiet but powerful.
Happy birthday to you my brother.
Wishing you all life's best..
Bigger you I pray

Chinweukamaka..
Happy brithday to your baby girl. .
Wishing her all the best in life

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#GoodEvening

Interesting news.

Saw this just now..


The prresident can sign it this week.
But unfailingly it will be signed next week

Rukkyola:

Lol! U don kolo. If u dey find woman wey u go use do juju, better find am go ur village.
Ur juju no fit work 4 me o

Lol....u get anti juju abi

I go show u say juju pass juju

If my boys catch u and sunepa......my boys dey don luk 4 una

Sunnepa17:



Lmao, yhu nd ur goons Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ in trouble coz my boys ma fi oju yin ri mabo.

Eruku pass eruku ooo


Awon irumole to n fi straw mu garri elepa....I hope say u understand....

iambibi:
lolz.. Av told you before now, (i no kno y dis punchlines dey fear u like say tomorrow no day) goan prepare your baddest punchlines to woooooooo your woman back, instead u dey dey parambulate upandan,... (trying to convince him) U kno as one of the punchlines judges u gaaz to set a standard for the upcoming guyz!! Let them kno say they be learners naa.. Oya goan show them wat is punchlines

lolz... Abah if i giv punchlines na who won judge am, I don pass dat level na... I dont upgrade to smoot talks, nd I giv dat to my wife anytym anyday, o n gba lori mi ni menh (d tin dey hot for my head)

Rukkyola:

Tell people ke! I no tell anybody anything o. U know we 've got 2 many rumour mongers n dis city. They deserve 2 b fined.
Na because dem c say we b close padi daz y dem dey insinuate things.
Yesterday, na so I catch one ov dem dey peep through window when u dey see me off 4 street & na because u b celebrity na him cause am.I tire 4 doz people.
I go soon start to dey sue anybody wey bring up any allegations against me.

babe d tin tire me sef o, paparazzi everywhere all around me in d city, if den see me wit babe especially wen its u or iambibi dey talk shots, followin day na different story in dailies nd social media, e b lyk say u go pack com my house ni o, make we no dey go out again

Rukkyola:

Spixytinxy, which kain yeye question u dey ask me so? For ur village, when person born pikin, na after how many days dem dey do d party?
Now, rukkyola born pikin yesterday, 5th April, 2016, na wen d naming ceremony suppoz be?
HINT: Naming ceremony is done after one week of child's or children delivery.
If u no sabi do dat simple maths OYO IS UR CASE O

se me I no say na yesterday u born ni abi gbana dey ur head ni

Rukkyola:

I don't know for NYSC ooo. The time 4 batch A's camp is still unstable. I don't even know when we will b serving.
SCREW NYSC & NIGERIA AS A WHOLE!!!

sumbody bring her husband bak ooo b4 she scatter everywer ooo... If she screw only 1 man born triplet i shudder to think wot will happen when she screws d whole nysc... Ndd whole nigeria....

Rukkyola:

If I got u clearly, u mean say, make I agree 2 b im wife b4 my husband come ba?

no ooo na who talk dat one, wetin I mean b say make Hin dey take d fud do charity, u know niga is a philantropist

BlizzydoDo:
yuu don com bak ahbi?

ehn na abi wetin u want afta begging

Kbs468:

Chai I guess it's time to do the needful.

By the way, Greatestman! What can I say than to say you are blessed. Many more years in a special way ahead by his Grace.

Congrats Man. Again, I am expecting my cake from Spixytinxy at home tonight ooo. Abi una senate committee on welfarism no undertake anything? Where Senator Amodu sef, I understand that the committee is under his jurisdiction.

se na me b celebrant ni

Fraiser:
se e wa ok ma? Where is my thermometer sef? Make I come test ur body temperature

if I slap u ehn, blizzydodo go dey hear for where she dem

Rukkyola:

Ah! Fraiser! Biology! Inside bush again! Abeg no let people hear dis one wey u talk o. No come koba me 4 hear.
Na tru sey na u b my private biology lesson teacher. But gone are those days o. Shebi we don talk sey we no go dey talk about doz kain things again. Biko! No put 4 trouble.

ok no vex, na u make me dey talk about dos tinx again na wen u talk sey u no sabi. Bur wait o, u no dey try dat year o, I go teach u for lyk five tyms till I go nearly faint still u go dey tell me sey u no understand.

BlizzydoDo:
I jus de look yuu & Fraiser

lolx... My my beautiful wife b dat

Qutyjoice:


Blooda woh koh leh dah nooni(lol)....I av bin to London to see d Queen, ha! Mama shd not vex o, na malaria dey worry me dz dais, I shd see ha dz weekend....How yu dey? By d way I understand yur matter(no more new).

ehya sorry about dat dear, hw ur health now... I need to get d police to arrest dis malaria troubling my sis o, hw london trip? Hope u buy oyinbo pikin com give me...make sure u go see mama o

spixytinxy:
iyen Emi na, u lack manners

kai see hw dis woman enter me, no b ur fault sha, na because of sey u don spend money for me dat tym wen u b my sugar mummy, na hin make u get dat kyn mind

Fraiser:
wetin happen b sey make hin still dey bring money make we dey take am buy food for dis triplet bfor u husband com, if hin don com we go decide on hin matter.

I don't mind o. I will do all it takes to have her as mine.

Fraiser:
wetin happen b sey make hin still dey bring money make we dey take am buy food for dis triplet bfor u husband com, if hin don com we go decide on hin matter.

I don't mind o. I will do all it takes to have her as mine.

eaglevision:
EAGLEVISION IS COMING HOME!!!!!
*boarding in progress at Heathrow airport*
iambibi and fraiser i can see you wonderful guys waiting at MMIA.

GC b ready.
Honourable minister for women affairs cum national security adviser is on his way.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

Sierra one over to flight control, what is your position?**

**Flight control is here looking very carefully at the situation..**

**The Eagle is about to land**


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**The Eagle has landed, I repeat.. The Eagle has landed!!** lol