₦airaland Forum

Have you ever wondered why there
are no superheroes in Nigeria? With
no fuel, no light, and the pressure to
marry, how will they succeed? Here
are 20 reasons superheroes cannot
survive in Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded. Where would batman find fuel
to use to drive his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit
too.
3. Nigerian’s will have many
problems with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman will try to save
someone and get hit with
"Auntie thank you oh but pliz
dis ya skirt is too short" And will probably shame her for
being a female superhero."wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when
she's too strong "
" lol see her payint e dey find
man" And call her Ashawo. When She steps out in her normal suit [b/4. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.[/b]
Way Forget not being worthy to lift
It, Obalende boys will still fap
Thor's hammer.
5. Because the only Nigerians that
can fly are witches and wizards… people won't accept them
because they'll call them witches
and wizards
6.They wouldn’t have capes
because Nigerian tailors are just
disappointing. lol tailor wey suppose sew cape
go dey waste time
7 Lagos traffic won’t let Batman
be great. Batman defs can't speed like a
madman in his batmobile with
this traffic.
8. Who wants to wear cape in this
heat? They won't wear costumes. The weather is too hot.
9.Nigerians can even call them
oversabi people. Nigerians will steady give
attitude
*saves someone
Who sent you
10. The Incredible Hulk would’ve
faced wahala with this mum. *Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs
hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning
green already The mum will be like 'kuku kill me'
11. Spider man won’t be able to
fight crime on the mainland. Spiderman can only web
around on the Island No sky scrapers buildings around Nigeria.
12.Antman may die prematurely…. dem go use ota pia pia kill am
13. Will Aquaman takeover
dominion of the seas from the
mammywater just like that? Aqua man will fight all the mami water In Nigeria.
14. Add yours Joor

SexyStrawberry:

u dn book space shapaly

School girls will distract Spiderman

If Martian Manhunter reads the mind of Nigerians he will definitely run man

No better shop to buy weapons for Daredevil

Nigerians be expecting professor Xavier to give all their children scholarship to learn in his school. etc


BTW. The Flash will survive. Enough food(garri, akpu etc) to keep him going and he doesn't need fuel.

Hahahahahahaha I swear nigerians are the happiest people on earth. Bros na fuel scarcity dey make u think all this? PMB u see what u've caused

pbs4real:
u dn book space shapaly

No be say I wan book space, but I just dey reason from which cartoon network OP commot from, as this heat and fuel scarcity no reach him side ni wey make am type all these incoherent 2yr old super story full page, so I was just short of words plus I no get light and no fuel for gen

SexyStrawberry:
No be say I wan book space, but I just dey reason from which cartoon network OP commot from, as this heat and fuel scarcity no reach him side ni wey make am type all these incoherent 2yr old super story full page, so I was just short of words plus I no get light and no fuel for gen

no mind op jawe,him dn chop belefull.