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Saklekplus:
And nah someone pikin go kiss that ur poo mouth.. Over my dead body

See this one

Saklekplus:
And nah someone pikin go kiss that ur poo mouth.. Over my dead body

If they no tell u, u go kw??

valnelly:
You come open thread here because water from your WC enter your mouth. Wetin you go do if to say na shit enter your mouth?




Yesterday being Friday I was at GTBank. I entered greeted everyone sat down, plugged my 2 phones, my power bank and my rechargeable fan to charge. I drank cool water from their dispenser and received correct breeze from the AC. I cannot kill myself! No light, no petrol!

Hian!

kennybenjminz:
If they no tell u, u go kw??

Lmfao. Abi

Get lost too my sister. Get lost

tee59:
Soro niyen. Must you open a thread for day. Get lost.

kennybenjminz:
Itz all about d nutrition

Oh my goodness, Chai

@ OP
Finally, someone that knows what shii tastes like
I've been seeing Boomplayer on my Boom j8, used it to tweet the songs I was playing

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.

Don't you use the toilet? Whatever entered your mouth also belongs to you..

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.

how does it taste?

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.

Share ur boom player with me na add me on telegram abeg mak u share d boom player giv me

dan1nice:
Share ur boom player with me na add me on telegram abeg mak u share d boom player giv me

Get your own boom player joor

dan1nice:
Share ur boom player with me na add me on telegram abeg mak u share d boom player giv me

Sure thing. You can download it on your device

youngsahito:
how does it taste?

Like kpami

dukeo:
Don't you use the toilet? Whatever entered your mouth also belongs to you..

Sadly, I'm not the only one using that toilet.

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.

Rotflmao....... My food actually fell out of my mouth while reading ur post... Pele dear.

mikaj:
Rotflmao....... My food actually fell out of my mouth while reading ur post... Pele dear.

Chai. Lol. Thank you o

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.

, I can imagine. I hope you brushed up immediately tho.



Had to check up your profile when I read this.

You got some hot legs.

Thank you and yes, I brushed with toothpaste and salt

laivwire:
, I can imagine. I hope you brushed up immediately tho.



Had to check up your profile when I read this.

You got some hot legs.

Hmmm. Another tecno story

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.
#ToiletJuice

LOL. What's with the hashtag?

#ToiletJuice really

BenKafor:
LOL. What's with the hashtag?

That's what entered my mouth na

JanethEze:
That's what entered my mouth na

kennybenjminz:
If they no tell u, u go kw??

Thank GOD say I don know now, that's y I reject such mouth in Jesus name...
AMEN

JanethEze:
See this one

Honestly I can't bear the heat and odour whenever you typed message here, u know what, soak ur mouth with jik then bleach with hypo, u will then wash it with Ariel,dry it with hand drier,. Lastly,put salt in hot water, use it to wash and rinse thoroughly, then take 5 teaspoon of red/palm oil, go to toilet after 20minutes, "u are clean" ...
Thanks me later.







[s] kikikikikikikikik [/s]

If toilet water gets into your mouth, the worse that can happen is that, you will stop growing, ur breast size will reduce, ur ass will shrink in and lastly you will have mouth odour for life. These are the side effects I learned from ur case whilst in medical school.

how much did techno pay u for this advert eeeeeh
pls abeg who get long wire i hear say gbanatoru get light 24/7 i wan draw light from lagos to bayelsa pls somebody help.

JanethEze:
Like kpami

Lmao sorry oooo

JanethEze lol! How do you know your mouth is beautiful?

JanethEze:
Sure thing. You can download it on your device

how link too download am

JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth.....

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.
#ToiletJuice

good for you..lesson tot n learnt