₦airaland Forum

tombravo:
simply put- she will be my current gf soon. get it? buh come. . . . where did u throw sunflower or is it moonflower. . . u bera carry ur eyes comot!

IamLEGEND1:
NL bítches' be so fuckin ugly....it makes you wonder at times if they are actually the everyday girls you see on your street.

SmellingAnus:
I am already more than extraordinary dear... What I wrote was more for nairaland.... Men are different in nature... For example I could forgive a cheating babe ( I have done that before more than once) however I will never be comfortable staying with a babe that lies constantly as if her surname is Linus

Stupedinluv:
What do they call this again
fallacy of hasty generalisation. What kind of girls catches your fancy?

duchess25:
hope u are a very handsome dude ooo not an average looking guy,for u to open ur mouth to say such

duchess25:
hohohohohohohoho @ lying like linus that definitely got me

IamLEGEND1:
believe me,I'm gorgeous.

SmellingAnus:
by the way your DP looks sexxy...

duchess25:
lol.thanks though. buh this ur moniker eeeh.BTW are u a brother to smellymouth

duchess25:
lol.pinshure or idonbilivit. just put ur pix and if u are truely gorgeous I ll tell u

braine:
I have never sent a girl pm before, with my over 8 years of active Nairaland use. I've not seen the one that would meke me put that effort.

SmellingAnus:
on nairaland Yes ... He is my man...

IamLEGEND1:

I don't need to post pinshure coz my beauty transcends the human sense of sight.

#TeamInnerBeauty

duchess25:
this una brotherliness nah smelly one ooo

duchess25:
lol @innerbeauty.buh back to ur original comment how come u made such assertion that NL girls are ugly if truly u believe in inner beauty or are u telling me that u ve met all NL girls and probably know their behaviour.I really want to know cos I like being logical sometimes.

IamLEGEND1:
I haven't met them all obviously but,a considerable number have their pictures up on their profiles. So that was a good enough place to start our survey.
so far, 9 of every 10 DPs received an underwhelming response from our audience.

+ I was obviously just messing around regarding the #teaminnerbeauty part-There is no such thing.it is just some wacked out merchandising conspiracy cooked up by ugly girls so they can suck guys into this enormous black hole of limitless ugliness and perpetual regret.Get the physical beauty first before screaming #InnerBeauty coz guys sure as hell don't have X-ray vision.we go first appreciate wetin we see for ya body before anything else.

duchess25:
anyway everybody has their opinion buh for me being ugly or not is not really an ish for me.I just love smart and intelligent pple.cos I damn hate it when pple are just dumb.

buh bro this ur English too much for me nah I had to use my dictionary. lol

Don't get me wrong, intelligent people are going to be preferred to dumb folks 10 times out of 10.who no like better thing but we no be IQ hounds wey go fit smell ur brilliance from a mile away na. we gatz appreciate ur packaging first.

My sister,why u dey whine me na...na common undergrad I be oh.

braine:
I have never sent a girl pm before, with my over 8 years of active Nairaland use. I've not seen the one that would meke me put that effort.

flokii:
just say you need a boyfriend and save ursef all d stress

there are so many horrny+helpless dudes in romance section that can be of service

and back to your question.. brain, mature, and pretty (cindarella type)..

sadly, most of you in romance section don't fall into that category.. just bunch of kids, rejects and sad girls

ya'll should get a life.. #just saying

Stupedinluv:
Hey

most of you here are very picky when it comes to the ladies and thats admirable!

Outside of, forgive my probing, i have the curiousest mind out there even for 'tiny-bity' things.

So this is it >>>>>>>>>

What would make a lady deserve your pm? What will she have to do or be first before you tap "send mail"

p/s: I know every girl deserves pms, just wondering the rationale behind yours.

SmellingAnus:
on nairaland Yes ... He is my man...

IamLEGEND1:
Don't get me wrong, intelligent people are going to be preferred to dumb folks 10 times out of 10.who no like better thing but we no be IQ hounds wey go fit smell ur brilliance from a mile away na. we gatz appreciate ur packaging first.

My sister,why u dey whine me na...na common undergrad I be oh.

duchess25:
aswear even me wey be graduate the English hard ooo abi I chop my school fees.BTW are u kind of related to that big English man known as Patrick obiaghobon(guess I misspelt it) abi u dey English Dept.lol

IamLEGEND1:
Hon.Patrick? Holy Mary! LMAO! me wey be common Fulani herdsman.

duchess25:
lol@fulani herdsman.have a good nite

Ha! i'm actually fulani bt I no be herdsman sha.
you have a pleasant night too,dear.