₦airaland Forum

Reyginus:
Hmmm. Doing a research on Nigeria? It's not just any big bag but ones with these patterns below. They are called Ghanaians.

Logicbwoy:
@ Tufanja.


I read anything and everything. This is why I know a bit of everything. From poetry to business to anatomy to politics to biographies to horror novels.


There is a funny irony to all of this- the only book at my bedside is a bible which I never read. It is by my bed-drawer or cupboard or night-stool or whatever it is called. It was put there by a relative and it has been there since.

Another irony is that I have never read a book about satanism. Sonoflucifer? Never once even though I had opportunities to read it twice. I guess, some christian habits never die.

Tufanja:
Yeah I know, we sell them in stores here as well. I have the red one
I am a researcher of life

Tufanja:
Euhm maybe one silly question. Is sonoflucifer a book? Where can i find it so i can use it as "bed-drawer, cupboard, night-stool or whatever it is called".

Reyginus:
You sell them? Lol. I thought that was a purely Nigerian Invention. I mean the bags. I hope we don't import this too. Researcher of life? Okay o. Hope you read Adichie too?

sonOfLucifer:

Tufanja:
I guess all is made in china ;-).
I often see them in african cornerstores here, maybe imported from nigeria, same for all this your type of peppers. Aaah, i suddenly feel for eating peppersoup, where are d naija boys to cook for u when u need them!

No i didnt read it. Shld i put it higher on my to read list. Can i die without having read it?

Tufanja:
I dont know u

Logicbwoy:
Are you still a christian after reading the book?

Logicbwoy:
Coming from a man that wears thongs and washes women's pants? How ironic.
But yeah, I miss trolling you.

Reyginus:
I stole that book from my elder brother's collection of books locked away. Lol. After listening to him talk about the man and the book I wasn't loyal enough to ask him for it. Lol. I had that 'I too know' mentality when I was growing up. I was 16 then. How foolish? Lol. You'd like 'They Had A Dream' by Jules Archer too. It's about Frederick Douglas, Marcus Garvey, Martin Luther King and Malcolm X.

An0nimus:
Will keep it in mind. You've read Seven books of Moses? you sure do read wiiiiddde. Instead of me to read that I'd get lost in Fantasy novels.

sonOfLucifer:
But you want to.. you can't help it...

dblackninja:
So you guys play chess, my favourite strategy game
Tufanja wants invite..think I'll begin with you, cause I know that I can beat you mercilessly Before upgrading to the amateurs...I no call nameooo

Reyginus:
Lol. I'm talking about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. She's a Feminist and a wonderful writer. An Orange Price Winner and other awards. She's currently Nigeria's finest export to the literature world. You'd understand a lot about Nigeria when you begin to read her. You can try Americanah and Half of a Yellow Sun. She also has some wonderful lectures on YouTube. Try her TedTalk 'We Should All Be Feminist' and 'The Danger of a Single Story'.

Tufanja:
Lol seems you think I dont understand a lot of Nigeria . Someone not trusting my research . You might be mistaken
I have heard of the titles you names before, I'm not so good at remembering difficult nigerian names though..heheh.
I will check her work out for sure!

Just searching for a nice place with son, beach, palmtrees, someone walking up and down with cocktails, oiling my skin while i read the pile of books I planned to read this summer

Tufanja:
Don't blame me, it's the researcher in me.

But it seems somebody wants to be "wanted" ...

Reyginus:
She's good. A better story teller than Achebe and Soyinka.

Reyginus:
Lol. You have to be here to fully understand the situation same goes for me. Logicbwoy it seems someone needs a masseuse. It might lead to one or two things.

She's good. A better story teller than Achebe and Soyinka. Hope no one is going to come for my head for saying this. Check her out you won't regret it. She's what I'd like a wife to be. lol.

sonOfLucifer:
https://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2016/02/03/pitchfork.jpg

sonOfLucifer:
I'll always be here for you
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Tufanja:
Did I talk about massage? Your fantasy is too much. I meant oiling with sunlotion. Just functional, pure functional. Not one of two things extra. Just the idea of logicbwoy popping up in his havana shorts serving a cocktail using his bible as plateau

Poor Reyginus, he has just signed his bachelor-for-ever-contract....you know, brilliant work doesnt make someone a loveable person...not everything and everyone is what it/they seems to be...probably you love more your idea of her, than who she really turns out to be.

Tufanja:
What happened with your color?

sonOfLucifer:
Washed by the blood of the Lamb.

Reyginus:
Lolol. Of course such intelligence is not enough. If she's not lovable it won't work with me. lol.

Lol. More like Logicbwoy popping up with an Aba made boxers written 'Tommy Finger' instead of 'Tommy Hilfiger' wearing a clown hart. lol.

Tufanja:
Hahahaha. Please have some mercy with our baby. You always try to make a joke of him when he is not doing it himself for once.
Btw, this type of clowns often score the nicest girls. Dont ask me why.

Maybe we should develop a Nairaland beach wear collection?

Tufanja:
Question: What is on your bedsidetable? In terms of literature . What book/publication are you reading these days? Why did you pick it? How is the read sofar?


@ LoJ, Sonoflucifer, reyginus, logicbwoy, plaetton, winner01, joshthefirst, dblackninja, An0nimus, Ishilove, firestar, sirewere, Isaacbuchi, UyiIredia, plaetton, undercat, thisisjboy, antiparticle, etc anyone

Reyginus:
Lol. Maybe a clown can be easily dominated and nice girls like that. No. I have to look at what's written on that boxer shorts again. Ah! I see why now.

Reyginus:
A Nairaland beach wear collection? Lololol. You want to see Yams for Legs or stretch marks on the gluteal muscle region? lol. You'd see worse.

dblackninja:
In terms of literature, that will be a novel titled Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind. Am now in book 6 Faith of the Fallen The book is my current wife.

Why I picked it: I want to be a seeker Am a fan of any literary book.
How it is so far: Very interesting I must tell you. That's where you'll you will experience ancient romance , fantasy, & whatever you can think of--seriously speaking.

Tufanja:
You think you can beat Sonoflucifer (he is a real player in every sense of the word)?
Where can we bet on the matches ? Still hope for me to win at least something :-)

I was not invited for the chess banquet. Don't ask why