I mean NL is sooo boring nowadays. Aarrrhhh


So Last tym I was wondering how a naija grl could get hookedup in a wonderful relationship, so I went experimenting to c wat I can find.

First tin I learnt frm my experimentation: knw wat he luks like and trust me u might just be shocked out of ur skin. U dnt want to meet a funny lukin guy do u? In dis century?


Second thing, dress comfortably. Don't wear 6inch heels..like, look gud ooo, mke sure u luk vry gud but..my sista, u fit fall oo. Ryt now my feets r killing me nd d funny thing is d man wunt even notice d heels, trust me..all his interestd in is ur UP.

So yes, my date! my first xperiment, I met dis guy, a talkative. Greeeeaaaatttt boring talker.
I don't think ave eva met a guy who likes d sound of his own voice dis much. Btwn us we said 1500 words..out of dt 1500 words, he said 1450 words. I was bored and frustrated. How disgusting! And he didn't say anytin reasonable oooo, all about work, work, work, family and all his boring activities etc


Arrrghhh. Was bored out of my skin! U knw those talkatives dt has white things lyk saliva bsyd their mouth?yes!

Wen I got ova tayad nd almost sleeping, I so walked out on him.
Dunno if I shuld continue experimenting or give it a res

t alrdy
Ever being on a date wit a boring guy? Or lady? Pls share!

You weren't really interested in whatever he was saying in the first place. Else, you'ld have made sense out of whatever he was saying. That dude puts smiles on some ladies faces.
If you wanted an entertainer, you should have ordered one. The rule of conversationalism demands that there is more than one contributing source.

You sha ate his goodies shebi? The rest doesnt matter since its an experiment. But..

Continue experimenting till you're 45. Then you'll start running to Shiloh.
Iranu!

So you ``walked out of him''. Ok na.

come make i use u do experiment

What should he talk about ass, dick, pu§§y, u can spice up the conversion if he doesn't make sense

You must be one hell of a boring species yourself...

Yes oo. He was just talking and blabbing about politics . Mba Who politics don help Me wey hate politics big tym. Dat was d 1st nd d last tym sha oo

pinceprinz:
You must be one hell of a boring species yourself...

haha, ogbeni! Don't start wit me 2day ooo..ehen

naughtynaughty:
haha, ogbeni! Don't start wit me 2day ooo..ehen

OK oh

iykekelvins:
Go on a date with me, U no gree

Howfa na

iyke u knw ure nt crios nah

naughtynaughty:
iyke u knw ure nt crios nah

HateU2:
Yes oo. He was just talking and blabbing about politics . Mba Who politics don help Me wey hate politics big tym. Dat was d 1st nd d last tym sha oo

some guys will even strt telling u abt der family problem or spiritual battle asif ure an aladura

..."date with a boring guy" hmmm...Sister?!

...you are proud joor...you are too proud... Pls someone should give her clay to make her own interesting guy

donholy28:
come make i use u do experiment

come mke I use u do document (wateva dat means )

AirSultan:
You sha ate his goodies shebi? The rest doesnt matter since its an experiment. But..

@list no more dinner

naughtynaughty:
just feel lyk gistin u guys abt my date, I mean NL is sooo boring nowadays. Aarrrhhh


So Last tym I was wondering how a naija grl could get hookedup in a wonderful relationship, so I went experimenting to c wat I can find.

First tin I learnt frm my experimentation: knw wat he luks like and trust me u might just be shocked out of ur skin. U dnt want to meet a funny lukin guy do u? In dis century?


Second thing, dress comfortably. Don't wear 6inch heels..like, look gud ooo, mke sure u luk vry gud but..my sista, u fit fall oo. Ryt now my feets r killing me nd d funny thing is d man wunt even notice d heels, trust me..all his interestd in is ur UP.

So yes, my date! my first xperiment, I met dis guy, a talkative. Greeeeaaaatttt boring talker.
I don't think ave eva met a guy who likes d sound of his own voice dis much. Btwn us we said 1500 words..out of dt 1500 words, he said 1450 words. I was bored and frustrated. How disgusting! And he didn't say anytin reasonable oooo, all about work, work, work, family and all his boring activities etc


Arrrghhh. Was bored out of my skin! U knw those talkatives dt has white things lyk saliva bsyd their mouth?yes!

Wen I got ova tayad nd almost sleeping, I so walked out on him.
Dunno if I shuld continue experimenting or give it a res

t alrdy
Ever being on a date wit a boring guy? Or lady? Pls share!

.KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI

YOU NO JUST WELL OOO...



CANT IMAGING KISSING D DUDE WITH HIS SALIVA MOUTH

All dis sex objects dat call demselves women, better go find something productive to do wif ur time.

naughtynaughty:
haha, ogbeni! Don't start wit me 2day ooo..ehen

It takes two to make a conversation boring or interesting. Op from ur post u r boring.

naughtynaughty:
some guys will even strt telling u abt der family problem or spiritual battle asif ure an aladura

heheheheh
I tire ooo.
Boring set of guys.
Some will even start football gist. Kilo kan aye pelu chelsea ati Man U

masterchi:
It takes two to make a conversation boring or interesting. Op from ur post u r boring.

chaii, I agree oooo

HateU2:
Yes oo. He was just talking and blabbing about politics . Mba Who politics don help Me wey hate politics big tym. Dat was d 1st nd d last tym sha oo

becos I sorry for your condition, na hin I go find u ds piece of advice, if u like no hear. I no kuku send you

naughtynaughty:
chaii, I agree oooo

Shebi I tell you

HateU2:
heheheheh
I tire ooo.
Boring set of guys.
Some will even start football gist. Kilo kan aye pelu chelsea ati Man U

lmaooooo. wu dey epp??

Guys oooo, der r some unnecessary discussions y'all need 2cut off while goin on a first date ooo hiaaaannn


Stp tellin me ur generation problem asin I hav d power to deliver u go to tb joshua instead sir

naughtynaughty:
@list no more dinner

Abi now..

pinceprinz:


becos I sorry for your condition, na hin I go find u ds piece of advice, if u like no hear. I no kuku send you

not again

naughtynaughty:
lmaooooo. wu dey epp??

Guys oooo, der r some unnecessary discussions y'all need 2cut off while goin on a first date ooo hiaaaannn


Stp tellin me ur generation problem asin I hav d power to deliver u go to tb joshua instead sir

;DLets tell them ooo
Cc; smellymouth, kingrex1

HateU2:
not again

lols. Sorry oh. Continue doing whatchu know how to do best yhia

good , fine girl

Festivalofholi:
All dis sex objects dat call demselves women, better go find something productive to do wif ur time.

aswr I knw d best reply to gve pple lyk u, bt nah! I dnt wanna b rude! Nt dis nyt @list

pinceprinz:


lols. Sorry oh. Continue doing whatchu know how to do best yhia

good , fine girl