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Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Smellymouth: 8:25pm On Apr 18, 2016

HateU2:
;DLets tell them ooo
Cc; smellym.outh, kingre.x1

I rebuke that foolishness in your life

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:26pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
chaii, I agree oooo

lol, u get choice?

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Apr 18, 2016

Smellymouth:
I rebuke that foolishness in your life

dangoyaro

I dey advice u now oo b4 I go on a date with u cheesy

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 18, 2016

pinceprinz:
becos I sorry for your condition, na hin I go find u ds piece of advice, if u like no hear. I no kuku send you

taaahhr! Stop hitting on my sista jor undecided

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Smellymouth: 8:30pm On Apr 18, 2016

HateU2:
dangoyaro

I dey advice u now oo b4 I go on a date with u

Shattap dia!!
Wetin be date? The date must be inside my bedroom!!

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2016

Smellymouth:
Shattap dia!!
Wetin be date? The date must be inside my bedroom!!

Naughtynaughty, see dis boy oooo. He's 1 of dem. Date inside bedroom cheesy

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2016*

naughtynaughty:
lmaooooo. wu dey epp??

Guys oooo, der r some unnecessary discussions y'all need 2cut off while goin on a first date ooo hiaaaannn

Stp tellin me ur generation problem asin I hav d power to deliver u go to tb joshua instead sir

Of course, there are things ones gotta cut out but then first dates shouldn't be all about flattering and talking sweet nonsenses, if you both are deep as in really deep intellectually, politics is just another arena where you can catch cutesy funny jokes! Anyways, sorry I rambled wink

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
aswr I knw d best reply to gve pple lyk u, bt nah! I dnt wanna b rude! Nt dis nyt @list

Sharaap!! Wot do u hav to offer to humanity except ur pusssy? And u feel u r in a position to experiment guys?? And if they pass ur tests, wot do u offer dem in return if not dat ur smelly pusssy.

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Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by firstking01(m): 8:38pm On Apr 18, 2016

Whats with you and this your informal abbreviations undecided

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 18, 2016

HateU2:

Naughtyna.ughty, see dis boy oooo. He's 1 of dem. Date inside bedroom

smh smellymouth, wts der to discuss insyd ur bedroom nah, is der some solution to naija problem there grin

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 18, 2016

Festivalofholi:
Sharaap!! Wot do u hav to offer to humanity except ur pusssy? And u feel u r in a position to experiment guys?? And if they pass ur tests, wot do u offer dem in return if not dat ur smelly pusssy.

oh! Ur mum and sisters? D only thing dey offer to guys is der pu.ssy? Wat a generation.. Nau wit a son who is as useless as a mad dog! Smh! Pathetic!

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Apr 18, 2016

firstking01:
Whats with you and this your informal abbreviations??

what's informal abrvations? sad

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
taaahhr! Stop hitting on my sista jor

I like your sista ni jarey , help me toast am nah wink

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Soulz22(m): 8:43pm On Apr 18, 2016

You come here blaming an honest guy for trying undecided

I remember my first experience; I was all over sayin stuffs and she was busy nodding as if I was saying magic, she looked at me , straight into my eyes and yassssss I still remember the look on her face. Then she said "guy you're just everywhere trying to please me but it's not working, let's try playing games or look for activity so we ease some steam and form rapport "
And BOOM we played body contact games and non contact as well.
Bottom line is, she compliment my efforts. She didn't wait for her to chill with her bffs and laugh me on how boring and how hard I try to look cool and funny. She helped me build confidence around her without killing my ego as a guy.

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Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 18, 2016

pinceprinz:

I like your sista ni jarey , help me toast am nah

show me how crios u are alagba tongue

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
oh! Ur mum and sisters? D only thing dey offer to guys is der pu.ssy? Wat a generation.. Nau wit a son who is as useless as a mad dog! Smh! Pathetic!

Well just reflect once more on wot i said, and cherish urself as someone beyond a mere sex object. U may be destined for something great, who knows.

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Apr 18, 2016

Festivalofholi:
Well just reflect once more on wot i said, and cherish urself as someone beyond a mere sex object. U may be destined for something great, who knows.

can u just fuvk off and stp romancing my comments? Perv!

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
show me how crios u are alagba

What is this one saying? I talk like small pikin wey jus dey blab dey blab 4 ur eyes? angry

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Smellymouth: 8:55pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
smh smelly.mouth, wts der to discuss insyd ur bedroom nah, is der some solution to naija problem there

where we wan go before?

Plenty things dey to discuss inside d bedroom na.
Meanwhile, who be your candidate for miss NL?

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
can u just fuvk off and stp romancing my comments? Perv!

When those guys finally experiment on u, u will come to nl and start crying.

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 8:59pm On Apr 18, 2016

Smellymouth:
where we wan go before?
Plenty things dey to discuss inside d bedroom na. Meanwhile, who be your candidate for miss NL?

na team laveda nah, thats the real fresh air! grin

call me her mouthpiece.

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 18, 2016

Personally dumb girls get on my nerve. Majority of Naija chicks lack the intellect/wit to appreciate my sense of humor or keep up with non-Telemundo/Nollywood-gossip related conversations. When I meet a lady for the first time, I test the limit of her intelligence, and if she doesn't cut it, I bid her a nice life. I can afford to do this because I've reached the stage in life where I'm more interested in cultivating friendships than bedding every female I come across. Most Naija ladies are clueless when it comes to sustaining conversations and hide under the guise of forming shy/not being forward to cover their inadequacies. Show me a Naija babe that can sustain an intelligent/witty conversation and I'll show you an endangered species. Drop the nail vanish and pick up a book ladies, so you don't come across as vapid, empty-headed bimbos.

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Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Smellymouth: 9:18pm On Apr 18, 2016

HateU2:

Naughtynaughty, see dis boy oooo. He's 1 of dem. Date inside bedroom

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Laveda(f): 9:47pm On Apr 18, 2016

pinceprinz:
na team laveda nah, thats the real fresh air! call me her mouthpiece.

#TeamLanicky actually cheesy

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by KingRex1(m): 10:00pm On Apr 18, 2016

HateU2:
;DLets tell them ooo
Cc; smellymouth, kingrex1

Sweerie u no fit get dull moment with me na.

Egbon smellymouth I agree wt u unto bedroom levels. Some babes can discuss trivial stuffs eh even on the bed

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Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Smellymouth: 10:10pm On Apr 18, 2016

KingRex1:
Sweerie u no fit get dull moment with me na.

Egbon smellymou.th I agree wt u unto bedroom levels. Some babes can discuss trivial stuffs eh even on the bed

U get mouth jare .. na man you be jare.. How your end?

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by firstking01(m): 10:17pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
what's informal abrvations?

Spot out all the shorthand spellings and abbreviations and spell them in fuLL...

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Apr 18, 2016

firstking01:
Spot out all the shorthand spellings and abbreviations and spell them in fuLL...

smh, dts a lot of work nah sad

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by KingRex1(m): 10:35pm On Apr 18, 2016

Smellymouth:
U get mouth jare .. na man you be jare.. How your end?

I dey bruv.. omo u carry miimzy for head o, well done. my people no wan comot; naughtynaughty n hateu2 undecided

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by firstking01(m): 10:39pm On Apr 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
smh, dts a lot of work nah

Telling you against your next thread cos you are fond of it, even the way you are qouting me sef sad

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 18, 2016

firstking01:
Telling you against your next thread cos you are fond of it, even the way you are qouting me sef

haha, are we beefing sad

Re: Date With A Boring Guy! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 18, 2016

KingRex1:
I dey bruv.. omo u carry miimzy for head o, well done. my people no wan comot; naughtynaughty n hateu2

lemme ooo, u dis wicked boi sad

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