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naughtynaughty:
haha, are we beefing

firstking01:
yes we are beefing cos you declined my request

KingRex1:
I dey bruv.. omo u carry miimzy for head o, well done. my people no wan comot; naughtymnaughty n ha.teu2

naughtynaughty:
what request

KingRex1:
I dey bruv.. omo u carry mimzy for head o, well done. my people no wan comot; naughtynaughty n hateu2

firstking01:
you know no ask me

naughtynaughty:
just feel lyk gistin u guys abt my date, I mean NL is sooo boring nowadays. Aarrrhhh


So Last tym I was wondering how a naija grl could get hookedup in a wonderful relationship, so I went experimenting to c wat I can find.

First tin I learnt frm my experimentation: knw wat he luks like and trust me u might just be shocked out of ur skin. U dnt want to meet a funny lukin guy do u? In dis century?


Second thing, dress comfortably. Don't wear 6inch heels..like, look gud ooo, mke sure u luk vry gud but..my sista, u fit fall oo. Ryt now my feets r killing me nd d funny thing is d man wunt even notice d heels, trust me..all his interestd in is ur UP.

So yes, my date! my first xperiment, I met dis guy, a talkative. Greeeeaaaatttt boring talker.
I don't think ave eva met a guy who likes d sound of his own voice dis much. Btwn us we said 1500 words..out of dt 1500 words, he said 1450 words. I was bored and frustrated. How disgusting! And he didn't say anytin reasonable oooo, all about work, work, work, family and all his boring activities etc


Arrrghhh. Was bored out of my skin! U knw those talkatives dt has white things lyk saliva bsyd their mouth?yes!

Wen I got ova tayad nd almost sleeping, I so walked out on him.
Dunno if I shuld continue experimenting or give it a res

t alrdy
Ever being on a date wit a boring guy? Or lady? Pls share!

AyamBlaze:
Aunty n.aughtynaughty, pls take it easy with this ur lie na! What u just posted was gotten from one Nollywood movie about a rich girl who had no boyfriend. No come here dey post highlights thinking say person no go catch u! Cheers!

naughtynaughty:
chaiiiiii, shey sum1 cnt hav similar xperience ni

naughtynaughty:
shebi hateu2 said ure busy dis nyt. Hw cme ure here again?

DragonReborn:
Personally dumb girls get on my nerve. Majority of Naija chicks lack the intellect/wit to appreciate my sense of humor or keep up with non-Telemundo/Nollywood-gossip related conversations. When I meet a lady for the first time, I test the limit of her intelligence, and if she doesn't cut it, I bid her a nice life. I can afford to do this because I've reached the stage in life where I'm more interested in cultivating friendships than bedding every female I come across. Most Naija ladies are clueless when it comes to sustaining conversations and hide under the guise of forming shy/not being forward to cover their inadequacies. Show me a Naija babe that can sustain an intelligent/witty conversation and I'll show you an endangered species. Drop the nail vanish and pick up a book ladies, so you don't come across as vapid, empty-headed bimbos.

naughtynaughty:
lemme ooo, u dis wicked boi

KingRex1:
Ahh Lol.. wat i do? I don tell u we gat ur bk, no fear. How u enjoyin d strike?

HateU2:
U said I shld not contest

naughtynaughty:
I told u my skul is on strike? Lol. We r stil der oooo hoping and praying.


I want to nominate myslf ooo oloun gbo

Smellymouth:
Yes ooo.. Mimzy ti take over!! Baba, abeg carry these two babes enter the team na

KingRex1:
Naughtynaughty go contest.. Naughty ti take ova

KingRex1:
Oyaa nominate.. Lets start d campaign

No mind me, I overheard d strike thing.. Sha flex am

naughtynaughty:
kidding oooo. Lol. Let's nominate hateu2 instead

KingRex1:
Lol una neva ready. Wey mimzy sef?

naughtynaughty:
some guys will even strt telling u abt der family problem or spiritual battle asif ure an aladura

lawrykings:
Someone should help me out!! is there a standing rule that states: a male mst be a female entertainer??

¤ does it mean that females cant get themselves happy, excited, relaxed, pleasured (sexually and physically) and cant on their own, make good company before the males

¤does it mean they depend on the males for the aforementioned

If my observations are true then permit me to say a FEMALES life REVOLVEs around the MALE and as such they should get a LIFE for they are without one. Littlewonder some males call them LIABILITY!

KingRex1:
Yh cus it wldnt be a fair competition if u do. How u dey?

mimzy:
Anything for me?

KingRex1:
Those babes re still duin shakara.. I dey ur boat 4 now till thy kingdom come

Oya repeat after me #TeamMimzyForever

Lolz. you are gonna be in my boat until the very end abi you want to jump into the ocean

HateU2:
naughtynaughty, kini bobo yi n so ke

naughtynaughty:
omo I almost slept off readin dis post, mayb dts y I culdnt undastnd abi d post no just get meanin?

Just seeing male, female, entertain.. Kini katakata oshi wonyi?

naughtynaughty:
omo I almost slept off readin dis post, mayb dts y I culdnt undastnd abi d post no just get meanin?

Just seeing male, female, entertain.. Kini katakata oshi wonyi?