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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Sylvester70(m): 4:46pm On Apr 16, 2016
oga abeg am supposed to be in the church and not here cos i need deliverance from my pastor #myvillagepeople.

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Nobody: 4:49pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.

You are a criminal. Just go and preach to your remaining brothers to repent and stop harassing, raping and stealing from people

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by mickey45: 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2016
"It is the devil"

I graduated since 19xx and couldn't find a job

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Lumiere91: 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2016
It is the handiwork of the devil or i use to be a prayer warrior

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by trishapal(f): 5:00pm On Apr 16, 2016
This thread is really making my day here... Cracking me up big time. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Makapounse(m): 5:04pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.
No one is making jest/amuse any criminals, the tread is just a lesson /Reminder for others. So they won't make a regrettable statement like those that caught,

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by fernandoc(m): 5:06pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.

My brother if u really mean what u just said then u don't understand comedy at all.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Chrisx1x(m): 5:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.
i used to have pity for them until they broke into our house on that faithful day (or rather unfaithful day) of june,2013.They were very willing to kill at the slighest thing and even wounded me on my head with the butt of their gun.i still have an indelible mark in my head till this day.i still feel a slight pain in that spot.i still remember that night as if it was just yesterday.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by idinc(m): 5:26pm On Apr 16, 2016
Oga police na frustration...like seriously? who's not even frustrated in the country already??

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by igwegeorgiano(m): 5:28pm On Apr 16, 2016
Op, how did you know all these eehhn? walahi u are a suspected ex convict. for its not your brain that revealed this to you but the fact that you were once in the prison. thank God you are out. lolz.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by dagbokoncept(m): 5:37pm On Apr 16, 2016
Na devil cause am.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by deebrain(m): 5:39pm On Apr 16, 2016
Its amazing..... When with their guns, they are like God.




Anyway, i think the responses of the humbled, are the result of good and effective slaps by the police.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by meerak54: 5:45pm On Apr 16, 2016
HaneefahRN:


What is this one saying undecided
they should interrogate rather than torsure them. and most time they only pick suspects. there training ain't enough
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Angrymode: 5:46pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.


So you mean that we should applaud them and even add amnesty package for them as we let them go with pity abi. Thief neva rob u nai make u de yan this one!!!!!
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by VajanahDischaj(f): 6:19pm On Apr 16, 2016
5- it is the devil's work. I didn't know what came over me.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
I was not the only one.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by King44(m): 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2016
Na d witch for my village cause am I u release me I no go thief again
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by felifeli: 6:57pm On Apr 16, 2016
kennysteve77:
Arguably, some say the Nigerian Police is not as efficient as their counterparts in developed countries, I still wonder how they make even the most ruthless criminal to wet his pants when apprehended. I think those guys deserve some credits for the incredible way they turn wicked criminals to comedians during interrogations. Below are few of the hilarious confessions of those criminals in fear of men of the Nigerian Police Force:

1. If I'm allowed to go now, I will never rob again in my life grin

2. I was the only nice one in our gang. I have never killed before, I often fight my gang members telling them that what we are doing is not good. grin

3. I am ready to tell you anything you want to know. grin What if the officer wanted to know the velocity of the moon round the sun?

4. My mummy is hypertensive and must not hear that I am a robber. If she sees this on TV, she'll die...

5. I already planned to stop after this last operation not knowing that I would be caught. Officer please help me!!!

ADD YOURS...

I AM INNOCENT! (the name of every robber in police custody is "Innocent" )

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Emeka71(m): 7:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
I am willing to aid the police in thier investigation.

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by onunwa21(m): 7:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
Devil's handwork
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Adonis3: 8:59pm On Apr 16, 2016
HaneefahRN:

What is this one saying undecided
u dey mind d kpekusgrin


How ve u been




#Adonis3HasSopken
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by ewizard1: 9:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
You can imagine what those 2 are yarning!

Naija which way?
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by HaneefahRN(f): 9:34pm On Apr 16, 2016
Adonis3:

u dey mind d kpekusgrin


How ve u been




#Adonis3HasSopken
LMAO
Fine o, you?
I've missed you o.
#HaneefahRNHasspoken# tongue
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 16, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.
which part of the country are you from? Na by force to comment?

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 16, 2016
ZoggingMaster:
A word for Boboye4slim - You just revealed yourself to be a ruthless criminal. You can't inflict pain on innocent citizens and expect pity when you are caught. I'll advise you to stop now before you get caught cos if you are caught nobody will pity you and I'm sure that your own amusing confession will make it to this list.
and he will say he joined d robbery gang because theres no job out dere

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Adagba1: 11:20pm On Apr 16, 2016
Abudu2000:
exactly what I though vro,but its in the bible,he who lafs at others cry will also cry and be laughed at!!
Another criminal spotted

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by bisi16(m): 3:36am On Apr 17, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.
Can u plz STFU!
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by McSterling(m): 6:18am On Apr 17, 2016
Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.
undecided The people wey like this your post need serious flogging. What a load of blarney.

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Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Adonis3: 1:49am On Apr 18, 2016
HaneefahRN:


LMAO

Fine o, you?

I've missed you o.

#HaneefahRNHasspoken# tongue


Awwwn... She's missed me


Lol



Like I told u, I've just been so damn busyembarassed


Even that other day I promised to call, something came up



Hope you're sha goodsmiley






#Adonis3HasSopkentongue
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by HaneefahRN(f): 7:44am On Apr 19, 2016
Adonis3:


Awwwn... She's missed me

Lol


Like I told u, I've just been so damn busyembarassed

Even that other day I promised to call, something came up


Hope you're sha goodsmiley





#Adonis3HasSopkentongue

Lolz.

Alright ,no probs.


Yeah, I'm good. I'm sure, you are too.
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Nobody: 8:34am On Apr 19, 2016
Adonis3:



Awwwn... She's missed me


Lol



Like I told u, I've just been so damn busyembarassed


Even that other day I promised to call, something came up



Hope you're sha goodsmiley






#Adonis3HasSopkentongue

What's up?
Re: Hilarious Statements Made By Criminals In Nigerian Police Custody by Adonis3: 10:10am On Apr 19, 2016
daretodiffer:

What's up?
I'm very good


U?





#Adonis3HasSopken

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