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HaneefahRN:
Lolz.

Alright ,no probs.


Yeah, I'm good. I'm sure, you are too.

oh yeah baby,


I'm doing fine


And how's work


#Adonis3HasSopken

Adonis3:
oh yeah baby,


I'm doing fine


And how's work


#Adonis3HasSopken

Good to hear.
Fine fine.

kennysteve77:
Arguably, some say the Nigerian Police is not as efficient as their counterparts in developed countries, I still wonder how they make even the most ruthless criminal to wet his pants when apprehended. I think those guys deserve some credits for the incredible way they turn wicked criminals to comedians during interrogations. Below are few of the hilarious confessions of those criminals in fear of men of the Nigerian Police Force:

1. If I'm allowed to go now, I will never rob again in my life

2. I was the only nice one in our gang. I have never killed before, I often fight my gang members telling them that what we are doing is not good.

3. I am ready to tell you anything you want to know. What if the officer wanted to know the velocity of the moon round the sun?

4. My mummy is hypertensive and must not hear that I am a robber. If she sees this on TV, she'll die...

5. I already planned to stop after this last operation not knowing that I would be caught. Officer please help me!!!

ADD YOURS...

I use to stay outside while dey rob
And I did not use to collect anything from my rest gang after robberry
After robbery I use to pay my tithes and give alms to the Buhari rest extended families

kennysteve77:
Arguably, some say the Nigerian Police is not as efficient as their counterparts in developed countries, I still wonder how they make even the most ruthless criminal to wet his pants when apprehended. I think those guys deserve some credits for the incredible way they turn wicked criminals to comedians during interrogations. Below are few of the hilarious confessions of those criminals in fear of men of the Nigerian Police Force:

1. If I'm allowed to go now, I will never rob again in my life

2. I was the only nice one in our gang. I have never killed before, I often fight my gang members telling them that what we are doing is not good.

3. I am ready to tell you anything you want to know. What if the officer wanted to know the velocity of the moon round the sun?

4. My mummy is hypertensive and must not hear that I am a robber. If she sees this on TV, she'll die...

5. I already planned to stop after this last operation not knowing that I would be caught. Officer please help me!!!

ADD YOURS...

*Its the hard work of the devil he has been looking for a way to catch me since al dis while (as if sayvu be Jesus or John the Baptist )

*my own bullet no dey killkill

*na my grandmama dey do me because I was going to be a good Pastor

*we are living in the same flat I only escorted them, and I was in the car whrn they went in to rob.

Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.

BRODA BRODA
ENGINEERING IN CARRY OVER
SEME BORDER GANG
AFRO JUJU GANG
ANINIH INLAW TO OYENUSI
OH OH OH
MR AJALA TRAVEL ALL OVER THR WORLD
FROM ONE OPERATION TO ANOTHER
MR EZE GOES TO SCHOOL
ONYE OSHI
OLE
BARAU weeping for ya
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