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Linda is just an agbaya.... konji Na bastard

sukkot:
lolzzzzz yeah the hazards of being a man. occupational hazard. aaahh welll we shall soldier on and carry our cross like men as we battle putrid pum in the course of our journey through manhood. linda ikeji owes every man in nigeria an apology * sigh *

Haaaaaaaa!

Not just naij men, but men all over the globe cos war against smelly pum, is part of our struggle as men. Do you know how many men have nightmares cos of smelly pums? Lol. Err, all chics with smelly pums need to apologise to men all over the world. We guys go through a lot, I tell ya.

When two consenting adults agree to have sex/fun, it has to be fun all through. But once you cause discomfort that sometimes create a perpetual nightmarish condition to the psyche of the man with putrid pum - you owe him a written apology. No one deserves that after all the stress, time, energy, and effort they put in just to get to that stage. They might as well go to a refuse dump to inhale rotten shyte, if that is all you can offer. At least that won't cost him anything lol. But thank the most high for the nice chics out there who look after themselves and smell nice. Nothing makes a guy more fulfilled than being in solitude with a chic that smells nice sleeping on ya chest. With that, you would just feel like kissing her all over her body and be happy about ya manhood loool.

I don't know why these chics can't spend the effort, time, and money they expend on fake hair and make-up, while hashtagging "slay" - on fixing their pums, tbh. Reminiscent of how Uncle Murda has been calling out K. Michelle for her smelly pum lol.

Anyway, doesn't this utter narcissistic heifer remind you of the poor man's version of the old Wendy Williams? At least, Wendy Williams has a career on TV/radio and she has stopped chatting shyte like she used to do after folks threatened to beat the silicon out of her huge t.its lol. This one just gossips everywhere like an old white lady and she'll mostly turn 50 and still be haranguing with Wizkid's offspring on the same shitty blog.

SirShymexx:
Haaaaaaaa!

Not just naij men, but men all over the globe cos war against smelly pum, is part of our struggle as men. Do you know how many men have nightmares cos of smelly pums? Lol. Err, all chics with smelly pums need to apologise to men all over the world. We guys go through a lot, I tell ya.

When two consenting adults agree to have sex/fun, it has to be fun all through. But once you cause discomfort that sometimes create a perpetual nightmarish condition to the psyche of the man with putrid pum - you owe him a written apology. No one deserves that after all the stress, time, energy, and effort they put in just to get to that stage. They might as well go to a refuse dump to inhale rotten shyte, if that is all you can offer. At least that won't cost him anything lol. But thank the most high for the nice chics out there who look after themselves and smell nice. Nothing makes a guy more fulfilled than being in solitude with a chic that smells nice sleeping on ya chest. With that, you would just feel like kissing her all over her body and be happy about ya manhood loool.

I don't know why these chics can't spend the effort, time, and money they expend on fake hair and make-up, while hashtagging "slay" - on fixing their pums, tbh. Reminiscent of how Uncle Murda has been calling out K. Michelle for her smelly pum lol.

Anyway, doesn't this utter narcissistic heifer remind you of the poor man's version of the old Wendy Williams? At least, Wendy Williams has a career on TV/radio and she has stopped chatting shyte like she used to do after folks threatened to beat the silicon out of her huge t.its lol. This one just gossips everywhere like an old white lady and she'll mostly turn 50 and still be haranguing with Wizkid's offspring on the same shitty blog.

awwww hell nah k michelle too ? hey check yo gurl out. she was at the popos office taking selfies with the head popo in charge and whatnot

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3616474_12328070488394604618587200057784n_jpega35046e5e9d641c704996825fe471006

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This woman should feel what she has made people gone through with some negative things she has written in the past

sukkot:
awwww hell nah k michelle too ? hey check yo gurl out. she was at the popos office taking selfies with the head popo in charge and whatnot

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3616474_12328070488394604618587200057784n_jpega35046e5e9d641c704996825fe471006

Looool.

Uncle Murda has been going around for months now talking about how K Michelle's pum stinks loooooool. Imagine a woman who spent so much on humongous big batty, fake t.its, and all kinds of surgeries - yet she can't pay a gynaecologist to help her fix her pum lol. These women are just useless. And later, they would be running around saying "slay", when they can't slay the putrid fungi, bacteria, virus odour oozing out of their pums lol.

Just take a look at the face of the police guy and how stiff his huge nose looks - you'd see that he is trying too hard not to inhale anything. Erm, was it the smelly pum? Looooool

solid3:
Lobatan. Imagine baba nla begging, ejowo anty Linda, mi o ni se be mo, ejowo ema gbe mi lo cortu, e jor n'tori Olorun.

And to all Wizkid teenage followers supporting him, ntor.

I thought Linda was the only over grown baby until I read this. Kids everywhere.Na waooooooooo

Jarizod:
i can now clearly see that u are a senseless human being (no offense)

She said that it is all over buh her actions says otherwise

senselessness comes at different levels, and i think urs is at the highest. Have a nice day

pchukwudi:
You guys are just blinded with envy. You are so clueless about what's going on. That's why you ask silly questions like "does she have to explain?" What she's doing now is exactly why she's the queen of nigeria's blogsphere. The kind of bond Linda shares with her CORE audience is way beyond what most of you can even imagine let alone comprehed. And the key to that kind of social bonding is stark emotional autheticity - the kind that most of you on NL are so freaking scared of.

But you know what? That level of nothing-to-hide kind of authenticity is the currency of the new media. And Linda has mastered it in superbly. So those of you wishing for her down fall will wait till six feet and she will keep going up.

What you guys don't realise is that linda is a super skilled woman. Take everything away from her and throw her into the desert of afghanistan, yet Linda will still become a millionare in dollars in no time flat.

Sorry. >: :

Nice points made, now I believe what they say that nairaland is filled with kids and average thinking Nigerians, the lady has mastered her craft, most of the daft and silly comments here really show the low iqued level of thinking of most people, what is smelly P, stupid aunty l, scared, ask 85% of the people to fine what a blog and a blogger is and about, they probably don't know but they know wizzy well so that explains the support train

wolu4:
I thought Linda was the only over grown baby until I read this. Kids everywhere.Na waooooooooo

Sorry o, the big boy of nairaland, alhaji isi ewu.

Aunty, u are mouthed. u rily display maturity in all ramifications
[i]Aunty, u are mouthed. u rily display maturity in all ramifications
[/i]Aunty, u are mouthed. u rily display maturity in all ramifications

Aunty Linda you better stop the ofofo, amebo, your mates don marry with 3 pikin but you dey blog lies about ppl. maybe na your bride price dey scare guys away= ur lekki house dey intimidate guys. tell ur ppl to reduce it cos u becoming an old cargo ur stature is just covering up for you.

Every tin was a hit back to gain

magmack:
Abeg ask am oooo.
Who her P**$$$y don epp sef?

Dey dere! E done epp d powerful nd mighty men in nigeria o. Where do u tink she is making her money from? Hmmmmmmmmm

3rdlegxxx:
Nice points made, now I believe what they say that nairaland is filled with kids and average thinking Nigerians, the lady has mastered her craft, most of the daft and silly comments here really show the low iqued level of thinking of most people, what is smelly P, stupid aunty l, scared, ask 85% of the people to fine what a blog and a blogger is and about, they probably don't know but they know wizzy well so that explains the support train

Bros thank you jare. The matter don tire person. So many mediocres attempting to ridicule the masters. So pathetic.

All these attention seekers. They even dragged the poor commissioner of Police to this their melodrama.

repogirl:
nope, not yet. Why?

Id love to buy one..

You should also make money doing what u love...i once worked witha coy that publishes and sells ebooks, ie soft copy, i can hook you up with them,

I know another coy that can publish for you "for free".....then u can sell on platforms like jumia,

cescky:
Id love to buy one..

You should also make money doing what u love...i once worked witha coy that publishes and sells ebooks, ie soft copy, i can hook you up with them,

I know another coy that can publish for you "for free".....then u can sell on platforms like jumia,

sounds good, I'll PM you to talk.

repogirl:
sounds good, I'll PM you to talk.

sincerely i dont get how the PM mail works.....tried it now, still dont get


but mail me here lets talk nigeriannews12@gmail.com

cescky:
sincerely i dont get how the PM mail works.....tried it now, still dont get


but mail me here lets talk nigeriannews12@gmail.com

okay,will do.

kingsfield:
Dnt allow ur small mouth say wat ur two big eyes didn't see.

Linda's brother abeg no vex

04donjazzy:
Go buy data ni...
Abi u no hold

wetin

chubbyswit:
senselessness comes at different levels, and i think urs is at the highest. Have a nice day

ode boi

Have a nice day too muhfvcka

Jarizod:
ode boi
Have a nice day too muhfvcka

what more do i expect from a rascal?

Jarizod:
ode boi
Have a nice day too muhfvcka

what more do i expect from a rascal?

yemoxyl:
shut the f*ck up,u and ur stupid linda know it was an empty threat and people like u say worse when u are angry.....some people be thinking celebs are gods,they are human with emotions just like u

im sorry mister, just because you are used to being uncivil and threatening people's lives doesn't mean everyone has to tolerate your unruly ways. Threatening to cause harm to someone harm in itself is a criminal offence, but monkeys that grew up in a village wouldn't know that would they?

Tay16:
im sorry mister, just because you are used to being uncivil and threatening people's lives doesn't mean everyone has to tolerate your unruly ways. Threatening to cause harm to someone harm in itself is a criminal offence, but monkeys that grew up in a village wouldn't know that would they?

How many threats av u received in ur life? and how many have you reported?..It's all because she's rich and a drama queen,if everyone reports their daily threat to the police,nigeria police would be a joke by now

Tay16:
im sorry mister, just because you are used to being uncivil and threatening people's lives doesn't mean everyone has to tolerate your unruly ways. Threatening to cause harm to someone harm in itself is a criminal offence, but monkeys that grew up in a village wouldn't know that would they?

How many threats av u received in ur life? and how many have you reported?..It's all because she's rich and a drama queen,if everyone reports their daily threat to the police,nigeria police would be a joke by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ztn94AgNsw

prettysolid:
She no dey tire? Ah ah Aunty abeg leave matter make im rest. Who has trouble ever helped.. she wants us to know she had the last laugh

Ok Let's vote..... Like if u still think Wizkid won this beef and share if you think Linda did

The name Linda Ikeji will always be associated with "smelling pussy" for many years to come.
So to me Wizkid won the drama ooo

prettysolid:
She no dey tire? Ah ah Aunty abeg leave matter make im rest. Who has trouble ever helped.. she wants us to know she had the last laugh

Ok Let's vote..... Like if u still think Wizkid won this beef and share if you think Linda did

The name Linda Ikeji will always be associated with "smelling pussy" for many years to come.
So to me Wizkid won the drama ooo

yemoxyl:
How many threats av u received in ur life? and how many have you reported?..It's all because she's rich and a drama queen,if everyone reports their daily threat to the police,nigeria police would be a joke by now

i have always reported anyone that threatens my life or wellbeing because i believe a civilized person never makes such threats. maybe where you are from being civil is unusual but I do not think any person should threaten another person whether they mean it or not

darlenese:
Linda why do u have to explain !

Chaii
You are too childish for my liking
You are too proud to accept defeat. People like u would get an evidence for your claim .
Oya post picture of wizkid and his lawyers begging you, show us munched text, or calls.

LINDA GROW UP

as in the girl na better mumu