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Jehovah/allah Went Berserk! by lawani(op): 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
I got the job and took a loan
And did the job on Sabbath day
And Jehovah went berserk!


All year long the famine raged
With pork I fed the starving child
And Allah went berserk!



Out the trees we wouldnt breathe
So to the forests we made a bow
And Jehovah went berserk!


70 virgins and booze in Allahville
On Earth, I took a pint of beer
And Allah went berserk!



He sacrificed self to self on a cross
I sacrificed a cock and to eat
And Jehovah went berserk!



The Father God is always there
We follow His lead by divination
And Jehovah went berserk!
Re: Jehovah/allah Went Berserk! by johnydon22(m): 5:41pm On Apr 19, 2016
lawani:
I got the job and took a loan
And did the job on Sabbath day
And Jehovah went berserk!


All year long the famine raged
With pork I fed the starving child
And Allah went berserk!



Out the trees we wouldnt breathe
So to the forests we made a bow
And Jehovah went berserk!


70 virgins and booze in Allahville
On Earth, I took a pint of beer
And Allah went berserk!



He sacrificed self to self on a cross
I sacrificed a cock and to eat
And Jehovah went berserk!



The Father God is always there
We follow His lead by divination
And Jehovah went berserk!
This is a very deep salient message deep in a classical eloquence of good poetry.. Only the wise will understand the points made here..

Nice one brother!
Re: Jehovah/allah Went Berserk! by Nobody: 7:15pm On Apr 19, 2016
johnydon22:
This is a very deep salient message deep in a classical eloquence of good poetry.. Only the wise will understand the points made here..

Nice one brother!
The religious bigots will say it doesn't make sense

because they can't understand


Btw op nice poem. Pls keep posting something to make my day
Re: Jehovah/allah Went Berserk! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Apr 19, 2016
johnydon22:
This is a very deep salient message deep in a classical eloquence of good poetry.. Only the wise will understand the points made here..

Nice one brother!
The religious bigots will say it doesn't make sense

because they can't understand


Btw op nice poem. Pls keep posting something like this to make my day
Re: Jehovah/allah Went Berserk! by johnydon22(m): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2016
Naijaboy007:
The religious bigots will say it doesn't make sense

because they can't understand


Btw op nice poem. Pls keep posting something like this to make my day
I was so impressed by the beautiful poem and then salient points it made that i couldn't help applaud lawani for the beautiful piece
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