₦airaland Forum

prettysolid:
May thunder fire your balls

chynasaz:
Which one be flat footed

mokset123:
I hear the quota intake for constable 7500, cadet inspector 1500 cadet ASP 500.

Anowax:
Who you con dash the remaining 500 Pple and hearsay

gbaskiboy:
How about those that are below 6 ft,
Those with mouth odor
Those who have bow or K legs

Zceesneh:
U mean they should commit suicide because u are indirectly saying they are useless, thats why am going into music after graduating from school, am a chronic stammerer i don't think any one will want to employ me, bro it hurts

ObiOkpor:
I never said you are. Military and police don't enlist stammerers. Been a stammerer doesn't mean no one will employ you. Good luck in your music career.

Zceesneh:
buh i want to have two choice because music may fail, am studying political science buh i took jamb this yr for law, can a stammerer be a lawyer?

ify2016:
FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Adeoba10:
Dat was how one useless op come nairaland dey advice us say if we no get National id card number, we should replace it with our matric number.....
. Chai, thunder fire devil.

lexyclasy:
Please for section number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.

ObiOkpor:
My brother, you didn't talk about the following;
1, stammerers.
2, shortness,
3, squint( aka, anya 4;30),
4, knock-kneed,
5, poor dention.
People with this can not be allowed entry. Na make them go India go get jaz.





*police recruitment,i jump and pass*

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

dirtymoney:
Poor dentition?
I have a friend who lost an incisor in an accident that applied. Though he uses an artificial tooth. I told him he don't stand a chance, but he kept arguing becuase he knows some hi-powers in Abuja.

magicminister:
Suffering too much for my country.
I heard over 750,000 people applied for a position of about 10,000.
The really sad part is that the political office holders have atleast 2 slots for every federal appointment.
this implies that a good number of the positions have been filled up already.

Anyway, i wish all candidates the best of luck.
The moment you get accepted in to NPF, you will automatically become my enemy....

dirtymoney:
Poor dentition?
I have a friend who lost an incisor in an accident that applied. Though he uses an artificial tooth. I told him he don't stand a chance, but he kept arguing becuase he knows some hi-powers in Abuja.

Anowax:
Who you con dash the remaining 500 Pple and hearsay

pricelesshoney:
I applied as single,but my wedding is june,how do I reconcile that if I am shortlisted?

Lilimax:
Source: Google

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!