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Kemi Ashefon, a journalist, Love blogger and relationship counselor writes on how to marry Linda Ikeji. Linda Ikeji is a famous blogger who rakes in millions of Naira every month from advertisers from her blog. Her mansion in Banana Island, Ikoyi, a choice area makes you go green with envy. The reference here is applicable to all influential and rich single women. I have always not liked her though but I think i will give it a try. She have beef me too long now. Did i tell you she is the reason i had to start all over again Anyways that's story for another day…
Here are 10 steps to make her or any other big girl want you:
STEP 1:
No matter how rich, famous or hard a woman looks, her anatomy is female. If you are lucky to come across her at any event, make her realize you are interested in her. Lock eyes with her and release a smile from wherever you are seated/standing. Say ‘hi’ once and don’t walk up to her again.
STEP 2
Linda Ikeji says she is celibate. So, don’t be the guy who touches at every opportunity. Carefully avoid any form of physical contact with her. That way, she sees you as a great guy. Then, take a step further and start showing interest in what she does—how she manages her time (blogging is taxing! Show interest in when and what she eats) how she keeps fit despite the stress of staying glued to the laptop/phone all day and what her hobbies are. Women love men who show interest in what they do.
STEP 3:
Successful women also love guys who play hard-to-get. Try it. Don’t overwhelm her with your love or romantic gestures! Let her know you like her, wants to date her but you have your own space. Don’t inundate Linda with calls! She is too busy. Know her leisure time (Laura Ikeji can help with that). Send a text message (just checking on you, how are you faring? ..bla bla)
STEP 4:
Please don’t ‘form.’ I mean, be yourself. Linda is a multi-millionaire, so why should any man start boasting about his ‘assets,’ when she had already acquired those things 24 months ago? If you are chanced to be at her Banana Island home, admire, pay compliments but don’t start showing off what you also have at home.
STEP 5
Let her know you want her for who she is—pretty, sexy, enterprising, strong, a good fighter and one who doesn’t hop in any man’s bed. Let her know you respect her, her intellect and business sense. But never ask for ‘financial help’. Even if you are poor, never ask her for money.
STEP 6
This is a very sensitive approach and you have to be careful—Linda is smart! Don’t ask her to start telling you about the men she had dated or who dumped her. Even when she does without the asking, don’t turn it to a research project! You also have your past. You should be interested in winning her heart and making her forget whatever hurt her.
STEP 7:
Get close to her siblings. They know her more and when they realize you are a great guy, they will help put in a word for you… ‘Sis, don’t you think you should give Mr.XX a chance?’ they will tell her during family time.
STEP 8:
Be patient. Only patient men can end up walking a very rich woman down the aisle. Don’t be troubled by the men calling her for business transactions, or who pay a visit to her office. Part of being a committed partner (which Linda craves for) is letting sleeping dogs lie. Never mix her business with your pleasure. Bloggers are addicted to their phones/other devices and you must not see those as rivals.
STEP 9:
Be a shoulder to cry on. It’s a mean world and anyone would do or say anything to hurt her—out of jealousy or based on actions she took on her principles—but you have to give her a soft-landing. Assure her it’s a phase, it will pass away. “Don’t upset yourself over S*x issues(s)’ you must keep telling her.
STEP 10:
Start sharing thoughts on how you want your future home/family to look like. Borrow a cue from Mercy Johnson’s husband, Odi. Mercy recalled how he succeeded in walking her down the aisle:
“During a conversation he suggested that we took our relationship to the next level. While we dated, I knew we would get married because he became a part of my life and we were very passionate about each other. One day, we were at a wedding, Odi said, ‘I think our wedding cake should have a tint of this color.’ He must have forgotten but it stuck and I am glad that he hinted.”

Wish you luck, if you get there before me …


Source: http://www.highcastle.com.ng/2016/04/how-to-marry-linda-ikeji-by.html

Lahotte:
This is serious...


all for aunty Linda..

STEP 5
Let her know you want her for who she is—pretty, sexy, enterprising, strong, a good fighter and one who doesn’t hop in any man’s bed. Let her know you respect her, her intellect and business sense. But never ask for ‘financial help’. Even if you are poor, never ask her for money.

rudebouy:
Hahaha! Mission Impossible! Dis is much harder dan getting Buhari to produce paper correctly.

Most Nigerian men have "negative egos". Dia negative egos usually converts to inferiority complex or pure hatred or disregard when they see rich and successful young, single ladies. Dats one major reason dey insult and taunt them for not getting married. Our men shd stop seeing rich and single ladies as threats or sluts.

Most Nigerian men cant stand the sight of a rich and selfmade single ladies. How many guys can confidently woo a lady that owns a car? (Inferiority Complex 101) ! There is also the stereotyped thinking that such ladies are usually rude, proud, saucy, etc. Actually, I think 70% of rich and successful women, single or married, do have attitude problems. How many female bosses have u had? Its very rare to meet a rich woman dat is also humble and down-to-earth. Dem day sha, but dem scarce like fuel ! But that shdnt stop a man with good intentions from approaching any rich lady na. U neva can tell, she cd be nice oh!

I fear Linda MIGHT just be one of dose rich single ladies with an attitude. For her to brag abt being able to buy a man... dat was so so wrong. I think if Linda really want to get married, her best bet is to import a husband. She needs a husband that is not made in Nigeria. Our naija masculine ego plus her yeye attitude gives a zero chance of getting a husband anytime soon. But who am I to judge, when I've not meet her in person.


Three Types of Men that marry Linda:

1. Men with zero egos and ocean size of patience, motivated by love and lust, besides Linda seems to have a nice ass. At least ders sth to tosh na

2. A childhood friend, one who has been her friend for over 20yrs and counting. Only him can take all her shit...cos he truly understands her.

3. Imported men, preferably from Haiti or South Sudan.

Nothing is really impossible, Linda can still get married!

rudebouy:
Hahaha! Mission Impossible! Dis is much harder dan getting Buhari to produce paper correctly.

Most Nigerian men have "negative egos". Dia negative egos usually converts to inferiority complex or pure hatred or disregard when they see rich and successful young, single ladies. Dats one major reason dey insult and taunt them for not getting married. Our men shd stop seeing rich and single ladies as threats or sluts.

Most Nigerian men cant stand the sight of a rich and selfmade single ladies. How many guys can confidently woo a lady that owns a car? (Inferiority Complex 101) ! There is also the stereotyped thinking that such ladies are usually rude, proud, saucy, etc. Actually, I think 70% of rich and successful women, single or married, do have attitude problems. How many female bosses have u had? Its very rare to meet a rich woman dat is also humble and down-to-earth. Dem day sha, but dem scarce like fuel ! But that shdnt stop a man with good intentions from approaching any rich lady na. U neva can tell, she cd be nice oh!

I fear Linda MIGHT just be one of dose rich single ladies with an attitude. For her to brag abt being able to buy a man... dat was so so wrong. I think if Linda really want to get married, her best bet is to import a husband. She needs a husband that is not made in Nigeria. Our naija masculine ego plus her yeye attitude gives a zero chance of getting a husband anytime soon. But who am I to judge, when I've not meet her in person.


Three Types of Men that marry Linda:

1. Men with zero egos and ocean size of patience, motivated by love and lust, besides Linda seems to have a nice ass. At least ders sth to tosh na

2. A childhood friend, one who has been her friend for over 20yrs and counting. Only him can take all her shit...cos he truly understands her.

3. Imported men, preferably from Haiti or South Sudan.

Nothing is really impossible, Linda can still get married!

PoundspassDolla:
Hmmm remember if you're not endow down there, is a no no for her,because she do crave for it, in her blog sometimes.