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Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:37pm On Apr 22, 2016*

Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my room huh

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.

Add yours. TGIF!!!! grin

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Eebrahym(m): 3:41pm On Apr 22, 2016

Nothing to add, Sorry layla129. You actually fell for all those cheap lies shocked

Are those lies from a single guy or one guy to one lie

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 3:45pm On Apr 22, 2016

#plz come let's drink, chill and watch some movies I juz downloaded... grin

Like netfix and chill tongue

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Mediapace: 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2016

9.Let's watch red film,those nollywood films are boring

10.I hate sex,only you let makes me like it

11.Did you wear the .... I bought for you ?? Let me check it

12. It had been a long time we did this thing o,let's continue today

13.Man: I suspect someone someone is digging my stuff huh

woman: No

Man : oya lemme check it!

14: Babe off that light,it's affecting my eyes

15.layla129 why your eyeball too big na huh

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by chigoizie7(m): 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2016

Chai, layla, if that is how they have been choping your kpekus, I wonder oh.

Ok, can I be your friend? @least make we go strolling, d weda is hot here, after strolling outside, we stroll inside

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2016

Eebrahym:
Nothing to add, Sorry layla129. You actually fell for all those cheap lies

Are those lies from a single guy or one guy to one lie

Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any tongue

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 3:50pm On Apr 22, 2016

Let us play truth or dare?? Then d work will do itself

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Eebrahym(m): 3:50pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any

Its a lie, If u didn't fall for any then it wasn't outrageous.

or are you feeling shy wink

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:51pm On Apr 22, 2016

Mediapace:
9.Let's watch red film,those nollywood films are boring

10.I hate sex,only you let me like you

11.Did you wear the .... I bought for you ?? Let me check it

Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this undecided

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:53pm On Apr 22, 2016

chigoizie7:
Chai, layla, if that is how they have been choping your kpekus, I wonder oh.

Ok, can I be your friend? @least make we go strolling, d weda is hot here, after strolling outside, we stroll inside

Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:54pm On Apr 22, 2016

WiLdFLame:
Let us play truth or dare??
Then d work will do itself

Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty grin

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 3:55pm On Apr 22, 2016

What does it mean to get laid?
To lie down to sleep?
#JustAsking

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 3:57pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty

gets dirty as how? u mean everybody get hot,horney and wet right?

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:58pm On Apr 22, 2016

TheAgba:
What does it mean to get laid?

To lie down to sleep?

#JustAsking

Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Tallesty1(m): 3:58pm On Apr 22, 2016

We create new lies every day

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Mediapace: 3:59pm On Apr 22, 2016

Yea i play for chelsea fc lolz

layla129:
Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this

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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Eebrahym(m): 4:00pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

Thats harsh bae, is your dad a retired policeman huh

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2016

WiLdFLame:
gets dirty as how? u mean everybody get hot,horney and wet right?

Lol, you know warrai mean wink

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:02pm On Apr 22, 2016

Eebrahym:
Thats harsh bae, is your dad a retired policeman

He's a vigilante and still in active service angry

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Eebrahym(m): 4:03pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
He's a vigilante and still in active service

Vigilantee shocked

He go get jaz o huh

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Mediapace: 4:04pm On Apr 22, 2016*

Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing something as a Holyman

layla129:
Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by chigoizie7(m): 4:05pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?

"Calls, some agbero friends to come snatch d handbag"

Sure, we can go now

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by DesChyko: 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2016

Good to see y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:11pm On Apr 22, 2016

DesChyko:
Good to sfee y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.

Lol, how?

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:13pm On Apr 22, 2016

chigoizie7:
"Calls, some agbero friends to come snatch d handbag"

Sure, we can go now

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:14pm On Apr 22, 2016

Mediapace:
Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing anything as a Holyman

Explain to him not me angry

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by pweetychyka(f): 4:14pm On Apr 22, 2016

#Layla129 n #Medispace

In fact u both won't kill somebody wit laughter grin

!

Jez here to read peoples comment

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:15pm On Apr 22, 2016

Tallesty1:
We create new lies every day

Imagine. So, which did you create today?

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2016

Mediapace:
Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing anything as a Holyman

Wow...

Like you wanna exorcise her of a demon in a holy way as a holy man when she is lying down?

But that's the woman being laid, not the man. Are you sure you are a fan of Chelsea FC?

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by UyiIredia(m): 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2016

I hope you know not all men are that desperate. Even the ones that have sex.

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2016

pweetychyka:
#Layla129 n #Medispace

In fact u both won't kill somebody wit laughter !

Jez here to read peoples comment

Lol, shey you want to tell us you've not been lied to? Comment your own too

Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by DesChyko: 4:17pm On Apr 22, 2016

layla129:
Lol, how?

Sister, the male and female folks today have been after each other's throats in threads like this that exposes the ills of the other sex. The thread is serene in contrast.

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