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Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:17pm On Apr 22, 2016
UyiIredia:
I hope you know not all men are that desperate. Even the ones that have sex.
Didn't say all men are desperate
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Mediapace: 4:18pm On Apr 22, 2016
Aww sorry wink
layla129:
Explain to him not me angry
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 4:20pm On Apr 22, 2016
If 8 good points will translate to 8 different lines by 8 different men, Then, I can say you've gotten laid by 8 different men! Bravo!! More dikcs to your pvssy !!!!
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:21pm On Apr 22, 2016
DesChyko:
Sister, the male and female folks today have been after each other's throats in threads like this that exposes the ills of the other sex. The thread is serene in contrast.
Oh, now i get you...i'm aware of that too. That's why i tried my best not to limit it to just men. I generalized saying everybody lies
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by PureWays(m): 4:23pm On Apr 22, 2016
Guy: *Frowns face* Babee, do you love me no matter what?

Girl: Yes... What's wrong with you babe?

Guy: I have an erec'tion problem which makes it really hard for me to have sex and my doctor has prescribed some drugs for me which I've used..

Girl: Ooh babe, Pele.. How did it happen? I hope you are okay now?

Guy: Not sure, was told to go test it..

Girl: How?

Guy: You know now.. Stop acting like a kid..

Any guy would take it from there... grin grin ... Lol..
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by firstking01(m): 4:25pm On Apr 22, 2016
Wtf are all these huhundecided
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by pweetychyka(f): 4:26pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Lol, shey you want to tell us you've not been lied to? Comment your own too
My dear, Sure I have been lied to.... still gathering the lies cos e plenty grin grin grin grin grin grin grin some desperate guys n dat stuff in between a lady's thighs sha
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2016
[quote author=PureWays post=44944813]Guy: *Frowns face* Babee, do you love me no matter what?

Girl: Yes... What's wrong with you babe?

Guy: I have an erection problem which makes it really hard for me to have sex and my doctor prescribed a drug for me which I've used..

Girl: Ooh babe, Pele.. How did it happen? I hope you are okay now?
Guy: Not sure, was told to go test it..

Girl: How?

Guy: You know now.. Stop acting like a kid..

Any guy will take it from there... grin grin ... Lol.. [/lquote]


Lmaoo! She's now your testing ground yeah?
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Apr 22, 2016
bro, ask me oh. I tire for this my crush
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by PureWays(m): 4:31pm On Apr 22, 2016
[quote author=layla129 post=44944921][/quote]Lol..
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:33pm On Apr 22, 2016
discoprophet:
bro, ask me oh. I tire for this my crush
huh
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:34pm On Apr 22, 2016
firstking01:
Wtf are all these huhundecided
huh
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by Mediapace: 4:34pm On Apr 22, 2016
Sure :
[img]http://rs1176.pbsrc.com/albums/x321/Soccerlogos/English%20Premier%20League/chelsea.jpgc100[/img]


Any other club is a counterfeit wink
TheAgba:
Wow...

Like you wanna exorcise her of a demon in a holy way as a holy man when she is lying down?

But that's the woman being laid, not the man. Are you sure you are a fan of Chelsea FC?
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by chigoizie7(m): 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
grin
Those contacts though.




Btw, why are all your threads focused on men?

Do u hate them dat much?
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:36pm On Apr 22, 2016
chigoizie7:
Those contacts though.




Btw, why are all your threads focused on men?

Do u hate them dat much?
I had to go check my topics because of this. They are not focused on men!! angry
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by UyiIredia(m): 4:37pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Didn't say all men are desperate
Didn't say you said that boo.
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by niyot124: 4:37pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my roomhuh

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.


Add yours. TGIF!!!! grin
Lmao grin cheesy. Dat num four gat me cracking,' it wld be an honour to sleep wiv u',smh,guyz!!!
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2016
niyot124:
Lmao grin cheesy. Dat num four gat me cracking,' it wld be an honour to sleep wiv u',smh,guyz!!!
Lool...such sneaky bastards grin
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:40pm On Apr 22, 2016
UyiIredia:
Didn't say you said that boo.
Aii angry
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by UyiIredia(m): 4:40pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
I had to go check my topics because of this. They are not focused on men!! angry
Out of 11 topics almost half are exclusive to men. You focus on them quite a lot. BTW, if you don't mi d me saying again. Those eyes shocked grin
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by firstking01(m): 4:42pm On Apr 22, 2016
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by niyot124: 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Lool...such sneaky bastards grin
Yh...buh we re getting smarter cool
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
UyiIredia:
Out of 11 topics almost half are exclusive to men. You focus on them quite a lot. BTW, if you don't mi d me saying again. Those eyes shocked grin
Just about 4 are on men nau...besides there's nothing special i need to know about ladies...i'm a lady.
The eyes, you likey? Or they are scary?
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:44pm On Apr 22, 2016
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by UyiIredia(m): 4:46pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Just about 4 are on men nau...besides there's nothing special i need to know about ladies...i'm a lady.
The eyes, you likey? Or they are scary?
Lets say they are large and I like the twinkle in em.
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by chigoizie7(m): 4:47pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
I had to go check my topics because of this. They are not focused on men!! angry
If u say so
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by firstking01(m): 4:50pm On Apr 22, 2016
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 5:06pm On Apr 22, 2016
UyiIredia:
Lets say they are large and I like the twinkle in em.
Lol, thanks
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 5:06pm On Apr 22, 2016
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by vicstar(m): 5:07pm On Apr 22, 2016
pinceprinz:
If 8 good points will translate to 8 different lines by 8 different men, Then, I can say you've gotten laid by 8 different men! Bravo!! More dikcs to your pvssy !!!!
• • • • • My. Guy u've observed well grin • • • • •
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 5:09pm On Apr 22, 2016
KashyBaby:
#plz come let's drink, chill and watch some movies I juz downloaded... grin

Like netfix and chill tongue
This one is even kind small
Re: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by UyiIredia(m): 5:10pm On Apr 22, 2016
layla129:
Lol, thanks
Lol. What if I said that to get laid ?
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