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To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:08am On Apr 23, 2016
MY HONEY BUNNY, I don't know if you exist, but if you do. PLEASE, find me on time, before I lose my head in this crazy world. Here are my sincere and honest promises to you.

I promise to support you financially, morally and even spiritually .

I promise to love you fiercely, as I would love our kids.

I promise to always remember your birthdays and all our anniversaries .

I promise to give you a massage whenever you want.

I promise to always try to look sexy for you.

I promise to tell silly jokes, just to make you laugh .

I promise to cook you continental dishes.

I promise to have sex with you, at least three times a week.

I promise to always plan our romantic getaway every two months

I promise to shave my legs, armpits and even my head(If you want me to) twice a week.

I promise to love your family and always welcome them.

I promise to be loyal and ever truthful.

I promise to be the best woman you ever dreamt of

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WOULD READ THIS AND LAUGH ABOUT "THE CRAZY CHICK" TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY HUSBAND...
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:10am On Apr 23, 2016
cheesy Goan sleep cheesy
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:11am On Apr 23, 2016
He might be interested in seeing your picture too ykno. If he's gonna find you, he should know what he's looking for ykno. And as I dey see ur case so, I smell 35 yrs of age cheesy
Re: To My Future Husband by kekakuz(m): 1:12am On Apr 23, 2016
I can feel your spirit you share my dreams if only nairaland could connect us
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:13am On Apr 23, 2016
AirSultan:
cheesy Goan sleep cheesy
Good morning kiss


From Indonesia cheesy
Re: To My Future Husband by Philomath1212: 1:15am On Apr 23, 2016
rubsaphy:
MY HONEY BUNNY, I don't know if you exist, but if you do. PLEASE, find me on time, before I lose my head in this crazy world. Here are my sincere and honest promises to you.

I promise to support you financially, morally and even spiritually .

I promise to love you fiercely, as I would love our kids.

I promise to always remember your birthdays and all our anniversaries .

I promise to give you a massage whenever you want.

I promise to always try to look sexy for you.

I promise to tell silly jokes, just to make you laugh .

I promise to cook you continental dishes.

I promise to have sex with you, at least three times a week.

I promise to always plan our romantic getaway every two months

I promise to shave my legs, armpits and even my head(If you want me to) twice a week.

I promise to love your family and always welcome them.

I promise to be loyal and ever truthful.

I promise to be the best woman you ever dreamt of

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WOULD READ THIS AND LAUGH ABOUT "THE CRAZY CHICK" TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY HUSBAND...
Summary please...
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:15am On Apr 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Good morning kiss

From Indonesia cheesy
Good morning smiley



From Nigeria cheesy
Hope you slept well.
Re: To My Future Husband by Vinshu(f): 1:16am On Apr 23, 2016
Bullsh!t. Now that is some bull crap.

Such promises for what? What does he have to offer first? before making promises?

The sex 3 times a week though.. wtf?
Re: To My Future Husband by macdanny247(m): 1:16am On Apr 23, 2016
wao... all this promises for 1 man I hope they are not empty promises, and pls don't loose your head. I pray he finds you soon.
#Cheers#
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:18am On Apr 23, 2016
AirSultan:
Good morning smiley




From Nigeria cheesy

Hope you slept well.
Im on holiday so time for me to explore grin juz arrived An hour ago..I never slept yet... grin
Re: To My Future Husband by Philomath1212: 1:19am On Apr 23, 2016
Vinshu:
Bullsh!t. Now that is some bull crap.

Such promises for what? What does he have to offer first? before making promises?

The sex 3 times a week though.. wtf?
Noted
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:19am On Apr 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Im on holiday so time for me to explore grin juz arrived An hour ago..I never slept yet... grin
Arrived? To where?? Happy holidays. Ehya, you need rest.
Re: To My Future Husband by VickyRotex(f): 1:20am On Apr 23, 2016
Issa serious something o cheesy cheesy

Future Bae cheesy
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:23am On Apr 23, 2016
AirSultan:
Arrived? To where?? Happy holidays. Ehya, you need rest.
Im in Indonesia atm... grin

Tnxxx...
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:27am On Apr 23, 2016
KashyBaby:
Im in Indonesia atm... grin
Tnxxx...
cheesy Thats great. Home sweet home yeah? cheesy

Enjoy, and stay cool.
Re: To My Future Husband by Cutezt(m): 1:28am On Apr 23, 2016
baby,I have told you that I am always by your side grin
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 1:33am On Apr 23, 2016
Vinshu:
Bullsh!t. Now that is some bull crap.

Such promises for what? What does he have to offer first? before making promises?

The sex 3 times a week though.. wtf?
Life is not only about what you can get in return..
Re: To My Future Husband by lemolise(m): 1:54am On Apr 23, 2016
And you shall find just the kinda man you want smiley
Re: To My Future Husband by Category1: 2:16am On Apr 23, 2016
na who be dis one again? sad u don use style dey find hubby for nairaland abi?


She no even get profile pics sef sad
Re: To My Future Husband by briyane: 5:38am On Apr 23, 2016
I didn't see the following points;
1. I will support you even if you don't have a car or a house of your own,but show true love,have goals and look ambitious.
2. I will support,love and cherish you even if you go bankrupt,in future.
3. I will support you,be humble and let you be my ruler even if i earn 3 times what you earn.
4. I will take good care of myself,work out,watch my weight and look fit,even after the birth of our 3rd baby.
5. I will build a strong spiritual fortress around you, our marriage and over our kids.
6. I will let God be my true role model.
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 6:00am On Apr 23, 2016
briyane:
I didn't see the following points;
1. I will support you even if you don't have a car or a house of your own,but show true love,have goals and look ambitious.
2. I will support,love and cherish you even if you go bankrupt,in future.
3. I will support you,be humble and let you be my ruler even if i earn 3 times what you earn.
4. I will take good care of myself,work out,watch my weight and look fit,even after the birth of our 3rd baby.
5. I will build a strong spiritual fortress around you, our marriage and over our kids.
6. I will let God be my true role model.
Haba bros, she don try for the one wey she list nau. Any man will be lucky to have half of what she wrote. I just pray she doesn't fall for a jerk that would take her for granted. All these e-amazons forming 'men are not worth it', its like you want to end up as bitter old ladies. Funny thing is these hypocrites are probably worshiping one small boy somewhere that treats them like dirt.
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 6:03am On Apr 23, 2016
rubsaphy:
MY HONEY BUNNY, I don't know if you exist, but if you do. PLEASE, find me on time, before I lose my head in this crazy world. Here are my sincere and honest promises to you.

I promise to support you financially, morally and even spiritually .

I promise to love you fiercely, as I would love our kids.

I promise to always remember your birthdays and all our anniversaries .

I promise to give you a massage whenever you want.

I promise to always try to look sexy for you.

I promise to tell silly jokes, just to make you laugh .

I promise to cook you continental dishes.

I promise to have sex with you, at least three times a week.

I promise to always plan our romantic getaway every two months

I promise to shave my legs, armpits and even my head(If you want me to) twice a week.

I promise to love your family and always welcome them.

I promise to be loyal and ever truthful.

I promise to be the best woman you ever dreamt of

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WOULD READ THIS AND LAUGH ABOUT "THE CRAZY CHICK" TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY HUSBAND...

Re: To My Future Husband by briyane: 6:16am On Apr 23, 2016
[/color][quote author=DragonReborn post=44958317]Haba bros, she don try for the one wey she list nau.

Well,as an entrepreneur,that CV does not fit my model of a wife.
Our wives needs patience,guts,faith and a hell load of prayers!
nevertheless,
She sounds like a lady who knows what it takes to wear and keep a small piece of diamond around her finger.
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 6:21am On Apr 23, 2016
briyane:
Well,as an entrepreneur,that CV does not fit my model of a wife.
Our wives needs patience,guts,faith and a hell load of prayers!
You're talking about your ideal woman, I get that. But the reality is any woman that displays those qualities would be a saint in this present generation. You may be lucky to find the woman of your dreams, I'd rather settle for a reasonable woman that can actually add value to my life, not these indomie-slurping, artificial hair-weaving girls of today.
Re: To My Future Husband by funnynation(m): 6:29am On Apr 23, 2016
I swear am here with you! I have been searching for you. I don't want all this KFC girls. You are the one my heart has chosen, you are my everything. I feel so good when I see your post..that's why I want to have you. I cherish you
rubsaphy:
MY HONEY BUNNY, I don't know if you exist, but if you do. PLEASE, find me on time, before I lose my head in this crazy world. Here are my sincere and honest promises to you.

I promise to support you financially, morally and even spiritually .

I promise to love you fiercely, as I would love our kids.

I promise to always remember your birthdays and all our anniversaries .

I promise to give you a massage whenever you want.

I promise to always try to look sexy for you.

I promise to tell silly jokes, just to make you laugh .

I promise to cook you continental dishes.

I promise to have sex with you, at least three times a week.

I promise to always plan our romantic getaway every two months

I promise to shave my legs, armpits and even my head(If you want me to) twice a week.

I promise to love your family and always welcome them.

I promise to be loyal and ever truthful.

I promise to be the best woman you ever dreamt of

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WOULD READ THIS AND LAUGH ABOUT "THE CRAZY CHICK" TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY HUSBAND...
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 7:27am On Apr 23, 2016
Ok.....cheesy

Re: To My Future Husband by iPopAlomo(m): 8:02am On Apr 23, 2016
rubsaphy:
Life is not only about what you can get in return..
Simple and Short...
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 8:50am On Apr 23, 2016
pinceprinz:
He might be interested in seeing your picture too ykno. If he's gonna find you, he should know what he's looking for ykno. And as I dey see ur case so, I smell 35 yrs of age cheesy
lol, 35 years!!
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 9:44am On Apr 23, 2016
rubsaphy:
lol, 35 years!!
So I feel, cos I'm wont to believe the confidence to raise something like this don't come until yo a lil bit desperate for marriage. 35 y'old single Naija Woman should be ... Maybe 30 anyway.
Re: To My Future Husband by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 23, 2016
Fiction!
Re: To My Future Husband by halfricanadian(f): 9:48am On Apr 23, 2016
i have learnt to direct my prayer to finding nd getting married to a man with God's wisdom and heart

Re: To My Future Husband by torqque7(m): 9:53am On Apr 23, 2016
Hmm if only it was the truth..ladies be forming telemundo but when they eventually get a man that really loves em then they decide to cheat or hurt him and take his love for granted,Smh..chicks been confused since 12b.c
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