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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: (ENDING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 25 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY: if you judge people, you have no time to love them - MOTHER TERESA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTES OF THE DAY:
those who sweat with you need to eat the sweet in you - DAVID OYEDEPO.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell up before drinking it is poverty - QUEEN ELIZABETH (1893)

2) having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet, you will eat it some day - PETE EDOCHIE

3) If a church girl tells you that she loves you, you are safe, you can love her back, but if a runs girl tells you that she loves you, my brother, run to your bank, withdraw all the money inside your account and give it to your grandma in the village, tell her it is for future reasons, don't talk too much...- VILLAGE GOAT
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- Corruption would stop in Nigeria, what type of tense is that?
STUDENTS- future impossible tense

2) TEACHER- If i give you 5 egg rolls and i take all the 5 egg rolls back, what will remain with you?
JOHNNY- The oil
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Subpatra:


Well said, but I will like you to provide answers to these questions.

1. Are you saying those that will serve in Adamawa and other North-East states (except Borno that is included in your list) that are affected by insurgency and therefore will not hold orientation camp in such states are in stream1?

2. If your answer to the above is Yes, then have you seen or heard of any 2016A PCM posted to the "insurgency states"?

3. If your answer to question 1 is No, then are you saying no PCM will be posted to Adamawa and other "insurgency states" except Borno?

I await your response.

Thanks

thanks for ur Questions...Nysc didnt post ppl dat choosed yobe and Adamawa to stream 1 because camps cant hold der..they choosed other states for them.If ppl are posted to Bornu in stream two dey will do der orientation camp in anoda state..and choose a state of der choice. Simple

jubrealguy:
It's not only football talk u will see here, u will see politics talk and a lil bit of romance, it's a way to ease the tension and cool ur nerves.......so try to be flexible a bit.

Gbam! Well said Baba.

ladycomfort:
. Please what will happen to those posted to borno , will they camp in borno?

. No...camp in Nasarawa State

jubrealguy:
lolz.......dah was actually funny.....nigga didn't even cool down atall.... Good morning

Lol...I imagined he was quoting d wrong person anyway. Good morning

Rosey33:

The most important thing is that they were eventually paid.

Abi

Rosey33:


Lol...I imagined he was quoting d wrong person anyway. Good morning

it's good to know u didn't take it P, guess u had a wonderful night

jubrealguy:
it's good to know u didn't take it P, guess u had a wonderful night

sure...and I dreamt of parade ground, lol

Rosey33:


sure...and I dreamt of parade ground, lol

madam, u r really vexing oooo, oya calm down...... 27 days more by his grace, which states did u choose

Officially Stream 2.
Enugu, Nasarawa, PH, Jigawa

Lyndalyn55:
. No...camp in Nasarawa State

are u so sure it won't be changed ds time owing to the fact that BH activities is on the very low

Lyndalyn55:
. No...camp in Nasarawa State

are u so sure it won't be changed ds time owing to the fact that BH activities is on the very low.

jubrealguy:
madam, u r really vexing oooo, oya calm down...... 27 days more by his grace, which states did u choose

hahahahahahahaha I chosed Kebbi, Kogi, Delta and Enugu. U nko?

Rosey33:


hahahahahahahaha I chosed Kebbi, Kogi, Delta and Enugu. U nko?

chai!!! ur states get as e b ooo, chose Kano, kwara, Akwa ibom and Osun........buh na Rivers I wish to serve....lolz

VillageGOAT:
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VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: (ENDING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 25 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
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bibsoo7
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ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
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henchamb
genius43
belkid01
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sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
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clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
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gosj01
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olasum
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raphlynco
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roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY: if you judge people, you have to time to love them - MOTHER TERESA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTES OF THE DAY:
those who sweat with you need to eat the sweet in you - DAVID OYEDEPO.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell up before drinking it is poverty - QUEEN ELIZABETH (1893)

2) having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet, you will eat it some day - PETE EDOCHIE

3) If a church girl tells you that she loves you, you are safe, you can love her back, but if a runs girl tells you that she loves you, my brother, run to your bank, withdraw all the money inside your account and give it to your grandma in the village, tell her it is for future reasons, don't talk too much...- VILLAGE GOAT
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- Corruption would stop in Nigeria, what type of tense is that?
STUDENTS- future impossible tense

2) TEACHER- If i give you 5 egg rolls and i take all the 5 egg rolls back, what will remain with you?
JOHNNY- The oil
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Sighted!

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: (ENDING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 2 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH OF APRIL)



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 25 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
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eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY: if you judge people, you have to time to love them - MOTHER TERESA.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTES OF THE DAY:
those who sweat with you need to eat the sweet in you - DAVID OYEDEPO.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell up before drinking it is poverty - QUEEN ELIZABETH (1893)

2) having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet, you will eat it some day - PETE EDOCHIE

3) If a church girl tells you that she loves you, you are safe, you can love her back, but if a runs girl tells you that she loves you, my brother, run to your bank, withdraw all the money inside your account and give it to your grandma in the village, tell her it is for future reasons, don't talk too much...- VILLAGE GOAT
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- Corruption would stop in Nigeria, what type of tense is that?
STUDENTS- future impossible tense

2) TEACHER- If i give you 5 egg rolls and i take all the 5 egg rolls back, what will remain with you?
JOHNNY- The oil
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Guy you too much. Great work

revjeck:
Officially Stream 2. Enugu, Nasarawa, PH, Jigawa

I think it's "RIVERS" state
don't get your hopes up YET.

Honeybash:
fasting and prayer now necessary

u can intercede on our behalf if that is what u want. i dnt kno where u ar gettin ur "confused" info from

those mentioning the countdown, please ooooo unu wetunota spamming Biko.

Gud day peeps,come may 21st,we all will be in camp for sure. log in to ur dash board,wetin u see,no be nysc batch A? Oda sets no dey go stream II as at when due? Na our time una come dey spread fake rumour abt merging us wit stream B. I CAST n BIND any merging us wit batch B rumour in JESUS name.
Abeg hw many amen to this prayer

S/O to all Stream 2 corp members most especially all Ex Funaabites in the house..
I rep ABG- COLANIMS

But lets reason it o, all these busy bodies spreading false rumors that we'l be going to camp in July with batch B, don't u people reason. Dis is April ending nd Batch B's timetable isnt out, they've not started any process and you think they'l go to camp in July. U guys should think na, haba. All i know is stream two will be going to camp come May21st nd till den Batch B's timetable wont be released.

jubrealguy:
are u so sure it won't be changed ds time owing to the fact that BH activities is on the very low

. Nothing is changing on that. U can check up Nysc portal to see where PCM of borno will be camping for u 2 confirm it urself.

May13th, ahbeq rush come jor..and for those ppl spreading fake rumour upandan shuld goan sell gala inside holdup if they are jobless...

ukjerry:
those mentioning the countdown, please ooooo
unu wetunota spamming Biko.

hehehehe

Hi every 1,am new to dis stream 2 platform...d states I chose r,Niger, Akwa ibom, kd n Oyo

daudae1:
thanks for ur Questions...Nysc didnt post ppl dat choosed yobe and Adamawa to stream 1 because camps cant hold der..they choosed other states for them.If ppl are posted to Bornu in stream two dey will do der orientation camp in anoda state..and choose a state of der choice. Simple

I appreciate your kind response... So if I understand you well enough then no 2016 Batch A PCM is/will be posted to Adamawa and Yobe? Is that realistic? Even when the BH Insurgency was still very much in control of those areas Corp members were posted there though they had their orientation camp in another state and were given options to redeploy, compare to now that their influence have waned.

Aieboocaar:

Chad

lol,if dem go pay me 500k monthly,i fit consider

Aieboocaar:

Chad

lol,if dem go pay me 500k monthly,i fit consider

Dolypson04:
S/O to all Stream 2 corp members most especially all Ex Funaabites in the house..
I rep ABG- COLANIMS

I sight you, what states did you choose. I rep CPT- COLPANT