Teacher: What do you do after class 1st student: I go & buy weed from Jeremy. 2nd student: I go to Jeremy's house & buy cigarette. 3rd student: I pass by Jeremy's house to buy shepe. 4th student: I always go home to do my assignments. Teacher: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be of good example to ur colleagues...What's your name again ?? 4th student: Jeremy

Eehh...I'm lost

# Nigeria my country# An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

KashyBaby:
Eehh...I'm lost

wait kash lemme call 911

KashyBaby:
Eehh...I'm lost

where? Take my hand babes. Trust me, we will find our way thru this.

AirSultan:
where? Take my hand babes. Trust me, we will find our way thru this.

Lol...but I don't like to hold juz in ur hand ooo

KashyBaby:





Lol...but I don't like to hold juz in ur hand ooo

Okies.. Jump into my arms then, or hop unto my back. I am stronger than 50horses power combined!

AirSultan:
Okies.. Jump into my arms then, or hop unto my back. I am stronger than 50horses power combined!

Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else

[quote author=KashyBaby post=44753628

Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else [/quote]OMG
what z she saying

OK
FINGERS

KashyBaby:




Yaaaaas boo...I like a strong, tough man but gentle somewhere else

Hmm, be more specific pls.

[quote author=spartanobad post=44753855][/quote]



Whaaaaaat? nothing wrong with that ooo...all safe word..

AirSultan:
Hmm, be more specific pls.

*I'm damn blushing ryt now*



Can I juz whisper it to ur ears? *biting my Lower lip*

KashyBaby:




*I'm damn blushing ryt now*



Can I juz whisper it to ur ears? *biting my Lower lip*

*Leans inwardly towards her with a grin forming at the corner of my mouth and my dimmed eyes* . I am all ears babe..

A 75 year old man collapsed at his Home and he was taken to the hospital were he was put on oxygen for 24 hours. when he was feeling much better, the doctor came and gave him a $500 bill for the service. upon seeing the bill, the man started to cry. The doctor assured him that if it was the bill, there was no need to cry coz he can pay it in instalments. The man looked at the doctor and said, "am not crying about the $500 bill. I have the money to pay you cash. am just shocked that for just 24 hours of oxygen I get a $500 bill, then what will my bill be to GOD for the 75 years I've been breathing His air?" To show that we appreciate the free air we get from God.....pause for a minute, look up and say "thank you God for this air". Not just saying thank you alone but also make sure you life here on earth is a purposeful one,

AirSultan:
Hmm, be more specific pls.

A LONG MAN abi kashbaby

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?

I just Noticed that Life is too short to commit suicide cuz In the year 2002 nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet sim card, but today its N700 and the sim is free.. In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime every... two weeks or else my sim will be blocked. today its N800 and I dont even need to recharge to retain my sim {customers are needed}... In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phoneback den}was N39k today its free... In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today its going for N300... 2008 nko blackberry bold 2 was N135k today blackberry is no more producing new bold 2... so London used na N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k... So my friend, if u neva dey use blackberry porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad, iphone, playbook or nokia 808, pls, dnt worry. Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our children will be using them as toys....*smiles #......Be Patient. Dis makes me wonder why sum girls go crazy simply coz of material tins. U want a bold 5, U want brazilian hair, U want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was d richest car in 1980'z.....THIN K!!! See d kinda of depreciation it experienced within short period. BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be ERASED. Jux work hard, Hav a good character and Be loyal to ur feelings!!!,and lastly rem dos wit d bests cars 2day once wlkd on foot,calm down n Give God ur time,for only Him can mk............. ........ Time shall favour u.

That awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.? ;DThat awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.?

spartanobad:
That awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.? ;DThat awkward moment u r making out wit ur girl and she let's out a loud SMELLY fart

wetin u go do.?

I go shawt OKWY wot have I done to u

krysTein:






I go shawt OKWY wot have I done to u

I have warned you to stop taking Oshogbo weed

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough." lol

When ur friends is lying and wants u to believe her..

lmao

spartanobad:
I have warned you to stop taking Oshogbo weed

I have told u not to give ha BEANS on date

spartanobad:
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new
password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on
the ground laughing cause on screen was error,
"Error. Not long enough."
lol

I have warned u to stop taking weed


Uwa Mmebi

krysTein:


I have told u not to give ha BEANS on date

And who is the her
dis guy sef pandaro,chizoba,olive dem don kill u finish

krysTein:



I have warned u to stop taking weed

Uwa Mmebi

I know its bcus u r d man

Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this my guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about12 o'clock the man comes back and knocks... the Wife tells him "go sleep where your coming from " and the man answered" I'm not here to sleep my dia , I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me, there'r lots of women at the party!" The wife opened the door and said "idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.

spartanobad:
And who is the her

dis guy sef
pandaro,chizoba,olive dem don kill u finish

jus like dat

A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated,"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said'this is your first time'. After a while ,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead. I was so shocked and shouted at her,'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse?. She gave me a grave look and said'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily...

As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here is the conversation between him and the bank manager. Bank manager : But I warned you to be careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature. Man: I am not a fool, I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature!

An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?". The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes." The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!" "Okay, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want." The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said, "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?" . The Arab rasped, "I found it. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."