The OP be like

The C.E.O was walking in the Factory. He noticed a Guy leaning against the Wall looking somewhere. He approached the Man and asked him," How much do you earn?" The Guy was amazed and said," N2000 sir" The CEO took out his wallet and gave the Guy N6000 and told him," I pay People here to Work and not to waste time. This is your 3 months salary and now get out of here NEVER come back." The Guy said,"Thank you sir!" 3 times then walked away in a haste. The CEO now looked at other Workers and asked," Who was that Guy?" The Workers replied," He was the Pizza delivery Guy sir!"

his evening, Akpos' Landlord was complaining dat Ofego had impregnanted his daughter. .As Akpos over-heard d landlord shouting, he came out of his house and asked d landlord.Akpos: Oga landlord, what have Ofego done dis time?.Landlord: Ofego got d mind to impregnant my only daughter.Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of wat u are saying?.Landlor d: Yes, this evening i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed dat she was pregnant, i asked her who impregnanted her& she said dat Ofego is d one who impregnanted her.Akpos: Abomination, Ofego is afool, he is a bastard. Oga landlordsince i have been sleeping with ur wife, have u got any reportthat i have impregnanted her?.

A youth corper was part of the invigillators in a WAEC GCE exam holding in the school he is serving, right inside the hall when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for the corper, giving him a seductive look, so he went straight to the gal to find out what her problem was. The corper gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, the Corper followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me.. Mugu!..and she laughed!.... The Corper laughed too and said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are formulated and fake!.......... .. The Girl Screamed n Fainted!!!!!! =))

spartanobad:
As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided
to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here
is
the conversation between him
and the bank manager.
Bank manager : But I
warned you to be careful with
your cheque book because anyone can forge
your signature.
Man: I am not a fool, I have already signed all
the
cheques, so they won't have space to forge
my signature!

He is better than the bank manager
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