johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do **

I can disprove you. Can you do some miracle shows. Can you die and rise up again or split the moon into two?

johnydon22:


Uuuhmm i am god i can do anything i want, i can even make the stars fall down to earth, you heretic you cant prove that i cant

This is relatively the sort of claims we hear and read everyday without a single attempt on them doing anything. Whenever the wind blow on the fresh leaves, we will say, "your glory is moving''

menesheh:



I can disprove you. Can you do some miracle shows. Can you die and wake rise up again or spirit the moon into two?

Of course i can do these things ... It's already written in my scripture of the Godly love that i did these things.

You need faith to believe them

so na u be the omni omni that know all and later create me to suffer?

davien:
Fun fact, ancient Jews believed the heart was what humans use to think...

Hello brother. it's being a very long time.. I've missed you here a lot, you left without a word

How have you been?

OgundeleT:
so na u be the omni omni that know all and later create me to suffer?

Before nko... Deh dia naaaaa

johnydon22:

Before nko... Deh dia naaaaa

haaa. anytime you see me abeg run o

OgundeleT:
haaa. anytime you see me abeg run o

hahahaha **picks my slippers** Voom is better than statement

johnydon22:

hahahaha **picks my slippers** Voom is better than statement

boko haram dey kill, Fulani dey slaughter, Nigerian politicians dey steal our Commonwealth, our children are dying of hunger etc. and u just sidddon for one place dey look?

johnydon22:
Ever wonder the unending debate on how the universe came to be and who created it? many claims have been made that a deity did it (thousands of deities to be precise. . Zeus, el, Ea, yahweh, allah, krishna and hundreds of them)

Now let me tell you how it really started. . . I and my girl friend created the universe. We are uncreated and we existed before time for all eternity.

We existed literally forever then got bored one day and decided to create the universe, we did by speaking everything magically into existence from nothing.

And then we created man because we want beings that will be groveling, loving and worshipping us, because somehow even as perfect omnipotent omniscient beings we still need love and worship ..()

and that is it... Now you dang atheist can you disprove i didn't create the world? DProDG davien theAtheist101 MrPresident finofoya pr0ton wiegraf frank317 etc . . **Actually i and my girl friend are real cus am the one actually typing and making this claim, something none of the of other deities ever did or can do **

God will show you numerous signs. But, your own son, from your body will prove it to you. For now, you will continue in your rebellion, and your life will not be taken.

OgundeleT:

boko haram dey kill, Fulani dey slaughter, Nigerian politicians dey steal our Commonwealth, our children are dying of hunger etc. and u just sidddon for one place dey look?

wetin you wan make i do? there are several people having sex that i have to concern myself with first naaa

god johny good morning most high thank you for waking me up this morning pls my car wont just start this morning can you please send one of your angels to help me outbi dont believe in mechanics ;Dgod johny good morning most high thank you for waking me up this morning pls my car wont just start this morning can you please send one of your angels to help me outbi dont believe in mechanics

youngestland:
god johny good morning most high thank you for waking me up this morning pls my car wont just start this morning can you please send one of your angels to help me outbi dont believe in mechanics

Oh my son i wanted to send angel Mushi who is our heavenly mechanic but he is fixing my compound limo out back so bro you are on your own here

I hope it's not a toyota product i heard from the angels that it's shiit as wack... so call area boys to help give it a push or you don't believe in area boys too?

johnydon22:


wetin you wan make i do? there are several people having sex that i have to concern myself with first naaa

lol... so god dey watch porn too?

johnydon22:

Oh my son i wanted to send angel Mushi who is our heavenly mechanic but he is fixing my compound limo out back so bro you are on your own here
I hope it's not a toyota product i heard from the angels that it's shiit as wack... so call area boys to help give it a push or you don't believe in area boys too?

I know met one of your pastors and he told me to pour one annoiting oil on the car another one said I should pray and fast for 3 days before the car will start I dont know which to follow

johnydon22:

Oh my son i wanted to send angel Mushi who is our heavenly mechanic but he is fixing my compound limo out back so bro you are on your own here
I hope it's not a toyota product i heard from the angels that it's shiit as wack... so call area boys to help give it a push or you don't believe in area boys too?

I met one of your pastors and he told me to pour one annoiting oil on the car another one said I should pray and fast for 3 days before the car will start I dont know which to follow

Who cares about Somalia? You love Nigeria, right? So to "hell" with all other countries! And please always justify our wrong deeds.

The book is nothing! We just need to copy, edit, and paste other people mythological works. We would even include present scientific findings in it!

This is damn funny!
The story of religion. You captured it perfectly with sarcasm that's well befitting

johnydon22:


Uuhm he's already on his way. . eeehm maybe his stuck on a traffic jam or something

Send your spirit to ra.pe my girl friend. She is still a virgin we only do oral.

johnydon22:


Oh my son i wanted to send angel Mushi who is our heavenly mechanic but he is fixing my compound limo out back so bro you are on your own here

I hope it's not a toyota product i heard from the angels that it's shiit as wack... so call area boys to help give it a push or you don't believe in area boys too?

Enjoying the thread. Nice one.

OgundeleT:

lol... so god dey watch porn too?

Live and direct. Over 100 thousand porns everyday!
He also partakes in the action. That is why babes scream "oh god!" "Ohhhhh Gohd!" "Jesus!" "Oluwa o" "abasi! I have died!"

OgundeleT:
lol... so god dey watch porn too?

I am God so i see everything, even what you do in the dark

youngestland:


I know met one of your pastors and he told me to pour one annoiting oil on the car another one said I should pray and fast for 3 days before the car will start I dont know which to follow

My pastor? You must be talking about a Christian pastor well those ones are obviously betting on the wrong God.

I am the only true God so they are so dead when i am through dealing with them in hell for not choosing me instead

NumberOne2:


While I understand the Sarcasms in your post it shows how MYOPIC your thinking is. It this how theories are proposed in scientific or religious fields? No one needs to disprove your theory of creation, all you have to do is publish it in a book or journal and distribute globally as many copies as the Bible.
Then we will take you seriously but until then stop being a RELIGIOUS BIGOT. It is NOT a character consistent with Atheist. You probably are a CHRISTIAN fallout (not an Atheist). Well, so as most NL "Atheist" anyways.

U sound frustrated. Chill man, don't bust a vein in your brain in vain

HardMirror:

Send your spirit to ra.pe my girl friend. She is still a virgin we only do oral.

Uuhm well i will have to first check your girl friend myself make sure she is still a virgin... Cus you Children of nowa days i don't trust any of you even the devil marvels at the kind of lies you blows these days

HardMirror:

U sound frustrated. Chill man, don't bust a vein in your brain in vain

He needs to repent and turn away from his rebellion, denounce other Gods and come to me the only true God, Almighty Johnydon.

Bask in my light and love plus abundant grace and i will give him rest

johnydon22:


Uuhm well i will have to first check your girl friend myself make sure she is still a virgin... Cus you Children of nowa days i don't trust any of you even the devil marvels at the kind of lies you blows these days

I swear she is a virgin. Ra.pe her my lord! Ra.pe her and make her holy. The sacred holy mother of god!

HardMirror:

Live and direct. Over 100 thousand porns everyday!
He also partakes in the action. That is why babes scream "oh god!" "Ohhhhh Gohd!" "Jesus!" "Oluwa o" "abasi! I have died!"

haaaa... so jobless, useless and thinkless god

HardMirror:


I swear she is a virgin. Ra.pe her my lord! Ra.pe her and make her holy. The sacred holy mother of god!

Uuuuuuuhm just tell her to hold steadfast in her chastity... i the god of holy konjinus will visit her soon with my holy phalus

OgundeleT:
haaaa... so jobless, useless and thinkless god

Careful my son before i reset your destiny with slap

johnydon22:

Careful my son before i reset your destiny with slap

and they say u are peaceful, aren't you? abi why u go slap me?

OgundeleT:

and they say u are peaceful, aren't you? abi why u go slap me?

I will use slap and reset your brain
.. cus even though i am the almight omni powerful creator of the universe, i am so feeble, insecure and petty that i can get taunted easily and get angry.