Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) - Romance (2)

Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) - Romance (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum › Nairaland General › Romance › Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) (15998 Views)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Reply (Go Down)

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:16pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
lol! This is a lie. Because of ur last line... This is a lie. you may b among those who define professional head as fighting the cliit like a puppy and a chew toy... And we wont know. Very unpleasant.

lol. let me share a few learner tips with u so u can pass it across to ur guy.
I don't attack nothing rather I first plant a few light kisses before licking round in circles, then vertically and horizontally. tell him to alternate between the three styles going at different speed and when ur goddamned legs start shaking. let him to home in on it sucking at full speed.
u are welcome

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 1:16pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
okay. Thanks so much. Ah mean, considering all my whoring ways, how could I not accept such good advice. Thanks so much.

Now ur talking. Where did u keep ur brain b4, it seems ur brain is back.

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:18pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
@bolded..

Biko...define professional Head! Psst--What disadvantages?

go back to the thread. have answered all ur questions

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by vizkiz: 1:25pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
@bolded..

Biko...define professional Head!
Psst--What disadvantages?

a virgin shouldn't be asking questions about professional head

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 27, 2016

Hmm, Someone just had a great sex session, yeah? cheesy

But really, you şound right although I have no idea what great sex or wack sex is, literally..

Basically, I really havnt "Been initiated" yet! lipsrsealed

Cc: nitwitfabian

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Now ur talking. Where did u keep ur brain b4, it seems ur brain is back.

if u had two brain to rub together, youll see my moniker says im a nitwit. Also, this isnt about my brains but about how u can be better in bed.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by charles316: 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though I later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages

You can lie eh. She told me that you are so small and weak down there.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Now ur talking. Where did u keep ur brain b4, it seems ur brain is back.

if u had two brain cells to rub together, youll see my moniker says im a nitwit. Also, this isnt about my brains but about how u can be better in bed.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 27, 2016

AirSultan:
Hmm, Someone just had a great sex session, yeah?

But really, you şound right although I have no idea what great sex or wack sex is, literally..

Basically, I really havnt "Been initiated" yet! Cc: nitwitfabian

loool! U are improbable. This post isnt about me having sex, read my post. Its about how boys describe how well they have sex... How they represent their talent shows how poor they are in the act.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:12pm On Apr 27, 2016

charles316:
You can lie eh. She told me that you are so small and weak down there.

guess she is telling d truth. seeing is believing

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 2:15pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
if u had two brain to rub together, youll see my moniker says im a nitwit. Also, this isnt about my brains but about how u can be better in bed.

Since u call ur self a nitwit y do u bother to create a thread, u shuld know a nitwit cant create anything meaningful. Now go back nd delete d poo u created.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Apr 27, 2016

meanwhile

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
loool! U are improbable. This post isnt about me having sex, read my post. Its about how boys describe how well they have sex... How they represent their talent shows how poor they are in the act.

. You didnt decipher the dry humour in the first line of my last post I presume.. Annnd you reeeally really reeeally really fully understand the context either.. You juşt said yourself that the post is about boiz bragado, I am a boy too, and it was clearly inferred in my last post that I havnt been initiated into that frat, the sex frat. Whıch eventually points to the second line of my former post.. Capisce

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 27, 2016

Gentle passionate smooching and grinding does it for me and bae... Am not in a hurry

I take my time to enjoy her and vice-versa

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 27, 2016

Emodeee:
Na things like this you dey like. Later you go dey form feminist.

You Don hear me say I be feminist before?

besides...feminist no dey like Sex ni? for where you hear that one Abeg?

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:20pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
go back to the thread. have answered all ur questions

Sir...which thread?

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Apr 27, 2016

AirSultan:
. You didnt decipher the dry humour in the first line of my last post I presume.. Annnd you reeeally really reeeally really fully understand the context either.. You juşt said yourself that the post is about boiz bragado, I am a boy too, and it was clearly inferred in my last post that I havnt been initiated into that frat, the sex frat. Whıch eventually points to the second line of my former post.. Capisce

lol. Okay, now I get you

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Apr 27, 2016

vizkiz:
a virgin shouldn't be asking questions about professional head

Call me a Virgin one more time and I'd have Your head on A Platter!

Ahan!

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:24pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Since u call ur self a nitwit y do u bother to create a thread, u shuld know a nitwit cant create anything meaningful. Now go back nd delete d poo u created.

because it hurts you? Well, u knoww d truth... Thats y its bitter fr u to accept. Sorry. Buy Jedi, maybe u will b better.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Emodeee: 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
You Don hear me say I be feminist before?

besides...feminist no dey like Sex ni? for where you hear that one Abeg?

Na how people perceive you be dat. Besides, you like to fight guys cheesy

. That's one of the characteristics of feminist.

I don't know any feminist that likes sex, dem dey do like guys, mayb you are an exception.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2016

BlueEyeBalls:
Gentle passionate smooching and grinding does it for me and bae... Am not in a hurry I take my time to enjoy her and vice-versa

God bless you for treating that lady right.

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 2:27pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
because it hurts you? Well, u knoww d truth... Thats y its bitter fr u to accept. Sorry. Buy Jedi, maybe u will b better.

Lol.. Check ur moniker again and den run along and luk 4 ur brain wherever u kept it dis time.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
God bless you for treating that lady right.

thanks dear

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:31pm On Apr 27, 2016

Emodeee:
Na how people perceive you be dat. Besides, you like to fight guys. That's one of the characteristics of feminist.

I don't know any feminist that likes sex, dem dey do like guys, mayb you are an exception.

everyone should b feminists. Its just that people take it the wrong way. A Feminist loves sex. A feminist isnt afraid or ashamed to talk about sex, or demand it, even if society will call her a prostitute for it. A feminist is only human. Boys can talk about sex, without feeling ahamed. A true feminist talks about it too. Because she knows she has every right to sexual pleasure

1 Like

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
lol. Okay, now I get you

Ofcos you do...

Hope your day is going well tho

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2016

Emodeee:
Na how people perceive you be dat. Besides, you like to fight guys. That's one of the characteristics of feminist.

I don't know any feminist that likes sex, dem dey do like guys, mayb you are an exception.

Lol.

No make person hear You o!
Player like me? I Love Guys..I Love Kissing! I Love making Out! I Love everything!

Lol. beyonce's a feminist. She's married. with kids. that should explain sth to Yah?

PS-i don't like fighting guys o!
Maybe assholes that make it a point of duty to throw denigrating remarks to members of my gender. dassol!

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by vizkiz: 2:34pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
Call me a Virgin one more time and I'd have Your head on A Platter!

Ahan!

Virgin!!!!!

Oyah kill me

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2016

vizkiz:
Virgin!!!!!
Oyah kill me

Victor....

shey You know Satan will punish you?

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 2:39pm On Apr 27, 2016

AirSultan:
Ofcos you do...
Hope your day is going well tho

yea. Going great!

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by vizkiz: 2:48pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
Victor....

shey You know Satan will punish you?

ehn ehn... Tell me something

Wait why is my comment getting to you these days? Are you going all soft on me?

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Emodeee: 3:01pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

No make person hear You o!
Player like me? I Love Guys..I Love Kissing! I Love making Out! I Love everything!

Lol. beyonce's a feminist. She's married. with kids. that should explain sth to Yah?

PS-i don't like fighting guys o!
Maybe assholes that make it a point of duty to throw denigrating remarks to members of my gender. dassol!

really! You luv making out? Oya let's make out na cheesy

.

I hear you.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Reply

Images For The Matured Minds That Look Innocent Yet Filthy • 18+!! How Long Do You Think A Man Should At Least Last In Bed For 1st Round? • "When It Comes To Women, Nigerian Men Are The Kings Of Africa" - South African • 2 • 3 • 4

Video: When I Tell People My ASS Claps They Don't Believe Watch My Ass Clapping • Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). • My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells. Help!