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How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 1:16pm On Apr 29, 2016

Hey guys! I'm kinda new here. Now, Posh people are known to be widely respected in all races. We also have the Razz people... uhhhhh.
Here are the rules of Posh culture.

1 There is no one kind of poshness.
There are actually seven distinct types:
poshness of birth; poshness of wealth;
of accent; of education; also, the
poshness of excellent taste, as well as
the poshness of eccentric and exuberant
vulgarity; and, finally, the poshness of
assumed superiority. Some of these are
inextricably linked, and some quite
naturally overlap, but almost no one is
possessed of all seven.

2 As a term of description or abuse,
“posh” has an incredibly elastic
definition. At one end of the scale you
can accuse someone of being posh for
owning a dishwasher. At the other
extreme you will hear people saying,
“The thing is, the Queen isn’t actually
posh at all.”

3 Posh people aren’t usually snobs. They
just don’t have very much to resent.

4 Far and away the poshest thing you
can do is wilfully mispronounce your
surname, as if the basic rules of vowels,
consonants and syllables simply didn’t
apply to you, and then oblige strangers
to follow your lead.

5 Be classy. This by far is quite complicated. You don't need expensive clothes to look like Queen Elizabeth, on a second thought, you. But be you! be your style.

6. Add yours!

cc lalasticlala, seun.

No bashing please oh!

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 1:20pm On Apr 29, 2016

who all this things way u list done epp?

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 1:22pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
who all things way u list done epp?

lol, its pretty cool though!

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Alocia(f): 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2016

This thread though.. sad

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by ojnnaco(m): 1:29pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
who all this things way u list done epp?

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by nikkypearl(f): 1:29pm On Apr 29, 2016

op.. your posh/pose for profile pix is cute grin

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 1:43pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
lol, its pretty cool though!

to you, not me

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 1:52pm On Apr 29, 2016

Alocia:
This thread though..

Lol what about it?

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 1:54pm On Apr 29, 2016

nikkypearl:
op.. your posh/pose for profile pix is cute

He he I'm blushing.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 1:56pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
to you, not me

Well, it doesn't matter as long as u don't look like a village headmaster. lol tongue

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by firstking01(m): 2:13pm On Apr 29, 2016

Rubbish, btw, you look like under sixteen @your dp lipsrsealed

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by faith551(m): 2:17pm On Apr 29, 2016

Op , there is something more respected than being posh and it's called "being original"
I hate people who act up,instead work on yourself and be what you are acting.
when i speak ppl think am just showing off and expect me to loose the prowress with time,but then its me talking and most of them come off wowed.
Advise -BE YOURSELF

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 2:21pm On Apr 29, 2016

firstking01:
Rubbish, btw, you look like under sixteen @your dp

how does it affect your existence? besides I'm sixteen. if you don't like me, don't talk to me. simple.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2016

faith551:
Op , their is something more respected than being posh and it's called "being original"
I hate people who act up,instead work on yourself and be what you are acting.
when i speak ppl think am just showing off and expect me to loose the prowress with time,but then its me talking and most of them come off wowed.
Advise -BE YOURSELF

U hit the nail!

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by firstking01(m): 2:32pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
how does it affect your existence? besides I'm sixteen. if you don't like me, don't talk to me. simple.

Gan gan, bursted...i never knew you are allergic to trouble shooting tongue

, but who cares...talking abt likeness, i never said i hated you nor liked you in the first place undecided

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 2:33pm On Apr 29, 2016

firstking01:
Gan gan, bursted...i never knew you are allergic to trouble shooting, but who cares...talking abt likeness, i never said i hated you nor liked you in the first place

Well... I'm speechless.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by firstking01(m): 2:58pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
Well... I'm speechless.

You are a teen right??

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 3:13pm On Apr 29, 2016

firstking01:
You are a teen right??

You want to advertise my age on Nairaland, grin

... yeah I'm a teen and proud!!

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by UyiIredia(m): 3:19pm On Apr 29, 2016

@ Bisibae Posh people have style.

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by firstking01(m): 3:21pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
You want to advertise my age on Nairaland, ... yeah I'm a teen and proud!!

It was too obvious

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Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 3:28pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
Well, it doesn't matter as long as u don't look like a village headmaster. lol

ur opinion, who e done epp? if I like make I look like village headmaster, na my body

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
ur opinion, who e done epp? if I like make I look like village headmaster, na my body

fair enough

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 3:32pm On Apr 29, 2016

UyiIredia:
@ Bisibae Posh people have style.

Exactly! someone who understands.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
fair enough

how is ur day going miss posh

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 3:44pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
how is ur day going miss posh

Very well, and yours?

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 3:47pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
Very well, and yours?

gr8, so if u see me dress like a headmaster, what advice will u give to me

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 3:57pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
gr8, so if u see me dress like a headmaster, what advice will u give to me

Time travel into the 21st century Grandpa.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 4:02pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
Time travel into the 21st century Grandpa.

say that to in public and watch me give u two black eyes

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Nobody: 4:02pm On Apr 29, 2016

nikkypearl:
op.. your posh/pose for profile pix is cute

I smell sarcasm

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 4:15pm On Apr 29, 2016

Maxi112:
say that to in public and watch me give u two black eyes

u wouldn't wanna hurt a female tongue

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Bisiebae(op): 4:18pm On Apr 29, 2016

ukjerry:
I smell sarcasm

my picture is that bad? Anyhow jae.

Re: How To Be A Posh/toosh by Maxi112: 4:18pm On Apr 29, 2016

Bisiebae:
u wouldn't wanna hurt a female

if only u r posh and beautiful

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