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Guys are one hell of a complicated mess, but we still love 'em. What they say, contradict what they mean. Check these lies they tell;


1) "I WILL CALL YOU"


Translation: “I’m not going to call you. Well,
I might. Probably not, though.”


2 “I DON'T CARE"
Translation: “You have presented me with
an option that, while clearly very important
to you, is not a big deal to me at all. Since
we’re probably going to end up doing what
you want to do anyway, let’s just skip the
conversation and go straight to that. If I
actually do care about a choice you give me,
I swear I will tell you. This is not a test and
I’m not trying to be difficult. I truly don’t
care. So, for the love of God, just tell me
where we’re going to eat tonight.”



3) “SHE IS JUST A FRIEND"

Translation: “I’m flattered by your jealousy
and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I
had, we probably wouldn’t still be friend.



4) “IT'S MY FAULT, I'M SORRY”

Translation: “We’ve been arguing about this
for hours and I just can’t take it anymore.
Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we
have sex now?”


5)"I WAS KIDDING"

translation: He.ll no, he wasn't kidding he just didn't want you to be pissed.



cc Lalasticlala, Seun.

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Counter attack coming soon

Oma307:
Counter attack coming soon

Lol, so quick.

Haha! I laff at num1

I can do that number 4 times without number. I hate arguing with woman,their arguments mostly are complicating
I don't back down because of sex but because of stress

vizkiz:
summary: if we (guys) say something to you (ladies) we actually meant worse but we look for a sweater word to make it not too harsh so we wouldn't break your heart.

Spot on, bull's eye, affirmative!

vizkiz:
summary: if we (guys) say something to you (ladies) we actually meant worse but we look for a sweater word to make it not too harsh so we wouldn't break your heart.

Illustration: op, you look OK I actually wanted to say "where the furck has your boobs gone to? You grab?

lol, don't know if u are stylishly making fun of me. I gotcha.

I don't do the no.5 when I'm pissed I'm pissed

No:1 - I just did it

Ok....

So wetin make i do? make i turn to woman??

Nice one sis