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Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 10:24am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Yeaah, thinking about it now, as una and my oga smellymouth don talk say hateu2 get flat yansh now, my diick might just come outta her a55! lipsrsealed As per lords of the diicks wey I be! grin . About the babe, you sabi the other moniker of nitwitfabian? She d.activated the nitwit one. I have a şerious crush on her, jesu ngbo!
Hahahahahah.. the as5 is flatter than my chest grin

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:26am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
hehehe

Leave my bestie alone and stop troubling her oo.. U c say I don hail u
At bolded, or what?

You see, I have this problem of doing exactly what I have been told not to do!
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 10:27am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
u nack my twinnie and I.. Eru agba! Shoti feh kuh!

No lady here will ever fvck ur small dcck ((no offense))
No guy here will want to give u a doggy undecided
No offeinse cheesy grin

Chair lady --" Association of Flat AS5"

I hail your Association!!

UP ASSO wink cheesy cheesy

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:30am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Take your flat As5 outta here grin
Bro why? Kikiki.. Kuku kill me, hahan. Na laugh I b dy laugh lataro.. Kuku kill me o ehen.. cheesy
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:37am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Take your flat As5 outta here grin
*shakingMybiiiiigggggBumbum*

*inwizkidvoice*
My bum bum biga Dan Bombay
My bum bum make u troway
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 10:41am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*shakingMybiiiiigggggBumbum*

*inwizkidvoice*
My bum bum biga Dan Bombay
My bum bum make u troway
grin grin.. Lalastikh.lala, pls come and ban this lady for breaking rule NO 8 ---"Don't post false information on Nairaland".

If you stand against the wall, we don’t know where the wall ends and your ass begins! grin

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by HaneefahRN(f): 10:41am On May 07, 2016
OP, wa pe ju obo lo.
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 10:42am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Bro why? Kikiki.. Kuku kill me, hahan. Na laugh I b dy laugh lataro.. Kuku kill me o ehen.. cheesy
We will not take it!! We will not accept it!!

Flat as5 ladies screaming --" LMFAO " must be banned! grin

Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:43am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
At bolded, or what?

You see, I have this problem of doing exactly what I have been told not to do!
or we wie descend on u
U don't want to follow us to our kingdom dis night.. Do u?
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:44am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
No guy here will want to give u a doggy undecided
No offeinse cheesy grin

Chair lady --" Association of Flat AS5"

I hail your Association!!

UP ASSO wink cheesy cheesy
*clappingMyHands*

Is it ur yansh?
Y u come take am personal mr smelly, our bf like it like dat. Ask kingrex1 and donbenedict cheesy
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:46am On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
grin grin
Awon derailers ti take over grin

Smellymouth, donbenedict and naughtynaughty should be given the best derailer for 2016
lol what Shuld I nominate u for ooooo

Lol, they say u sound like agbero pple
Hahahahaha
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by donbenedict(m): 10:47am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
No guy here will want to give u a doggy undecided
No offeinse cheesy grin

Chair lady --" Association of Flat AS5"

I hail your Association!!

UP ASSO wink cheesy cheesy
guyyyyy grin Omo where u dey see all these flat assed chics from shocked gawwwwwd..
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:51am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahahahahah.. the as5 is flatter than my chest grin
kikiki.. See hateu2 life in ceremony!
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:52am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
We will not take it!! We will not accept it!!

Flat as5 ladies screaming --" LMFAO " must be banned! grin
stop, stop please, im goina pee! cheesy
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 10:52am On May 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
grin grin.. Lalastikh.lala, pls come and ban this lady for breaking rule NO 8 ---"Don't post false information on Nairaland".

If you stand against the wall, we don’t know where the wall ends and your ass begins! grin
allah, I dunno y u Neva chop ban seff..
E dey surprise me
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 11:00am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
or we wie descend on u
U don't want to follow us to our kingdom dis night.. Do u?
Descend on me? Hahaha, I laugh you in vernacular.. You sef no go wan use dame patience do stripper na.. Abi you wan use clipper do Pedicure..
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Smellymouth: 11:06am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
allah, I dunno y u Neva chop ban seff..
E dey surprise me
cheesy grin who wan ban ALAGA 1? grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by KingRex1(m): 11:06am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*clappingMyHands*

Is it ur yansh?
Y u come take am personal mr smelly, our bf like it like dat. Ask kingrex1 and donbenedict cheesy
I dey okay wit hateu2 sexy ass
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 11:08am On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Descend on me? Hahaha, I laugh you in vernacular.. You sef no go wan use dame patience do stripper na.. Abi you wan use clipper do Pedicure..
lemme jor
After calling u d sultan of sokoto ure here bullying me

Whrs my hateu2 sef
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 11:21am On May 07, 2016
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 11:27am On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
lemme jor After calling u d sultan of sokoto ure here bullying me
Whrs my hateu.2 sef
kikikiki... E pain her tongue
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:02pm On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Fear fear somborry grin . She don trip. But dont worEE I know how to handle my thing well, you wont get hurt, pinky promise! grin
I said keep ur dccck mr abokki grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:03pm On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
lemme jor
After calling u d sultan of sokoto ure here bullying me

Whrs my hate.u2 sef
GF, I yam here jooor cheesy
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:05pm On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
I said gimme ur dccck mr abokki grin
Modified..


Ofcos, I am a cheerful giver! grin
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by vicdall(f): 12:06pm On May 07, 2016
enshi:
Am happy i havent recieved any serious insults yet.. ... It therefore means my points and plight were understood...... First person to contact me would do.... Permit me to add a banker too... Thanks..... Less i forget happy budget signing day nairalanders
And what do you do for a living Mister man
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:09pm On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
GF, I yam here jooor cheesy
evriwhr just dry. No thread to even derail
Biko creAte one already
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:10pm On May 07, 2016
KingRex1:
I dey okay wit hat.eu2 sexy ass
my sexy asss
*covering eyes*
I yam blushing embarassed
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
kikiki.. See hat.eu2 life in ceremony!
undecided undecided undecided
U too don join awon dagborun abi
Awon smellymouth and donbenedict na bad influence oooo. Be kiaful embarassed
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 07, 2016
naughtynaughty:
evriwhr just dry. No thread to even derail
Biko creAte one already
make we create interview segmenthuh Just me and u.
When any derailer come, we will just pursue am fast fast cheesy

Abi u get one in mind
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:17pm On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
undecided undecided undecided
U too don join awon dagborun abi
Awon smellymouth and donbenedict na bad influence oooo. Be kiaful embarassed
Bros before chicks! tongue
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by Nobody: 12:18pm On May 07, 2016
HateU2:
make we create interview segmenthuh Just me and u.
When any derailer come, we will just pursue am fast fast cheesy

Abi u get one in mind
sounds cool
Re: Am Now Ready For A Relationship by donbenedict(m): 12:19pm On May 07, 2016
AirSultan:
Bros before chicks! tongue
remind me to buy u a drink cool
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