IghravweIG:

Yes my fellow Elder.
Enough is enough jare.
Pls kindly inform Elder Sunnepa17, Ray400, Frasier, Maccabi, the Village head Okitaiji and other council members.
We must leave for the village shrine b4 noon to seek the face of d gods over our plight.
We have had enough!
Today, it is either d gods come to us or we go to them. RUBBISH!!!

ray4000:
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lonngmann:

After telling my parents that I will print me callup letter today, only to see another shocker this morning.

Nysc ti Fe somilenu, ofe somi di oniro

undisputedk:


No mind that bot. Na Seun dey sex-starve am. Welcome back

Slimfitdiva:
Aieboocar, maccaroni, fraiser, sunnypa, gift, oyehomie , village ewu nd oda elders of d hamlet..... Chai! Okitaiji don bribe una abi See as una fall my hand big tym no kom show 4 d village square.... Uhnnn......dairis God oooo

Slimfitdiva:
Page #290# is dedicated to my kid bro...happy birthday 2 him...sis loves him sooooooo

callMeAlpha:
All those without date should check again,And remember to thank me later,I jst called my elder brother who works with Nysc,He said they shifted the date to tomorrow so they could inform people without dates wen to print theirs He said we re all printing ours together Tomorrow
Mine has always been showing, He said due to lack of funds b4 the budget was passed,They initially planed on merging those without dates with batch b Bt since the budget has been passed and signed, they decided to fall back to the initial plan of all stream 2 going together,This information is 200% accurate. .so no need to fear

suogal:
which other babe do you know. tell me now

dadizgurl:
*runs out of ghost mode..... laughing hysterically
Morning ppl . now y'all calm down
if u remembered when stream one printed their own it didn't start going till late in evening and even if NYSC said its now tomorrow 24hrs wee not kill us.
for those of us dat didn't get the dates on our sms . as long as you've got ur call up no , nd ur dashboard is still saying batch A., nd ur sms didnt say because ur not in batch A, I think we are safe.
Meanwhile for those dat dont knw wot to tell dia ppl just tell dem d tin is coming up according to when u registered. nd u regd late so ur own go show from tomorrow
I hope I get the same SOD with some of u here .

#IrepStream2 #teamPatience #21stMay

Slimfitdiva:
Aieboocar, maccaroni, fraiser, sunnypa, gift, oyehomie , village ewu nd oda elders of d hamlet..... Chai! Okitaiji don bribe una abi See as una fall my hand big tym no kom show 4 d village square.... Uhnnn......dairis God oooo

inspire700:

you funny die....you must be a great philanthropist o. God bless you for those awesome gifts you have dropped for the person that will encounter them first.

GROOOVE:
In a land of PANIC and a time of danger, the tranquility of a city lies on the shoulder of one man, his name....
VILLAGEGOAT

Oyehomie:
Hiiiiiiiiiiii pals.......




Me back frm leave ooo

callMeAlpha:
All those without date should check again,And remember to thank me later,I jst called my elder brother who works with Nysc,He said they shifted the date to tomorrow so they could inform people without dates wen to print theirs He said we re all printing ours together Tomorrow
Mine has always been showing, He said due to lack of funds b4 the budget was passed,They initially planed on merging those without dates with batch b Bt since the budget has been passed and signed, they decided to fall back to the initial plan of all stream 2 going together,This information is 200% accurate. .so no need to fear

Ifabernard:


haha fear not....nysc no go eva try rubbish if de no wan mk amadioha do dem sheygay

VillageGOAT:
My uncle working in aso rock just called my elder brother working in CBN, who in turn called my senior brother working in the ministry of finance, my senior brother later called my aunty working in NNPC, who later called my aunty junior sister working in WAEC office, who in turn called my uncle's aunty boyfriend sister working in jumia who finally called my junior elder brother working in NYSC headquarters and they told me that we are going to print our call up letter today, whether dem rumour mongers like it or not.

Fraiser:
babe no vex jare, I dey on my way to d village square wen I hear dat news sey cul no b today again, as I hear am lyk dis, fuel just finish for my car just lyk dat... I infact d car battery sef die join, bur I don already go buy fuel nd new ba3 sha... I go show for d village square dis eveni sha nd mobilise d oda elders to do d same

ray4000:
VillageGoat how far I see ur hand work yesterday, u too much.

VillageGOAT:
My uncle working in aso rock just called my elder brother working in CBN, who in turn called my senior brother working in the ministry of finance, my senior brother later called my aunty working in NNPC, who later called my aunty junior sister working in WAEC office, who in turn called my uncle's aunty boyfriend sister working in jumia who finally called my junior elder brother working in NYSC headquarters and they told me that we are going to print our call up letter today, whether dem rumour mongers like it or not.

weareus:
A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving.
Right inside the school when the exam was on going,a gal who was looking gorgeous was 'cutting eye' for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look.
The guy went straight to the girl to find out what her problem was.
It was Maths, so the corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question.
After the exam, the Corper wanted to chat up with the girl
"do u think i'm a prostitute? The girl answered rudely. All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo, that's my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!....
The corper said: "do you think I studied Mathematics in the University?
Mtcheeeew!!! all those answers I gave to you were fake!"
The Girl slumped...

Lol and chill out guys... Ease the tension...WeAreUs..we are together in this

Aieboocaar:

Hapi birthday to him! How was ur night ma?