written by: DJ Virus 1. You drive by when you're in need of money.
You see a bank with nobody at the atm.
you rush in.
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2. You can boldly see [OUT OF SERVICE]
Then you clean your eyes and check again www.nairaland.com/attachments/3710109_2349_jpegfb44aa26f71f365599ebdc553ff8e3b2
3. but, you have to go to the bank with long queue www.nairaland.com/attachments/3706513_img20160402152659edit_jpeg7824a56df997cc042ee28e0102b75cea
4. You See The Long Queue www.nairaland.com/attachments/3677945_58638_jpeg88eb2ef81f8ad36e9237ba6b8e5de0ec
5. No other choice, you join the queue www.nairaland.com/attachments/3677928_58637_jpeg9aff8c892fa5832c65c689ca83c0eaf3
6. After waiting for 30mins, someone comes to tell you he was here before you www.nairaland.com/attachments/3707206_article232635919D8144E000005DC401634x511_jpgbde072354c425217e78cfd0cb3566fbb
7. You'll be like, oga, no provoke mewww.nairaland.com/attachments/3710122_2348_jpeg6fda563eaba98cd3192e236a22682554
8. Then, people on the queue start supporting the man. so you have to make way for the man. but, withdrawing 1k will not waste time naa
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9. Then, you see people with more than 4 ATM cardswww.nairaland.com/attachments/3710116_2388_jpeg61131a26a2b84ea4467b7f843db0f746
10. But, you still keep cool and wait for you turnwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3710179_rubbish_jpegcf98c6c688ca08fa5a316f4da975ee31
12. An ovaSabi guy just walks in and thinks everybody queuing is a fool. he decides to use the atm with nobody on it. on inserting his card, you wave himwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3677998_image3a58643_jpeg77d8a010d84f930001b09c474a3c3005
13. ATM swallows his card, you're likehttps://funnypicturesgallery.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1351737293781_funny-pictures.jpg14. He then walks into the bank to go and complainwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3706682_whensomeoaddsuonagroupdatdoesntconcernu_jpeg09c13e565584094aad9e3a77864d1ae015. Finally, you're the next person to withdraw, but that pretty lady wants to withdraw all the money in the ATMwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3706590_facedissapointe1462285312347_jpegaeab505ef3bd745e1802c7877c520943
16. She calls bank security to come help her on the ATM machine
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17. You finally step out to withdraw www.nairaland.com/attachments/3709525_dancefat_jpeg8201f440a617d84c6e7f6302b026baa3
18. YOU WITHDRAW AND DANCE YOUR WAY HOMEwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3709151_dance_jpeg6ab50ecc1a8efd326a50d52464c29b2c |
