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This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:03am On May 15, 2016
I nor go school -----------> Illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
I wan marry -----------> girls de form
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I subscribe -----------> No Network
> Go to farm........Fulani herdsmen
I Nairaland.......lalasticala nor wan move thread to frontpage.
NIGERIA NO EASY OOOOOOO.
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by anonym0us: 10:06am On May 15, 2016
Have you blame refiner today
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by myfantasies(f): 10:11am On May 15, 2016
D country no tire u reach me

Just imagine i bought 5litres of fuel for d price of 800 naira in a filling station after waiting in line for about 3hrs

Infact i think it's best i start trekking to d nearest country
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:18am On May 15, 2016
myfantasies:
D country no tire u reach me

Just imagine i bought 5litres of fuel for d price of 800 naira in a filling station after waiting in line for about 3hrs

Infact i think it's best i start trekking to d nearest country
Abeg I wan be your trek mate. Wait let me carry my luggages .
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by myfantasies(f): 10:21am On May 15, 2016
Agimor:
Abeg I wan be your trek mate. Wait let me carry my luggages .
Which luggage huh

I am not carrying any luggage ooo

I don't want wat will weigh me down

Delay is dangerous
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Sadeeq4u(m): 10:30am On May 15, 2016
You try to be Funny..... Still couldn't laugh.
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:37am On May 15, 2016
myfantasies:
Which luggage huh

I am not carrying any luggage ooo

I don't want wat will weigh me down

Delay is dangerous
Lol I need to carry my certificates then,very necessary cause I don't want to engage in menial jobs when we get to our destination oh.
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by myfantasies(f): 10:40am On May 15, 2016
Agimor:
Lol I need to carry my certificates then,very necessary cause I don't want to engage in menial jobs when we get to our destination oh.
Certificate is fine

But just make sure you package it properly, in case rain starts falling on the way
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:42am On May 15, 2016
Sadeeq4u:
You try to be Funny..... Still couldn't laugh.
Even at gun point you wouldn't laugh so swerve.
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:45am On May 15, 2016
myfantasies:
Certificate is fine

But just make sure you package it properly, in case rain starts falling on the way
No cause for alarm because they are fully and we'll laminated.
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Sadeeq4u(m): 10:48am On May 15, 2016
Agimor:
Even at gun point you wouldn't laugh so swerve.
Gun point and laugh in a sentence?? Jeez!
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Agimor(op): 10:57am On May 15, 2016
Sadeeq4u:
Gun point and laugh in a sentence?? Jeez!
Go and look for your playmate I have better stuff to attend to Gratias!
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by refiner(f): 11:40am On May 15, 2016
anonym0us:
Have you blame refiner today
....lol..maka whyhuh
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by anonym0us: 3:28pm On May 15, 2016
refiner:
....lol..maka whyhuh
because she's contesting for miss nairaland
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by refiner(f): 7:09pm On May 15, 2016
anonym0us:
because she's contesting for miss nairaland
..lolgringrin...

what does contesting for nairaland do with the topic?undecided
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Iceberg3: 6:51pm On May 16, 2016
Agimor:
I nor go school -----------> Illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
I wan marry -----------> girls de form
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I subscribe -----------> No Network
> Go to farm........Fulani herdsmen
I Nairaland.......lalasticala nor wan move thread to frontpage.
NIGERIA NO EASY OOOOOOO.
nairaland sef,ppl no dey smile o....not one single 'like' or even 'share' sef,chai! Buhari sef..
Re: This Country Self Tire Person by Iceberg3: 6:57pm On May 16, 2016
myfantasies:
D country no tire u reach me

Just imagine i bought 5litres of fuel for d price of 800 naira in a filling station after waiting in line for about 3hrs

Infact i think it's best i start trekking to d nearest country
mmmmmuah...dont go,baby.
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