Fraiser:
his balls are big and hefty? U sure sey okitaiji nogo go for medical check up ba?

no be hospital matter den be, slimfitdiva will take care of them in due course...

ray4000:

Which 'tomatoes' Now way tomatoes scares. Make I join u, no laud am

abeg leave the tomatoes for me alone, it's only me that can handle them for slimfitdiva

#Team kano,add me to ur group chat-here is my number: 07068455937

NYSC STREAM 2 POSTPONEMENT-What next? Special grace and gratitude to Almighty for sparing our life up till now and making our peaceful protest successful.Some are in the hospital suffering from terminal disease,some are not privileged to be PCM like us,some are also not as privileged as ours to be the league of great potentials,Batch A stream 2, among others.Indeed,it is a joy on our part to express our exceptionality in the history of Nigerial;it really shows uniqueness among ourselves and also great potential in all PCM'S stream 2.Kudos to all participants and non-participants for the resilience and perseverance. You are worthy of emulation for letting the nation hear our longed silence;it is indeed necessary at this auspicious postponement to express our suspicious grievances. Well,Life is not always an expression of what you propose sometimes but the irony is that it works perfectly and efficiently well for your everlasting joy.Believe it or not,it is not unavoidable in the journey of life. Back in the last month,you might be wondering or feeling perplexed to have seen your mate serving their fatherland while you are awaiting for stream 2 in the subsequent month with a greater hope:just a little time to the anticipated date,you overheard a lot of rumours as discouragement-changing date,insufficient funds,merging stream 2 with upcoming batch B among others.It felt very much intense in your mind regarding your personal plans- getting a well-paid job,doing your master...Hmm,Few were already doing some manageable jobs forcefully trading it off in lieu to orientation exercise.But in reality,who is to be blamed?Government?NYSC? PCM?...somethings awaits u,Find out and fix it perfectly! However,This had never happened in the history of NYSC since its establishment on 22nd May 1973 by the General Yakubu Gowon administration.So look inward and introspectively to your endeavours,see the awaiting time judiciously useful like self development,helping others,finding solitions to myriads of problem to mention a few and also view it as a huge and immense blessing coming your way for there is always a golden light at the end of every tunnel...be the best you can be,be the change you want to see for one special day-You will be celebrated.Stay and remain blessed until the desired blessings comes your way. #GOD BLESS YOU# #GOD BLESS NIGERIA# #GOD BLESS ALL PCM'S STREAM 2# O M I T E C H, 07068455937 @ omileyetaiwo@yahoo.com!

God please enter DG's or whoever is to determine our date's heart and help him make a quick decision please!!! I'm so tired of this boring house.. I'm getting fat and my head is starting to look like that of a bull already!!! OMG!

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

Greetings from Benin City sir,
Your talent as a stimulator of laughter & fun is very much appreciated & celebrated.
You have indeed been consistent & committed. The entire citizens of this village are proud of you. I can confidently say, a village without a goat is a ghost town. Thank God we have you here.
Do not relent to further sharpen & shapen your skill because, I believe a man's gift is his lift.

Thank you sir & God bless for putting smiles on our faces.

okitaiji:
abeg leave the tomatoes for me alone, it's only me that can handle them for slimfitdiva

Chaiii, what are we friends for

Modified**

ray4000:
No wonder******

Lol

Lvlink:


chey! Ejor! I no know say na you oooo.

Infact you are above the law! U fit do anytin you like for this village nothing dey shele!

Smile

Lol...Nah wetin ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fink ooo D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shele padie....abi oo

okitaiji:
chaii my guy wetin u dey use wash her from head to toe, hope no be wetin I dey think. no wonder that's why loveablechi no dey allow you go outside be that

okitaiji:
before nko so na who he thinks he is reporting before

Chaii....**whisper 2 his ear**nah bcoz ℓ̊ b minister of pretty gurls affairs ƒօɾ ogun whatsapp group, dahz wot he wan report ♍ƺ for*

Fraiser:
lol... Okitaiji and ray4000 wia una dey, una attention is needed here...

I saw Sunnepa doing something somewhere
cc
Okitaiji
fraiser
Oyehomie
Sunnepa
Lvlink
Slimfitdiva
Ray004

Precious91:
I saw Sunnepa doing something somewhere cc Okitaiji fraiser Oyehomie Sunnepa Lvlink Slimfitdiva Ray004

Hmmmm

Precious91:
Good afternoon villagers.Elders of our land I hail you.I want to report someone in this village to the elders.His name is S****pa.
cc: Mazis
Friaser
Okitaiji
VillageGoat.
Oyehomie
SMartins1
Ray004

Lovelibeache
Slimfitdiva
CandiceJay
Marluv
suogal
lvlink
and other elders.

precious91, longest time. what hz sunnaepa17 done

Fraiser:
tank God u are now a free man my G, hope u saw d bread nd tea wey send make okitaiji help me give u for NL prison... U re welcom back bro...

I saw bread and water ooo... really happy to be back on NL

okitaiji:
wow baba there are enemies of progress. tnx for ur relentless effort too. our stream has enter the history book of nysc already because we refuse to tied down like zoobies...

That's true man...thank God am a free man.

SMartins1:
precious91, longest time. what hz sunnaepa17 done

after all he has done with girls in this village,he went to town for other girls

Lvlink:

welcome back my lv. Since you left, some people come dey shyke me, but i no gree.


I miss you soooooooooo much!

My sugar crush! This one of the reasons I love you. our link strong die. Miss you more. Just leave them make them dey shyke married woman, na so other people to go collect dia wife.

Precious91:

I saw Sunnepa doing something somewhere
cc
Okitaiji
fraiser
Oyehomie
Sunnepa
Lvlink
Slimfitdiva
Ray004

tell us what u see, if it is something that will warrant us to take him to the village shrine for cleansing then we will do that

Sunnepa17:



Chaii....**whisper 2 his ear**nah bcoz ℓ̊ b minister of pretty gurls affairs ƒօɾ ogun whatsapp group, dahz wot he wan report ♍ƺ for*

ok... so dem been carry una go ogun together? if that is d case abeg na d survival of d fittest na hin sure pass lol..

okitaiji:
tell us what u see, if it is something that will warrant us to take him to the village shrine for cleansing then we will do that

the guy,after all he did with girls in this village,caught him with city girls.He even wanted one of them to follow him to mountain top

okitaiji:
I said nothing but the truth

okitaiji,why you dey lie

Sunnepa17:



Chaii....**whisper 2 his ear**nah bcoz ℓ̊ b minister of pretty gurls affairs ƒօɾ ogun whatsapp group, dahz wot he wan report ♍ƺ for*

lol.You don report yourself already.Ts a good one

ray4000:

Chaiii, what are we friends for

lol... we are friends to protect each others back but not to share my tomatoes with me because u kno dey don cost now for mkt abi i lie? slimfitdiva

Precious91:

after all he has done with girls in this village,he went to town for other girls

Sunnepa17! come and defend ur self!

So na like this children's day go pass and all the Elders and Iyales go just dey silent... Issokay... I sha know I'm entitled to lolli pop and ice cream. Or am I not a shildren...

Sunnepa17:
Lol...Nah wetin ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fink ooo D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shele padie....abi oo

chaiii so u hav turn urself to loveablechi sponge? u dey even clean every every for her body hmmm Ghod dey watch u

Phemmy0011:
God please enter DG's or whoever is to determine our date's heart and help him make a quick decision please!!! I'm so tired of this boring house.. I'm getting fat and my head is starting to look like that of a bull already!!! OMG!

hehehe.... I can't laugh o jare

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

Hmmm, Chief VillageG himself. I only wish i could lecture this power holding people. They're even more frustrating than NYSC. I'm really missing here

VillageGOAT how r you dear...........missed you plenty o

someone confirmed it to me that they've started cleaning up nysc camp at Tsafe in zamfara state today probably in preparation for stream 11.