This story remind me of how I followed a babe I met fur the first time to her lodge. On getting there she started seducing me.

We started kissing. At a point she got up and brought out condom from her wardrobe, nah día I weak. I tactfully calmed her down and took to my heels

hw were u able to wear back ur trouser,grab d condom from her and stil pick race at same time without d 3men caughting up with u

This is super story.......

to those saying you can't meet a girl and commence the do same day, just say you have not experienced it before.

I recall those days in school, during the December hols. if you don't go home, town girls come around FUTA gate and hang around and you can talk to them and take them "out" same day and they "take in" afterwards same day.

one of such days i saw this girl hanging around FUTA gate. I immediately recognized her as one of those. the school looked scanty and everything stood out.

I made move to approach her and as soon as I did, this bro called me. his name is mex . not a student but is around the school since time immemorial to be part of the school furniture. like the gate. or part of the school living thing. like mr akinola who failed to pass me in engineering drawing 202.

anyway the guy started advicing me. like.... guy you no know where these girls dey come from. she fit be witch. think about your life guy. etc. I became remorseful. and stopped.

but as soon as I did. the guy just took five steps forward and started spinning the girl.

I was wowed. the guy never even looked back.

just took the girl to an abandoned veiwing centre and played the match standing

ẸGBẸ ẸYẸ L'ẸYẸ NWỌTỌ.
BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHERS NEVER TIRED OF CONGREGATING TO THE NEAREST PROXIMITY

opianoay:
hw were u able to wear back ur trouser,grab d condom from her and stil pick race at same time without d 3men caughting up with u

Hmmm CAUGHTING up... Na wah.

honestly,some guys can be crazy. u met a lady in d bush first time and u just went ahead to have carnal knowledge of her. pls,guys should desist from thinking with their "DICK". ur foolishness is indubitable. I honestly dont sympathize with u. u would av died a careless death and God would av even punish u between. I hope ,henceforth,u would use ur brain to think.

see, immediately I am in abuja or Lagos, I don't help anyone irrespective of gender bcus of my past experience.

OP, Thank God u escaped. But the one thing I can't forgive you for is the fast that you used my name as your moniker. Now what do want people to be thinking about those who go by the name?

SuzieeDee:
Hail Konji....Twale

I looked into your eyes and guess what i saw.....conji

Omotayor123:
Sorry boo
How are you doing?

I'm fine. I didn't realize how much I missed ur mention till I saw ur comment here

MrPresident1:
Foolish OP. Konji would have ended your life and destiny.

konji na bastard

Why you followed a strange girl, you met in the bush, into the bush to f*uck is beyond me!

It shows how mentally ret*arded you are! No sane person would do that!

So you, coming on NL to warn people about your insane behaviour is like coming here to warn people against sticking their finger into a fire!

You should have gone to a website where your fellow ret*arded people go to. Or visit a psychiatrist for a thorough mental evaluation!

Omotayor123:
But you get liver ooo... To bang everything bangable without thinking twice And to think it's someone you don't know from Adam!

Oshofree they kill ooo. Tnx God for your testimony, I hope you and other guys like you learn from this.

The running part funny die

op come o, u said d gal is heavily endowed. coman lookat dis one. is she d geh?

ellypicos:
Its a hard to believe story. Having sex with someone you just met for inside bush for that matter. Na so conji hold you? Then you grab the thing con run run run run. Abeg jor The story doesn't just add up.

afterall he claims he gave his neighbours a half baked story. how are we supposed to trust dis story atall

owoatiswag:

Yes bro... It is FRICTION *sigh* Wonder hw this country will move forward with this

how do you mean sire

DedeNkem:
Why you followed a strange girl, you met in the bush, into the bush to f*uck is beyond me!

It shows how mentally ret*arded you are! No sane person would do that!

So you coming on NL to warn people about your insane behaviour is like coming here to warn people against sticking their finger into a fire!

You should have gone to a website where your fellow ret*arded people go to. Or visit a psychiatrist for a thorough mental evaluation!

Hahaha,this is just too funny.i love this comment.stup1d OP.

Gabriel6:
if i hasn't i wont post it for others to learn

Shut up,fool.dem for kidnap u small sef.oniranu, dem too like awoof awoof pu*** won finish you

Why she no just go ashowoh house than 2 waste her time 4 bush, there she for get as many spam as possible,

Imaginary tale

Peckygirl:






Are you for real? How on earth will you have sex with a lady you m et on the bush that same day. Dog is even better than you. Nonsence.

inemo o, ingrish o

igboboy3:
Sex is never for free!!!

How will a sane human engage in knacks with a girl he has just met.


Adonbilivdis

is it for sell? Just that he was at d wrong place at d wrong time

Chai!!
some people can lie ehn

oodua1stson:
friction?

noblegrex:
yeah!+ suction presure

I noticed even the op used "non friction", can you people just correct him already,it's fiction, simple, back to the topic, although I don't believe the story, I have seen some sexually reckless guys,who will bang strangers anywhere, especially when travelling

YoursGEJ:
They want to make akamu for their oracle na. Hunger dey catch the thing



This man makes the most useless and stupid comments here on Nairaland. He even deserves an award for his stupidity. Oh boy did you even read the headline not to talk of the post?

Exactly he wants the monkeys to take the pics for him.

Why u dey go knack for bush.Ori na ohia.

What did ur neighbors tel ur parent wen they heard u were born?Cos u were born mumu

[quote author=opianoay post=46038353]hw were u able to wear back ur trouser,grab d condom from her and stil pick race at same time without d 3men caughting up with u


hmmm.This ur grammer no be here o

Congratulations 🎊! You actually transitioned from death to life!

[quote author=opianoay post=46038353]hw were u able to wear back ur trouser,grab d condom from her and stil pick race at same time without d 3men caughting up with u


hmmm.This ur grammar no be here o.hahaha

Pure lies from d pit of hell .. How can u see a total stranger in d bush and d next minute u r already having sex with her ...hmmmmmmm I don't belief Di's any way..

Sperm chasers.