1.The Noise makers Crew

These ones have no other job except from playing music
They take it serious even more than an "official mission''.Immediately PHCN takes the light they put on their generators and continue to " gbedulize" late into night even during examination periods they are still up all night "gbedulizing".

I love them for one thing however on Sunday Mornings They begin to play Christian songs by artists like Don Moen, Frank Edwards e.t.c by 12:00 pm however they switch it back to gbedu.

2.The HungerBad crew

These ones carry spoons in their pockets everywhere they go. Some even carry spoons to their lecture halls so as to branch to their coursemates room after classes and get some "base".

Their nose is very sensitive as they can perceive the aroma of your delicacy 10 blocks away.They arrive at your doorstep in seconds and they devour the meal you had future plans for.

3 The SUs

If you have them in your hostel you don't need an Alarm as their " skalaboshing" will definitely wake you up every morning.Their voices can be heard two hostels away.I love them for one thing however they are very respectful and will greet you almost prostrating calling you "brother" no matter how rasta u are.

4.The borrowers crew

These ones can borrow anything u have including your underwear.They come to you and start with words like "Baba I fit see matches for your hand" The moment you give them they automatically start borrowing everything you have including your underwears.

Some of them even go as far as borrowing cooked food "Baba I fit borrow one plate of beans and garri, I go give u back I swear"

5.The Runs Girls crew

These ones entertain all sorts of jollof be it Ghanian or Nigerian jollof.Different species of men flocks in and out every second.Most times you can't sleep well because of the things you hear at night.
You can never cheat these ladies as most of them walk around with a POS.

Feel free to add urs..

number 2 and 3 got me laughing. really funny

Noted

THE PUSSY NIGGAS.


this set talk about girls a lot, they talk about the beautiful girls in school,how to approach girls and when to hit the honey pot. they are the big boys crew.they find it hard to buy 500 textbook but can spend 5000 naira on a date.

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Hahahahaha

Hmmm.... I see

Lovely write up

I think I fit into the noisemakers crew although I rested on Sunday with my gbedu only to resume on Monday.

Ggbayi @ op, gari and kuli kuli drunkers n ko?

1.The Noise makers Crew These ones have no other job except from playing music .They take it serious even more than an "official mission''.Immediately PHCN takes the
light they put on their generators and continue to " gbedulize" late into night even during examination periods.

do they now allow generators in nigerian hostel ? ?

Op, which school dem dey allow una on gen for hostel?

the unauthourized choir group,they sang praise songs when someone died in the school

The runs boy crew:
They bring in different girls every minute, green,white,yellow,black, thin, fat, tall, short, as far it's a girl

The beans cooker crew:
They are specialist when it comes to cooking beans, my neighbor next door is a typical example, in fact they cook only beans

The boyfriend and girlfriend crew:
They stay together and act like husband and wife, you see them wearing same clothes sef, one recently got pregnant and she is proud of it

The g-boys crew:
They are very flashy, you see them wearing the latest clothes and using the latest gadgets while different girls flock around them


P.S: I live off-k and I have all these category of people in my hostel so I'm talking from experience

The Lesbians

OBOY NUMBER 5 NA THE BOMB...POS .... EVER_READY...

Number 4 ehn!!! Very annoying set of people

NO 5.....THEY HELP IN THE PROMOTION OF CASHLESS SOCIETY.....

Hahahahahhahahhhaaa. Nice and funny compilation.


PLEASE CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!!

6. The "Gimme This", " Gimme That" Crew


This set of people also belong to borrowers crew just a little bit advanced. They will come to your room just now and they will like "Boss, abeg you get small Garri?" and 30 minutes later they will be like "Boss, you get sugar?" and another 30 minutes they will come again and be like "Boss, you get Maggi?" and so on till they will come and ask "Bro, abeg ah fit borrow that your Jordan shoe, Suit, Spec and Boxers I get date"








[b] . . . And I'll Be Forced To Be Like
















Wollup Wollup Nigga, Na me send you come school abi? In Fact, Just Gerrrarahia Before . . .











PS: Those set of people will only call you "Boss" when they need something from you . . . Don't Be Fooled!

hmmmmmmmm

6. The Homosexual Crew

7. The Broken Crew

8. The Bad Nigga Crew

nice one lol

@OP you've nailed it all. What more can I add

The MEs

Everybody now wants to have a list.

Stoopid guys who spend their pocket money on a babe(who is probably tripping for another guy) then come inside hostel and start complaining they are broke