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Saw this on FB and believe its just enough to prepare for any job interview, especially those impomptu ones. . . Enjoy !!

uboma, davide470 can we get this thread as a sticky post on the board?

Okay. . .

And. . .

Here you go. . .

You don't give this cheap answer for a multinational unless you support them with tangible examples, else you're a goner...

Philomath1212:
You don't give this cheap answer for a multinational unless you support them with tangible examples, else you're a goner...

You're not supposed to answer word for word. These tips just give you ideas on what to say.

front page worthy

Cool

Q- Why do you need this job?
A- Because I am broke, hungry and interested in your daughter

Philomath1212:
You don't give this cheap answer for a multinational unless you support them with tangible examples, else you're a goner...

they are cheap answers to you? sorry but those multinational coy do not need your big grammar response really but your reactions before attempting their questions. Between, these are just guides and not for copy paste.

hahn:
Q- Why do you need this job?
A- Because I am broke, hungry and interested in your daughter

You can say that again

Great just perfect....

OgidiOlu3:
You're not supposed to answer word for word. These tips just give you ideas on what to say.

I laughed.

Really

That's nice

Some people answer interview questions like this student below...lolz


WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

Ma Park here first, am coming

these answers should get me the NNPC job I av been eyeing. this answers should get me the NNPC job I av been eyeing.

afreekah:
Saw this on FB and believe its just enough to prepare for any job interview, especially those impomptu ones. . . Enjoy !!

uboma, davide470 can we get this thread as a sticky post on the board?

impromptu

Nice

If you like say all these ,if they. Have someone they w ill employ before na OYO u dey...na God dey give. Job not smartness and intelligence

Jah bless yah...

Nice one OP

This is very very helpful 8 must confess and handy too just in case it's impromptu.. Saved image for future use and reference

I pray we all looking for jobs that our next interview will get us that dream job of ours

Thanks OP and Nairaland, I don bookmark this page.

With this, my intending employer don enter on chance.

There's usually nothing like the perfect interview answer (unless you're interviewing with tech companies and they give you riddles to test your intelligence). Usually, if you're good enough to get called for an interview, all that matters is making the employer like you. Shikena. Be confident in your own skin, smile, and just relax. Most times there usually are no right or wrong answers, it's just how you say things that will strike them the most.

virginboy1:
Some people answer interview questions like this student below...lolz


WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

crazy student ....laughing ma ass off

[quote author=Philomath1212 post=46312782]I laughed. [/quote

No company wants the big grammar thing. Besides landing a good job is not a do-or-die affair as most people think. I think the answers will suffice. Take life easy so you can live longer.

So brief and straight to d point.....

Nice...
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