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i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op):
Before we begin this armchair discussion, gaze upon my dp as it would come handy as we go on...

yesterday I consumed a very dubious chemical cocktail and passed out...then I had a dream. In that dream I saw my girlfriend making out with a little thing. The little man was annoyingly moaning and it got worse when he became lalasticlala.
I woke up crying, feeling weak and tired like I had run an Olympic race and lost...

Anyway, I need a new girlfriend. I need the ugliest nairalander to be my girl..Fyn gals mata don taya me!!
please point me to her direction ..
and I need her 2 9t.
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by PrincessAnna: 8:24pm On Jun 12, 2016
Dumb
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Apelex(m): 8:24pm On Jun 12, 2016
Guy go make money you go tire for Girlzzz...trust me
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:28pm On Jun 12, 2016
PrincessAnna:
Dumb
here is one.. where are the others? come quickly before I make my choice o
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by dollyjoy(f): 8:28pm On Jun 12, 2016
Common sense, some people no get. undecided
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:29pm On Jun 12, 2016
Apelex:
Guy go make money you go tire for Girlzzz...trust me
bros, I don tire already..
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 12, 2016
*raises hand* UNCLE ME!!!
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by sinaj(f): 8:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
Lemme seat here
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
dollyjoy:
Common sense, some people no get. undecided
you are too fine na...gerarahere..
I don't need people like you!!
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:32pm On Jun 12, 2016
crotonite:
*raises hand* UNCLE ME!!!
yes...can u point me to her direction?
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:33pm On Jun 12, 2016
sinaj:
Lemme seat here
do u know who she is?
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
yes...can u point me to her direction?
U! grin
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
Hehehehe. They are not hard to find grin
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
crotonite:
U! grin
smh
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:38pm On Jun 12, 2016
Omittesb:
Hehehehe. They are not hard to find grin
bring them here na
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
smh
DON'T SHAKE UR HEAD. IT INTENSIFIES UR :-XYNESS. cheesy
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:41pm On Jun 12, 2016
crotonite:
DON'T SHAKE UR HEAD. IT INTENSIFIES UR :-XYNESS. cheesy
show me the girl na abeg
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
bring them here na
Go look around. There are plenty fish in the water.
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 8:47pm On Jun 12, 2016
It is that girl that commented up there
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:47pm On Jun 12, 2016
Omittesb:
Go look around. There are plenty fish in the water.
I have seen just one..
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:51pm On Jun 12, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
It is that girl that commented up there
which one?
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
I have seen just one..
Ok. Manage am
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2016
Omittesb:
Ok. Manage am
no one ugly pass am?
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:04pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
which one?
Look well.... you will see her
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:04pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
which one?
Look well.... you will see her
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 9:09pm On Jun 12, 2016
I'll make known my new girlfriend exactly 22:16 today...
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jun 12, 2016
DLondonboiy:
show me the girl na abeg
OK. HER NAME STARTS WITH 'IRU....U'. SHE WOWO DIE. THE DAY I SAW HER DP EH, I WENT THREE STRAIGHT DAYS WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER.
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jun 12, 2016
Hmmmm.....undecidedundecided

Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 9:25pm On Jun 12, 2016
crotonite:
OK. HER NAME STARTS WITH 'IRU....U'. SHE WOWO DIE. THE DAY I SAW HER DP EH, I WENT THREE STRAIGHT DAYS WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER.
ha..who come be iru again??
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by DLondonboiy(op): 9:40pm On Jun 12, 2016
I need the ugly ladies here na....
iru please come na
please...please...
fine gals have taya meeee** weeping uncontrollably**
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jun 12, 2016
Is it me?
Or hateu2?
Or Prettythicksme ?
Biaaa bestie and thicksme come hia.. Who ugly pass amng us grin
Re: i will never date a beautiful lady, ever! by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jun 12, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Is it me?
Or hatteu2?
Or Prettythhicksme ?
Biaaa bestie and thicksme come hia.. Who ugly pass amng us grin
heheheheh
Who will judge now?
Make we call drnnttt cheesy or smelly?
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