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Amefrica:
We've all been in that situation where we get curved "nicely" by a girl. But hey, those nice lines have deep meaning. Here's a peek at 10 of the common ones.

1. I see/think of you as a brother. Or, you're like a brother to me.

Translation: You give me the creeps. And you're better off in the brother/friend zone.

2. You're a little bit too older than I am.

Translation: I may as well look for a sugar daddy.

3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way/I don't like you like that.

Translation: I don't wannna be seen in public with a fu-ckface like you.

4. My life is too complicated right now.

Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?

5. I've got a boyfriend/I'm seeing someone at the moment.

Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat or dog and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6. I really don't like dating men where I work.

Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the
same solar system, much less the same building.

7. It's not you, it's me.

Translation: It's you. Be fooled not, bro!

8. I'm concentrating on my career.

Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.

Translation: If you were the only guy left on Earth, I'd become a sister.

10. Let's be friends instead.

Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with.

Remember to drop yours below!

Calmwaters:
Make I sit down wait comments

Surfboard:
Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?

Calmwaters:
Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

Calmwaters:
Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

donTbone:
#throwsDownTheMat...



* you are the best guy, loving and caring but we can't just date. We are better as friends.

Translation: abeg wait small make I still dey press your mumu button.

skarlett:
Believe the op at your own risk

walcut:
*crying*
so this was wat she meant when she replied me with one and ten?

Freakypinky:
You know how we roll.

Calmwaters:
Make am 5 bottles abeg make I run buy suya join

Amefrica:
Okay! So you're saying you've not used any of those lines before?

Surfboard:
Abeg, shift make I join you. You like orijin?

Calmwaters:
Make I sit down wait comments

SANDOSKI:
*Grabs a seat, I go follow chop dis suya.... Lol;Dsurfboard make I take one bottle I hope say u no go vex

slimthugchimee:
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa

Surfboard:
I no fit stand up abeg, ask Sandoski make she shift if space still dey.

skarlett:
Yep

slimthugchimee:
abeg sandoski shift small make i join for this origin and suya

slimthugchimee:
my guy na my sit you dey like this naaa


howva my guy tell am naaa......na my sit be that

Surfboard:
Correct guy. Every don set.