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16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:32pm On Jun 12, 2016
1. Thank him everyday for
‘saving’ you from the clutches of
spinsterhood.

You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.

2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak
in the sheets on your wedding
night.

Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.

3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.

He is always right. Just leave it.

4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.

Back to a size 8 immediately. grin grin

5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired.

Basically be superwoman. grin cheesy

6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear. grin grin

That’s true love right there.

7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.
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As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!!

8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.
grin grin

If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down. cheesy cheesy gringrin

9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.

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So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it. grin

10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you. grin grin

You know men will be men. cheesy

11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault. grin grin

If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.

12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.

Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say? grin

13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.

What are you warming?

14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.

grin Remember it’s your work, he is just helping. grin

15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores. cheesy

Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol cheesy grin

16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else

You know the drill.

Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever. grin
you can add your own rule.. grin grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by IamMetallic: 9:19pm On Jun 12, 2016
Pls @OP, if you find such a woman kindly lemme know, even though I no trust you.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Sharp9: 9:28pm On Jun 12, 2016
lol. African rules of relationship was written by a man. favoured men mostly

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by HaneefahRN(f): 9:34pm On Jun 12, 2016
Lolz

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by eitsei(m): 4:30am On Jun 13, 2016
If a man wants all this from a woman he can simply find clay and mould his own specific type of a wife with all these qualities

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 7:40am On Jun 13, 2016
I think these things are simple especially if a lady is brought up along this path.
Through out this write-up, I didn't come across a Man requesting for cash from a LADY, it goes to show that MEN already know their responsibilities.

It think a LADY that does these sincerely, deserves nothing but
ATTENTION, AFFECTION & APPRECIATION.
In fact, she does not only deserve to know my IGR but also deserves to be a Signatory to my personal account.

But the QUESTION remains,
Are there ladies still like this, because the last group of ladies with such qualities are all GRANNIES now and these our INDOMIE and BLACK BERRY ladies have always seen them as SLAVES as well as Good - for - Nothing MOTHERS who allowed "MEN" to have their ways.

To a WOMAN, social media does a Lot damage.
To a MAN, social media does minimal damage.
This is as a result of the content of Reasoning applicable to men.
However, LADIES are more powerful than MEN, with respect to emotional stability ( ask widows and widowers)

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 9:08am On Jun 13, 2016
Following...
But then I noticed dat d op must be a [size=15pt]Male Chauvinist[/size] if he's expecting all these from a woman jst to be loved back by her man..
These are not attributes of a Perfect wife but attributes of [size=15pt]SLAVERY IN MARRIAGE[/size].. (Not all though, I still agree with some)
OP, the poster above me and others in support of the motion, when u find such a woman do let us knw..
Meanwhile..

Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 9:13am On Jun 13, 2016
IamMetallic:
Pls @OP, if you find such a woman kindly lemme know, even though I no trust you.
Op must be high on Oshogbo weed
Hahahahhahaaaaaa

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 9:36am On Jun 13, 2016
EVILFOREST:
I think these things are simple especially if a lady is brought up along this path.
Through out this write-up, I didn't come across a Man requesting for cash from a LADY, it goes to show that MEN already know their responsibilities.

It think a LADY that does these sincerely, deserves nothing but
ATTENTION, AFFECTION & APPRECIATION.
In fact, she does not only deserve to know my IGR but also deserves to be a Signatory to my personal account.

But the QUESTION remains,
Are there ladies still like this, because the last group of ladies with such qualities are all GRANNIES now and these our INDOMIE and BLACK BERRY ladies have always seen them as SLAVES as well as Good - for - Nothing MOTHERS who allowed "MEN" to have their ways.

To a WOMAN, social media does a Lot damage.
To a MAN, social media does minimal damage.
This is as a result of the content of Reasoning applicable to men.
However, LADIES are more powerful than MEN, with respect to emotional stability ( ask widows and widowers)

Nigerian men been wanting to eat their cakes and have it since 1903 . . . . . Oshi!!!

In you twisted sense of entitlement, you didn't even see the sarcasm in the original post.

Until you raise your own child to those standards, you have no right demanding such from someone else's daughter all in the name of wife.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 10:06am On Jun 13, 2016
Ujoan:


Nigerian men been wanting to eat their cakes and have it since 1903 . . . . . Oshi!!!

In you twisted sense of entitlement, you didn't even see the sarcasm in the original post.

Until you raise your own child to those standards, you have no right demanding such from someone else's daughter all in the name of wife.
kiss kiss

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 13, 2016
Amicable24:
Following...
But then I noticed dat d op must be a [size=15pt]Male Chauvinist[/size] if he's expecting all these from a woman jst to be loved back by her man..
These are not attributes of a Perfect wife but attributes of [size=15pt]SLAVERY IN MARRIAGE[/size].. (Not all though, I still agree with some)
OP, the poster above me and others in support of the motion, when u find such a woman do let us knw..
Meanwhile..
Male chauvinist?
It is weird and funny that you didn't notice the sarcasm and humour in the original post, yet you are blowing kisses at someone who did.

@OP, you forgot the main one o, based on what I read on NL.
His mother is the number one woman in the world, but he should definitely come before your own father.
He can get another wife if you kill yourself but he can never get another mother,so behave well...do her bidding and call her per second. After her comes you guys kids, then the third position is for you, that's if his sisters/brothers or father fail to grab it first.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 13, 2016
grin grin grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by bukatyne(f): 11:17am On Jun 13, 2016
The perfect Nigerian wife grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by lilmax(m): 12:13pm On Jun 13, 2016
When he cheats forgive him,its your fault grin

Signed and sealed grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Quintee(f): 2:08pm On Jun 13, 2016
Kachisbarbie:

Male chauvinist?
It is weird and funny that you didn't notice the sarcasm and humour in the original post, yet you are blowing kisses at someone who did.

@OP, you forgot the main one o, based on what I read on NL.
His mother is the number one woman in the world, but he should definitely come before your own father.
He can get another wife if you kill yourself but he can never get another mother,so behave well...do her bidding and call her per second. After her comes you guys kids, then the third position is for you, that's if his sisters/brothers or father fail to grab it first.

Honestly, this is the one that annoys me the most. It is unfortunate that most African parents will rarely accept to come first in their married daughters' lives even if she decides to also sideline her husband and they'll do anything (no matter how demeaning) to see that their daughters stay married.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by HaneefahRN(f): 4:46pm On Jun 13, 2016
Kachisbarbie:

Male chauvinist?
It is weird and funny that you didn't notice the sarcasm and humour in the original post, yet you are blowing kisses at someone who did.

@OP, you forgot the main one o, based on what I read on NL.
His mother is the number one woman in the world, but he should definitely come before your own father.
He can get another wife if you kill yourself but he can never get another mother,so behave well...do her bidding and call her per second. After her comes you guys kids, then the third position is for you, that's if his sisters/brothers or father fail to grab it first.



Lolz. A man can even tell his wife blood is thicker than water cos of his siblings but expects her to carry him and his family on her head like gala.


The definition of a perfect Nigerian woman is (super woman), and that doesn't mean the man will stay true to you even if you use your whole life to please him.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Dabbyfab: 5:56pm On Jun 13, 2016
Odiegwu, the topic would have been "how to be a slave in marriage"

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 13, 2016
HaneefahRN:



Lolz. A man can even tell his wife blood is thicker than water cos of his siblings but expects her to carry him and his family on her head like gala.


The definition of a perfect Nigerian woman is (super woman), and that doesn't mean the man will stay true to you even if you use your whole life to please him.
lol @ gala.
Darling yaki is more appropriate...
It is not easy at all but we go dey try our best.


Quintee:

Honestly, this is the one that annoys me the most. It is unfortunate that most African parents will rarely accept to come first in their married daughters' lives even if she decides to also sideline her husband and they'll do anything (no matter how demeaning) to see that their daughters stay married.
Are you trying to tell me you are not aware husband is scarce? shocked
If you manage hustle and hook one, you should be happier than Leicester City upon winning the EPL. grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Kaira333: 7:09pm On Jun 13, 2016
Op I know dis is for fun.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by realmindz: 7:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
Nice one.....
always respect his highness, honour him, honour his father, mother, brothers, uncles, nephews, aunties...infact his ancestors, remember you are our wife

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
lilmax:
When he cheats forgive him,its your fault grin

Signed and sealed grin
Your head is there grin grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2016
Kaira333:
Op I know dis is for fun.
yeah
You think fast joor. Forget what these guys are saying. This is just for fun. grin grin
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:45pm On Jun 13, 2016
Amicable24:
Following...
But then I noticed dat d op must be a [size=15pt]Male Chauvinist[/size] if he's expecting all these from a woman jst to be loved back by her man[size=15pt]SLAVERY IN MARRIAGE[/size].. (Not all though, I still agree with some)
OP, the poster above me and others in support of the motion, when u find such a woman do let us knw..
Meanwhile..
I think You are Sixes and sevens if you believe that this post is a serious one. This is just for fun but some numbers are actually correct but not all.. Why can't you for once reason?
Numbers 4,5,8,10,11,15 are for fun man. Cheer up and stop being un necessarily flustered. grin
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 8:50pm On Jun 13, 2016
Amicable24:
Op must be high on Oshogbo weed Hahahahhahaaaaaa
I think you're high on Dusting Powder grin grin grin hahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Kaira333: 9:44pm On Jun 13, 2016
christopheru:

yeah
You think fast joor. Forget what these guys are saying. This is just for fun. grin grin
I for say jari
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Amicable24: 10:58pm On Jun 13, 2016
christopheru:

I think you're high on Dusting Powder grin grin grin hahahahahahahahahahaha
grin
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by yvelchstores(f): 11:37pm On Jun 13, 2016
I blv the op is being sarcastic. for those men commenting above who blv women shld do all these, welldone o.Mr perfect.
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by darlingtito(f): 12:50am On Jun 14, 2016
So dnt u tink a man wud get bored no arguin jus doin all his biddin,nah not possible
EVILFOREST:
I think these things are simple especially if a lady is brought up along this path.
Through out this write-up, I didn't come across a Man requesting for cash from a LADY, it goes to show that MEN already know their responsibilities.

It think a LADY that does these sincerely, deserves nothing but
ATTENTION, AFFECTION & APPRECIATION.
In fact, she does not only deserve to know my IGR but also deserves to be a Signatory to my personal account.

But the QUESTION remains,
Are there ladies still like this, because the last group of ladies with such qualities are all GRANNIES now and these our INDOMIE and BLACK BERRY ladies have always seen them as SLAVES as well as Good - for - Nothing MOTHERS who allowed "MEN" to have their ways.

To a WOMAN, social media does a Lot damage.
To a MAN, social media does minimal damage.
This is as a result of the content of Reasoning applicable to men.
However, LADIES are more powerful than MEN, with respect to emotional stability ( ask widows and widowers)
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by cococandy(f): 4:57am On Jun 14, 2016
Lmao. This thread is everything. grin grin

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 6:03am On Jun 14, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by evasweet: 6:11am On Jun 14, 2016
Mr rule disher your rules aren't balanced ND that phrase"man must be man"being used to paint a sin is from the pit of hell.

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Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 6:18am On Jun 14, 2016
cococandy:
Lmao. This thread is everything. grin grin
sure grin grin

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