₦airaland Forum

1. When you get to Yaba and see the queue
for the
shuttle.

2. You, passing Love Garden at night, looking
at
all the couples like:

Later you’ll be crying that you’re pregnant.

kotinu!

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3. When you see people dressing for lectures
like
it’s Lagos fashion week


Please go and collect your prize from the
Dean.

4. How the library looks around exam time:

Ah! These many students even know where
the library is.

5. When NEPA waits till exam time to become
completely useless.


How will I now read, ehn?

6. When you see people using street lamp
and GTB
ATM light to do overnight reading.


You people are the real students oh!

7. How Ampitheatre looks during exam
prayers:


See all of them. Na by this one?

8. When your squatter brings their own
squatters.

See all of them. Na by this one?

9. When porters come and start checking for
squatters in the middle of the night.

Hay God. What is it?

10. When one small celebrity comes around
and
you see people throwing their home training
in the
dustbin.


Is it Dammy Krane that is doing you people
like this?

11. When you go to Iya Moria and dodo has
finished.

Why do bad things always happen to good
people?

12. When someone jumps the long queue in
Shop
10 and starts shouting “Aunty Eno” and
“Aunty
Ireti”.


It’s like you want to be slapped today.

13. When the gate gets blocked because
some
students just decided to start protesting.


Every time, protest. You people will not go
and read your
book

14. You, waiting for the ‘any work’ you sent
to
bring your food.


Na wa. Are they taking a tour of the
university?

15. When you’re broke and you start
wondering if
the risky burger behind Mariere is actually
worth
the risk.

So, should I die of starvation or die of food
poisoning?

15. When you’re broke and you start
wondering if
the risky burger behind Mariere is actually
worth
the risk.


So, should I die of starvation or die of food
poisoning?

16. How you use the toilets in your hostel:


Can’t go and carry disease that doesn’t
belong to you.

17. When you see your friend’s babe entering
jeep
in front of Moremi.


Chineke, see Janet oh.

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UNILAG, University of second choice

so true

This is sure gonna be interesting. Upload the pix.

11 got me cracking. Bad things happening to good people.

Sodeinde "Channel O"...

Lol. Hilarious!

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Reminds me of old days. Eating porridge at IYA pato's store was d bomb.

The 10 pic. is really funny. it summarized everything.