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When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Lilprincey(m): 8:26am On Jun 15, 2016
My mum told me this once until one day while chatting with my phone on the road, i entered the gutter. No be small laff dem laff me that day...

Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Oyiboman69: 8:38am On Jun 15, 2016
I com press phone till keke carry me pass my destination,I have to trekked back to where I was going, that's when I also landed on dirty stagnant water with shoes on my legs,I have to pretend nothing happen cos the people there would laffff at me,idey press fone I no luk front pheeew.
Re: When Mum Tells You 'na Pressing Of Phone Go Kill U' :D by Lilprincey(m): 5:24pm On Jun 15, 2016
Oyiboman69:
I com press phone till keke carry me pass my destination,I have to trekked back to where I was going, that's when I also landed on dirty stagnant water with shoes on my legs,I have to pretend nothing happen cos the people there would laffff at me,idey press fone I no luk front pheeew.
U pass me oo

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