CAN THIS EVER HAPPEN
Girl: hi handsome?
Boy: mcheeeew!
Girl: c'mon I mean no
harm, dude.
Spare me a few
minutes of ur time.
Boy: say what u have to
say and leave
immediately.
Girl: okay, I've been
watching u pass
here everyday and I
feel attracted to u...
Boy: Only that?
Girl: I think u are
hydrogen cause
whenever I see u
my heart beats
with a pop sound.
Boy: aawsh! stop the
flattery pls.
Girl: am damn serious.
Can't u see that am
not sober and am
staggering? That
simply proves that
am drunk in love
with u.
Boy: (smiling) go
straight to the
point, can't u see
am busy? (drawing
patterns on the
ground using his
feet).
Girl: wow, ur smile is
like Al Quaeda
terrorists cause it
has just captured
the territory of my
heart, pls give me a
chance to invest in
ur heart business
and u will see the
profits through my
love for u.
Boy: u girls are just the
same. U just want
to use me and
then dump me
heartlessly.
Girl: OMG! That's soo
inhuman. I want to
show u true love
that can never even
be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
Boy: okay, let me think
about it then I will
reply u later.
Girl: okay handsome,
take as much time
as u want. Whatever
ur decision is, I will
respect it but pls
say Yes.
Will there ever be a beautiful time like this?
Where girls will do the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just wishful dreaming?.........

������������ I am personally waiting for this kinda girls to come my way else I'll stay single saaaaa....����who else

obiorathesubtle:
tbh, the girl's lines are whack..

oh yeah?

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KingCheezyPuff:
°Hahahahaha! that "mtccccchew " man!
had me roooolling with laughter.
She ain't even barely got started and he already annoyed!!

This scenario is straight funny!
And If it happened to me fo' real,after i got over the rejection(if it was painful to me)
I'd laugh hard!!! this funny!

jobless girl

it happens in other parts of the world,..cant say same for nigerian ladies

KingCheezyPuff:
Lol! You must like it cuz you constantly in my face!!!
....why is that? ...I mean daaang!!!

go get a job and stop spamming nairaland with ur rubbish english

still single fa o

it happens to me everyday....but not with those exact words sha....
its jes what we fine boiz see everyday....

KingCheezyPuff:
° Ah yes! You are the man that's so Obsessed that you had to type up a thread about my English arent you ?

u know what? Get out

DLondonboiy:
it happens to me everyday....but not with those exact words sha....

its jes what we fine boiz see everyday....

indeed, maybe you look like a Monkey girls need to keep in a cage to make money...

Cant happen, twill make some women luk cheap and desperate...