₦airaland Forum

Information Minister Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina pictured today, moments before FEC meeting.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/06/caption-this-photo-of-lai-mohammed-and.html

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the older liar be like " No single lie has ever come outta my mouth since I was born"
and the younger liar be like "shuu??

Lai: Femi, the lie you told last week was a very lame one. You are not following in my footsteps at all.

Adeshina: Oga Lia, it is not easy ooo! You know you are a gifted liar, but I am not...Can you give me some useful tips to make my job easier?

Lai: No problem. Number one...

Lai Mohammed : If I hear pem for your mouth again, I will technically beat you up


Femi Adesina: I can explain.....

They are discussing how to sack omenka the guy is not doing the job of promoting buhari on Nairaland well

Lai Mohammed: Femi, this was how my D***k was when I saw Lara Oshiomole


Femi Adesina : You mean it was that Long


Kemi Adeosun (Background): How do I get rid of Baba Lai's long ghost worker

wowmenow:
They are discussing how to sack omenka the guy is not doing the job of promoting buhari on Nairaland well

Your level of obsession with me is fast approaching borderline dementia. Endless mentions yet not even a sneeze from me, regardless, you still trudge along.. With all the humanity I have in me, I say GetWellSoon.

omenka:
Your level of obsession with me is fast approaching borderline dementia. With all the humanity I have in me, I say GetWellSoon.

Too much grammar
From a frustrated dude

Liar Muhammed: Wo ogbeni, warn Nigerians, especially Nairalanders to stop calling me ugly names like 'liar' or 'Minister for Egungun Affairs' oh! if I vex eh!

Femi Adeshina: ( Thinking. E ma wo baba agbaya yi sha, na me say make you dey jabo anyhow? ) Yes sir. I will do your bidding ASAP..