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I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though…..but have a laugh and add yours !Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how. Robert Mugabe 2015

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-Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the twoidiots will say “Bossu how far?”Robert Mugabe 2016————————————————

-Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect aguy to last in bed with you for 2hours Ur level ofselfishness demands a one week crusade.. Robert Mugabe 2016

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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either aBrazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. Robert Mugabe 2016

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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face . R.G Mugabe 2016

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No s*x before marriageIf that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day. Robert Mugabe

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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend** Robert Mugabe 2016*

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“Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”~ Robert Mugabe

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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beautycos we dont walk around with X-rays#ROBERT MUGABE

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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x-Robert Mugabe

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Dear sisters,Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –Robert Mugabe (2016)

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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?Mugabe: I will take moneyObama: But I will go for wisdomMugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks

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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?– Robert Mugabe

still funny anyway...

lmao,.... I just gbadun this black man

Lol

oya take this one

This man never cease to amaze me with all his quotes... That of Obama is so hilarious

Madt man

He never said most of those things.

SherlockHollmes:
He never said most of those things.

How u tk knoww?

Movicq:
How u tk knoww?

Because I'm Sherlock Holmes. I'm 90pcnt sure he never said half of those quotes. I stand corrected though

SherlockHollmes:
Because I'm Sherlock Holmes. I'm 90pcnt sure he never said half of those quotes. I stand corrected though

. NA LIE!

Movicq:
I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though…..but have a laugh and add yours !Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how. Robert Mugabe 2015

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-Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the twoidiots will say “Bossu how far?”Robert Mugabe 2016————————————————

-Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect aguy to last in bed with you for 2hours Ur level ofselfishness demands a one week crusade.. Robert Mugabe 2016

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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either aBrazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. Robert Mugabe 2016

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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face . R.G Mugabe 2016

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No s*x before marriageIf that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day. Robert Mugabe

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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend** Robert Mugabe 2016*

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“Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”~ Robert Mugabe

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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beautycos we dont walk around with X-rays#ROBERT MUGABE

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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x-Robert Mugabe

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Dear sisters,Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –Robert Mugabe (2016)

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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?Mugabe: I will take moneyObama: But I will go for wisdomMugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks

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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?– Robert Mugabe

The most recent one is :


when you fail to listen to your people God will block your ear - Robert Mugabe June 2016.

Movicq:
. NA LIE!

ok nau

Oya this one for Nigerians