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| Craziest Naija thinking by olamilekan360(op): 11:25pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.(crazy pple) 2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her. 3. All old women are witches. 4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual. 5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion. 6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money. 7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group. 8. All Lawyers are liars. 9. Philosophers are not Godly. 10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass. 11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in Polytechnic and Colleges of Education. 12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati. 13. All Traders do cheat. 14. All Men are wicked. 15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding. 16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud. 17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit. 18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl. 19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji. 20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor.... Naija ehn... |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by falconey(m): 11:27pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
 15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started backsliding. Na this one dey pain me pass, Na church attendance we go use enter heaven? 1 Like |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by yarimo(m): 12:23am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Ehh op that number 6 no be assuming na the truth be that 1 Like |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by 4rmthewest(m): 12:26am On Jun 17, 2016 |
But but.....
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| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by hemartins(m): 12:35am On Jun 17, 2016 |
That's what makes Nigerians unique. Our mentality is amazing |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by nerdfrost(m): 3:27am On Jun 17, 2016 |
No 17 do taya me sef  |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by EmmahO(m): 4:35am On Jun 17, 2016 |
11 and 14 ... |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Olasco93: 5:05am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Every rich moslem Male is an Alhaji.... and the Female an Alhajia of Hajjia... |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by olamilekan360(op): 6:42am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Cc lalasticlala |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Kherry: 6:54am On Jun 17, 2016 |
No 11 tire me.......... |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Triczchic(f): 7:11am On Jun 17, 2016 |
That No.1 is true..especially if its a white man and a naija babe! Next thing they will say is she is a prostitute. |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 8:24am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Triczchic:seems u have fallen victim to this |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by alobright17(m): 8:33am On Jun 17, 2016 |
What's the number 8 doing on the list? |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by Triczchic(f): 11:03am On Jun 17, 2016 |
schumastic:Were u d white guy?  |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Triczchic:no am his cousin |
| Re: Craziest Naija thinking by sammyogboso(m): 12:17pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Dats y we're Nigerians, we're different |
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