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1. Whenever you go to Diamond bank and the queue looks like:

2. When you see year one students talking about graduating with first class.

*Walks into thread with confidence* confidently chewing my pop corn... #Op nice one!

3. When you meet someone and they tell you their department is Chemical Engr or Met/Mat.

4. When you pass Hostel C at night and see people loving up.

5. When you go to love garden expecting to find love, but you see people praying.
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Where did all the love go?

6. Hostel girls, after pumping ‘man power’ on a steady:
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Unofficial FUTO gym.

7. When you bring out your phone around Umuchima after 7pm. . . . . See ehn, just run.

8. You, after eating at Madam Quantity or Delight Buka: . . . . Life savers.

9. FUTO boys, waiting to rock one girl at a party: . . . . Guy do mek i rock na . . Lalasticlala, Dominique

10. When you hear you have to write a paper in hall of mercy. . . . . That hall never showed anyone mercy.

11. Eziobodo road, whenever small rain fell: . . . . The absolute worst.

12. How the Man O’ War saw themselves: . . . . . They can use you to shine.

13. You, after buying 3 units of HOD’s popcorn: . . . Groundnut was elective.

14. How you feel after chowing Eismann Fries’ bread. . . . That bread was life.

14. How you feel after chowing Eismann Fries’ bread. . . . That bread was life.

15. Your best moment in FUTO.
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FINALLY!!!
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Fynestboi, Richiez, olawalebabs

Interesting... FUTO must be one hell of a funny school.

#repingUNN

Try Unilorin

christejames:
Interesting... FUTO must be one hell of a funny school.


#repingUNN

Please I need to discuss something with you. Let me have your phone number.

Nice one Op






But no experience compares to GREAT IFE
Learning and culture.

Lol

First year in futo- I must graduate with a first class
Second year- 2.1 is not bad
Third year - God Abeg make he no de lower than 2.2
Fourth year- Thirds class? I go manage am
Final year- I must graduate with my mate.

Proudly futoite. Representing PET 500 LEVEL

Blackchampion:
3. When you meet someone and they tell you their department is Chemical Engr or Met/Mat.

And physics Dept too..

Shamelessly copied without due credit from www.zikoko.com

When you blow okada to SEET ATM from Eziobodo elu with your last card, and ATM swallows your card

timilehing:
Try Unilorin

And what's so spectacular about Unilorin. A school filled with religious bigots and ethnocentric morons

Hehehe, those funny moments. I rep FUTO

I enjoyed mostly my 400 and 500 Levels in FUTO.So Eziobodo road has not been fixed up till now?

aii... seen...