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Marcus2:
Ok

ErnieSmallzz:
is dis suppose to be a joke?

ErnieSmallzz:
is dis suppose to be a joke?

Rapunzel001:
10 MEMORABLE MOMENTS ON NAIRALAND


Those moments that most of us nairalanders can all relate to


1.) That moment when you discover that threads bearing words such as "cleavage" and "snake" have already made it to the promised land just seconds after their creation while your own thread which you created weeks ago and you feel is meaningful enough is yet to cross the Red sea...

-How? What is it with nairaland moderators and snakes? 



2.) That moment you get busted by a member of the Aproko Detectives Association of Nairaland (ADAN) for giving everyone the false impression that you are the "delectable gal" baring her "Olympus has fallen" on your profile picture...  

-Bad market



3.) That moment as a lady when you join nairaland newly and your profile picture and e-personality are so appealing that your nairaland account becomes overwhelmed with so many personal messages, "likes" and "mentions" as every male romancelander wants to know you better... 

-So what are you feeling like? 



4.) That moment when you are foolishly crushing on a romancelander who happens to have a moniker that goes with the pink letter 'f' only for you to discover much later to your heart failure that the 'f' isn't actually an 'f' but an 'm' 

-Hope you never send am recharge card yet



5.) That moment when you see the likes of TonyeBarcarnista, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle and Toks2009 clocking 50+ likes within the space of two minutes and your thread is yet to get a single comment even after 72hours

-Your jealousy is understandable 



6.) That moment back when Ishilove had two muscles namely bad mouth muscle and moderator muscle...  And unfortunately for you, she decides one day to use you to flex her bad mouth muscle and while you are still busy conjuring the appropriate response, she proceeds to finish work by flexing her moderator muscle

-Take it in good faith 


7.) That moment when Lalasticala for the first time in history decides to be merciful and reward your efforts in hours spent and internet data consumed by pushing your thread to the promised land

-Finally! It's about time!  


8.) That moment when just like Martin Luther King jnr, you have a dream, that one day your thread will make front page as you break the nairaland records set for most posts, most views, "most "shares" and most "likes" 

-Keep on dreaming 



9.) That moment you become so hungry and thirsty for "likes" and "shares" that in your desperation to fulfill such self-esteem needs, you resort to using the IF-YOU-AGREE-THEN-HIT-"LIKE"-BUT-IF-YOU-DISAGREE-THEN-HIT-"SHARE" statement as a means to an end. Yet after two hours online, nairalanders are yet to do the needful. 

-Just because it is working for other people doesn't mean it will work for you 



10.) That moment when your birthday becomes an occasion to stylishly solicit for "likes" from nairalanders. Disappointingly though, your birthday comes and goes without you getting any such "likes" 

-You can at least accept the "one eye" as your birthday gift






By all means you all are free to add yours....
I guess this is the point where I put my fingertips to rest...
Mesiere...



#RAPUNZEL....
#SAiNTiAGO LEONARDO...

©2016

ErnieSmallzz:
is dis suppose to be a joke?

MrCork:
...u dont hav moment for scchkoooool homework?

Rapunzel001:
10 MEMORABLE MOMENTS ON NAIRALAND


Those moments that most of us nairalanders can all relate to


1.) That moment when you discover that threads bearing words such as "cleavage" and "snake" have already made it to the promised land just seconds after their creation while your own thread which you created weeks ago and you feel is meaningful enough is yet to cross the Red sea...

-How? What is it with nairaland moderators and snakes? 



2.) That moment you get busted by a member of the Aproko Detectives Association of Nairaland (ADAN) for giving everyone the false impression that you are the "delectable gal" baring her "Olympus has fallen" on your profile picture...  

-Bad market



3.) That moment as a lady when you join nairaland newly and your profile picture and e-personality are so appealing that your nairaland account becomes overwhelmed with so many personal messages, "likes" and "mentions" as every male romancelander wants to know you better... 

-So what are you feeling like? 



4.) That moment when you are foolishly crushing on a romancelander who happens to have a moniker that goes with the pink letter 'f' only for you to discover much later to your heart failure that the 'f' isn't actually an 'f' but an 'm' 

-Hope you never send am recharge card yet



5.) That moment when you see the likes of TonyeBarcarnista, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle and Toks2009 clocking 50+ likes within the space of two minutes and your thread is yet to get a single comment even after 72hours

-Your jealousy is understandable 



6.) That moment back when Ishilove had two muscles namely bad mouth muscle and moderator muscle...  And unfortunately for you, she decides one day to use you to flex her bad mouth muscle and while you are still busy conjuring the appropriate response, she proceeds to finish work by flexing her moderator muscle

-Take it in good faith 


7.) That moment when Lalasticala for the first time in history decides to be merciful and reward your efforts in hours spent and internet data consumed by pushing your thread to the promised land

-Finally! It's about time!  


8.) That moment when just like Martin Luther King jnr, you have a dream, that one day your thread will make front page as you break the nairaland records set for most posts, most views, "most "shares" and most "likes" 

-Keep on dreaming 



9.) That moment you become so hungry and thirsty for "likes" and "shares" that in your desperation to fulfill such self-esteem needs, you resort to using the IF-YOU-AGREE-THEN-HIT-"LIKE"-BUT-IF-YOU-DISAGREE-THEN-HIT-"SHARE" statement as a means to an end. Yet after two hours online, nairalanders are yet to do the needful. 

-Just because it is working for other people doesn't mean it will work for you 



10.) That moment when your birthday becomes an occasion to stylishly solicit for "likes" from nairalanders. Disappointingly though, your birthday comes and goes without you getting any such "likes" 

-You can at least accept the "one eye" as your birthday gift






By all means you all are free to add yours....
I guess this is the point where I put my fingertips to rest...
Mesiere...



#RAPUNZEL....
#SAiNTiAGO LEONARDO...

©2016

Rapunzel001:
Depends on how you look at it maam...
Nigerian question...

Boring:
NO is suppose to be a song...yimu

brightdv:
no its suppose to be a choke........All the best

tosyne2much:
Hahaha very funny


Make I add mine


Just when you're chrushing on a lady and decided to open a thread just to profess your love, only for her to storm on the thread calling the moderators to close down the thread


You go be like "Lord why me?

falconey:
lwkm e.g ?

Oga wetin happen, you no dey gree dash us shares again nah ? .

Vizkizzy:
lol...some people have 0 sense of humor

u mean - 0 if that exists

Am crying right now..fvck!!

obiorathesubtle:
uuum

Like if you expected something different after reading the caption..

LuveU2:
So funny

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You said memorable moments

Bruh, I still can't relate[/color]